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sometimes I forget that this man is a sex-haver

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Who gave Ethari tumblr???

Really wanna draw runaan in pin up lingerie

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!!!

Don't Fall for this scam.

Transgender community, please please please do NOT use this product! It will kill you if used, please do not use it whatsoever.

Please reblog and spread the word

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AUTISM TIME

Okay I've been doing some math (shocking I know)

In this scenario, let's assume that Scylla is about the size of a giant squid

They can swim up to 25 mph

The Straits of Messina (Scylla's dwelling) and modern-day Ithaca (Homer's doesn't actually exist) are 7,409 km (or 4,064 miles) apart

If, for whatever reason, Scylla were to swim from the Straits of Messina to Ithaca...

it would take her 184.16 hours, which is 7.66667 days

So the bottom line:

If Scylla were the size of a giant squid, it would take her a week to swim from the Straits of Messina to Ithaca without stopping.

I am... not well.

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I JUST GOT INTO THE MOOMINS

I KNOW THAT "IF IT EXISTS..." APPLIES EVERYWHERE

BUT IF I BLINK AND SOMEHOW RULE 34 MOOMINVALLEY FINDS ME

I AM GOING TO BE VERY UPSET

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He’s so pretty what the fuck

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Soooooooooo…

we all agree that this guy’s autistic right?

No? Just me?

Okay then.

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Indeed. And such blasphemy shall not stand. We shall be judged for this, I can feel it.

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This is Yuki

Yuki loves her personal space

This is Itsuomi

ITSUOMI ALSO LOVES YUKI’S PERSONAL SPACE

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Sometimes a family can be a polycule of four autists and their talking dog and I think it’s beautiful

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Sorry honey, I can't go out tonight, I'm *checks notes* latibulating

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@tsuunytsuun they're the realest one

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faduh I am predador

Okay so this just came to me: Husk's tail is kind of like a feather cat toy, right? Imagine the babies' cat instincts kick in and they try to mess with it, not registering that it's really their daddy

YOU. YOU ARE A GENIUS I had to draw this immediately omgomgomg

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Ya girl's watching A Sign of Affection

I'm not even five minutes in and I would already die for Yuki

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Big Happy Family

K'Sante: We're like a big happy family!

K'Sante: And I'm the dad

K'Sante: And Yone's the mom!

Yone: Why am I the mom?

Yone: What gender roles are we pushing here?

Kayn: I know they're probably thinking I'm like the son, but I'm not

Kayn: I'll be the gay emo cousin

Ezeral: I will be the son!

Ezreal: The hotshot whose only dream…

Ezreal: …is to be a star

Sett: I feel like I'd be a… fresh outta jail uncle

Aphelios: And I'm the sassy aunt

Aphelios: pulling his mask down with a shit-eating grin Who talks shit about everyone

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I'm sorry but now I can't get this out of my head

Zestial trying to court Sir Pentious by dancing but instead of fancy ballroom dancing its tropical bird mating dances

he uses his cape in place of wings

because let's be honest, they do look like wings

i cant draw but this is the vision

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FOLLOW-UP

For some reason, I now can't get over the idea of Zestial dating Angel's mom. I have no idea why. It'd just be funny.

On the subject of Angel's family

So we know Henroin is the shitty dad, Arackniss is the grouchy brother, Molly is the bubbly twin sister...

But what about Angel's mother?

I cannot be the only one who wants her to be an absolute backflipping, neck-breaking, war-starting, shoe-throwing tea-sipping, iconic acrobaddie who would go to war for her children and can take down ten men in five minutes

IN HEELS.

Hey Angel's gotta get it from somewhere, and it sure as fuck ain't coming from Henroin

(I also picture her looking like @zerosenpie's rendition of her. For now, I'm calling her Yvonne.)