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-i may or may not be having one of those periodic mental breakdowns where i eat everything, cry for hours, get drunk and then lament

-my parents

-my lack of friends

-the fact im living with my parents

-the fact i am a failure

-the fact i don’t have a job in my field

-the fact my job only pays 12.5$/hr and i can’t move out of my house

-the fact that i haven’t had sex in 10 months

-i havent had the companionship of a dog in a year, something i have always had.

-I havent had a smoke in a year. Normally this would be a good thing to celebrate. In this case, IT ISNT.

-the fact that because i live in the valley, it takes me 1 hour to get to anything my friends are doing, which fuels my FOMO and paranoia that everyone just tolerates me and actually wants me dead.

-Im a fat bastard and this job is just making it worse

-Im never going to be able to save any money to travel to europe and im just deluding myself

-I will forever limp through life dissapointing my parents and constantly wishing that they had aborted me rather than had me. I can feel it sometimes. They hate me. They wished they’d used a condom and never had me. They wish i was dead so they didnt have to deal with the constant failure that I am.

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Honestly the fact that as of 2017 KimChi hasn’t come out to her parents. She is so brave and I just want to cry for her.

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Country Boys make do

hey guys

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Y’all need to stop.

The first time a guy slaps his dick on your face and realize you’re into it:

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im surprised tumblr hasn’t been talking about this Artist cause this music video’s a real 2017 mood

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Hurva Synagogue, 2nd Proposal, 1972-73 (unbuilt), Louis Kahn

HURVA SYNAGOGUE (2013)

Animation illustrating the unusual massing of this unrealised structure, via plans and an exploded model. (Image: Kent Larson)

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While y’all discussing fictional nations can y’all give Scotland and Ireland some autonomy as well.

Or any of the other actual nations/states/people that have been colonized and had their autonomy taken by larger nation-states. 

Honestly, do we need pop culture metaphors for everything?

The North has been put through so much shit like can they just rule themselves?

House Stark deserves to keep the North out of the Seven Kingdoms, here for Northern autonomy

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Its been a milestone!

I have gone a year without smoking

Hallelujah!

I have also gone a year without a dog....

This is also the first year in...... 18 years that september does not mean returning to school.

Oh god what do I do with myself.

Oh god my life is in shambles

Oh god someone save me.

GIVE ME STRUCTURE

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What if the peach that Renly eats in front of Stannis is just a metaphor for how Renly likes eating Lora’s ass, and that Stannis needs to relax by eating someone out?

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WHY IS THERE BACON GREASE IN THE BALKAN YOGURT TUB?

WHO HAS BEEN EATING BACON?

I THOUGHT WE ARE ALL TRYING TO BE KOSHER TOGETHER?????!

I am a broken man

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NOW THIS IS A BOP

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I would kill for a cigarette and a rimjob

Anyone in Eastern Canada ready and waiting?

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Not 19 shots but during my time at uni the local starbucks learned that i needed at least 7 shots of espresso, if not more.

I averaged 5 starbucks runs a day.

Do the math. I should be dead due to caffeine poisoning.

i walk into starbucks and order a pumpkin spice latte with 13 shots of espresso. i tell the barista that i intend to transcend humanity and become a god. i ask for no whip cream

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me driving on the freeway: *going 50 mph*

marina playing: I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I WANT AND WHO I WANT TO BE. I KNOW EXACTLY WHY I WALK AND TALK LIKE A MACHINE

me: *speeds up to 160 mph towards a cliff*

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Chubby gay culture is having to send an additional message reminding the person you’re chatting with that you’re chubby so if they’re going to reject you they can do it sooner