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Sometimes a ship is just wholesome barbie x army coded lesbian

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What is your opinion on chaggistor? Do you have headcannons?

I do adore Chaggistor! I see Charlie more as the hinge partner than everyone dating each other though. Vaggie and Alastor do not date each other in my eyes.

She's got two hands! It's perfect! And in an animation made by Viziepop where Vaggie asks about Charlie's taste in men, Charlie perfectly describes Alastor. They would be an unstoppable team.

In my opinion, Charlie and Vaggie are two boss queens. And Alastor is Charlie's manstress/concubine. Sorry, I need Alastor to be the angsty boy.

I do think while Charlie tries to manage the tension between Vaggie and Alastor some fights do still break out. Maybe one day they will figure it out.

I do not have too many headcanons but by all means! Tell me some of yours!

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What do you think are the chances of Alastor being jealous/possessive/protective over Charlie if Vox flirts/acts sleazy toward Charlie in front of him in S2?

He's already possessive over Charlie even if Vaggie is around. Anddddd he hates men far more. So adding on the fact that he has a history with Vox and hates men. Yes, its going to be insane.

Alastor will be very jealous/possessive over Charlie if Vox tries anything. IF Vox tries to act flirty with Charlie in S2. I find it to be very likely. And I'm sure Vaggie won't be too happy either.

It would be actually so amazing to see both Alastor and Vaggie seething over Vox and teaming up against him. They both do care about Charlie a lot :3

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could you elaborate on your thoughts for radioapple?

Yes, of course! Sorry if my thoughts were unclear. I just have complicated relationship concerning radioapple.

I like it. I like it a lot and it was the first ship I wrote for. As said, it will always have a special place in my heart. Now, I don't think I would have shipped it naturally without fandom. At first I was shocked ppl were shipping it. Like what!? In a good way. I personally never saw the chemistry in the show but fandom, in its wonderful way showed the potential.

So, I fell in love with it. I loved the timeless Enemies to Lovers aspect. I loved the bitter trivial arguments used to disguise their real feelings. I loved the back handed compliments and the banter.

I even had a headcanon that Alastor would ironically call Lucifer: "My King" or "Your Worship" (a bit of a reference back to Leia x Han). I absolutely adore the dynamics of two people who despise each other yet besides that, they can't help but admire each other and slip up.

A little bit I wrote of their dynamic if you can see the vision:

“Looking for this, your worship?” Alastor’s claws rested on his shoulder. Lucifer whipped around just in time to see ALASTOR DRINKING STRAIGHT FROM THE DAMN BOTTLE! The beautiful swirling liquid disappearing DOWN ALASTOR’S GULLET! HOW DARE HE?! He didn’t know if he wanted to tear down the Radio Demon where he stood or sink down to cry.

Lucifer decided, “I”M GOING TO FUCKING END YOU!” He smashed his fists together.

Alastor’s eyes slid lazily to him. His eyes flashed with mischief and he said in that silky voice, “You’re going to have to catch me first, mon ange.” Alastor took another swig, grinning at the seething King.

Oh and the "mon ange" bit :3

I love it when they torture and tease each other.

Again, it will always have a soft spot. I enjoy "My Deer Nanny". I loved OSAS and multiple other lovely radioapple fics. I think the art is absolutely beautiful for it.

Now, with that said. The amazing thing about radioapple and I think the only reason I like it as much as I do is that there is so much content for it. With more content, there is more quality. So naturally I gravitated towards it. Its just the truth. I also felt a little insignificant in the waves of radioapple so that's the only reason why I stopped writing for them.

However, I also began to notice how some of the fans treated the other ships in the fandom. First, I ship both Radioapple and Charlastor. Ngl the hate that Charlastor got from Radioapple was insane. And...I'll be the one to say it, the ships aren't that different. Charlie and Lucifer have very similar personalities. I don't really know how making Charlie Alastor's step daughter is any less toxic than having her date him.

And I know, many people see Charlie and Alastor as having a father-daughter dynamic. I never saw it. In my eyes they are either business partners with weird ass romantic chemistry or Alastor has an unrequited longing for her but the feelings are not reciprocated. I really hope that the latter happens in canon.

Now I have some thoughts on the tropes used in Radioapple:

Charlie. I like it when Charlie is involved in the plot with Radioapple. I find the dynamic of "Alastor makes my father" happy much more heart warming than her and Alastor becoming a father-daughter duo. Its never been them. But I absolutely adore when Charlie supports their relationship. And if Lilith and Lucifer had a tumultuous relationship in the past, she's happy her father's happy now.

Now on the other spectrum of Charlie understandably being baffled and betrayed by Alastor FUCKING her Dad. Her friend went behind her back and went after her dad. Its also understandable that she may feel very angry about it. Her parents were her world and even as an adult, its hard to come to terms with having another person other than your mother love your father. Either with humor or angst, I do enjoy it.

I do not like it when Charlie is infantilized but sometimes I accept it in fics. It is not my preference. I would rather Alastor and Charlie have a cordial relationship still as friends rather than father-daughter.

Tying into Chaggie. I adore Chaggie. I love it. But when it comes to Radioapple, it tends to just bulldoze all the ships around it especially Chaggie. Chaggie I fear has turned into a token, just cute ship to add on to Radioapple. Its just a background ship and its far more than that. And in some radioapple media, it waters down the power of chaggie. And in general some radioapple media pushes many women characters to the side to make way for Alastor and Lucifer...the far more interesting male characters.

I know. Its a far bigger problem when the male characters get more attention in the show. That's the root issue of it all. But in general, its what makes me not love Radioapple not as much anymore. Fandom made me love it but fandom also pushed me away from it.

Still I like Radioapple. Its just I have some issues with how its portrayed in fandom. I hope that people understand the message I am trying to convey.

More soft Radioapple for the masses. I love this scene:

Alastor’s hands took Lucifer’s hands gently in his hands. His heart fluttered, soaring as though it was high enough to rival heaven. Lucifer turned, staring at the Radio Demon. The smile was softer and something alien lingered in the sinner’s eyes, “How could she ever leave you?” Alastor muttered.

“What?” Lucifer let out a breathy question. All of the air was knocked from him like a fist had punched him in the gut. He was breathless, drowning in the waves of whatever this feeling was. This unwelcomed, all consuming feeling, consuming everything. A thing which swallowed up the world when he looked Alastor’s way.

Alastor’s claws were surprisingly soft, his claws running soothing circles on Lucifer’s hands. Alastor said quietly, a whisper veiled by the breeze, “Is it true you are the most beautiful angel ever created?” Lucifer’s heart skipped.

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felt angsty after sermon today so coping w angel

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"Do I really want 'crooked grifter' on my tombstone?"

I think about this line a lot

I know its sort of presented as a self depreciating joke but you gotta remember...

...Stan already *has* a tombstone, from when he faked his death. At least, he probably does considering there was a coffin

What if his real tombstone already says "crooked grifter"?

I can't help but feel like it might. Did Stan choose what went on the tombstone? Was that the only thing he could think of? Worse yet, did his parents choose it?

My poor Stanley... you might not be the mayor, but you're the best uncle, brother, and boss there is

Certainly more than just a crooked grifter

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The Ol' Jitterbug 🌈🦌

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You're never fully dressed without a smile~🦌❤️🌈

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Ask me questions! I'm bored and you might be too. Ask me about the Soulmate Curse, Til Murder Do Us Part, my Chaggie Enemies to Lovers AU, anything! Anything shipping too. I love shipping so much!

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My Hot Hazbin Takes (or not depending on your opinion)

idk felt like putting a silly iasip gif

Radioapple is overrated. I'm really sorry. I have a soft spot for it but some of the fans have soured it for me because some ppl take it too seriously. I can never see it becoming canon. I'm sorry. But it's a super fun and silly ship! They were the first hazbin ship I wrote for and I will always have a soft spot for them.

I know a lot of ppl like the Vees but I don't and I'm not quite sure why. I don't understand the appeal but I will, of course, reblog a funny meme or interesting art piece.

I'm sorry but I really really really disliked Cherrisnake. I feel like it was a ship that came out of nowhere. And I don't really understand the purpose of Cherri's character in season 1. I enjoy both of them but...the chemistry wasn't there for me.

I ship Lucilith. I love them to death but I have only seen the fandom side of things. Who knows where it will go in canon. If the ship turns sour such as Luci or Lilith doing something horrible to the other, my feelings may change. However, for now. I ship it. And while I do like radioapple...I do tire of making Lilith the villain in every fic I see. If anything I enjoy where Lucilith was a mutual, non messy breakup and Alastor and Lucifer are just being their angsty selves getting in their own way.

I did not like Chaggie at first and I understand why. If you watch the show, just watching it...I felt it was very surface level. Fanon is the only thing that saved it for me. Seeing the love it received made me give it another chance, to look at it deeper. Its not perfect and I thought it was supposed to be in the show. I was wrong. They are supposed to be scarred and messy. That's the beauty.

Adding on to the Chaggie bit: they still need to improve their relationship. I feel that the love is a bit unbalanced. Vaggie's whole world fell away when she first looked at Charlie. But Charlie, Vaggie is just her girlfriend. To Vaggie, Charlie is her whole world, her universe. I hope they strengthen their bond. Both of them have their flaws. Vaggie is too overprotective of Charlie and Charlie tends to steamroll Vaggie. They need improvement but that's why makes it such a good ship! I love it!

I need to see more of Vaggie and Alastor's platonic dynamic. Yes, they hate each other. But in my head, they're bitter, imperfect siblings in a way. And they would do anything for Charlie which is what unites them. I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED TO SEE MORE! Their dynamic is so underrated.

I love Adam. I hated him the first time I watched it and then loved him on my second watch through. I just love how much of an asshole he is.

Fallenwings WAS canon in my head. Vaggie definitely had an abusive relationship with Lute and she projects some of her trauma onto her relationship with Charlie. Its my headcanon. Its in my head but it makes sense.

Roo x Charlie IS SO UNDERRATED! PLEASE TOXIC YURI FOR THE WIN! The dynamic!!! The greatest good vs. the greatest evil. How can that not at all be delicious? I'm always down for a good hero x villain story.

I also feel that Chaggie is pushed to the side in the fandom and the mLm ships like Radioapple or Huskerdust are praised more. Its a bit upsetting to watch. Het ships too. Any ships including women tend to get less attention. And honestly Chaggie deserves so much more than that. And if it is shipped, its usually just a background ship for Radioapple :(

Also not a big fan of fan kids. Like I love to see other peoples' fan kids but in my world I can't see them having kids. Or really for some ships like Charlastor or Radiodust. I can't see it.

Spidermoth wouldn't have been as bad of a dynamic. I see it far more as platonic now but the early ideas weren't so bad. I do not ship them but I can see the potential if they weren't gay. But they're more siblings/friends to me now.

I also admire a lot of ships but personally do not ship them. Radiorose, I don't ship. But I will still reblog fanart. I don't know why I don't ship them. I feel like I would like them but I can only see them as friends.

Mimzy is underrated. She only got done dirty by interrupting Hell's Greatest Dad. Mimzy is a fascinating character. SHE KNEW ALASTOR WHEN SHE WAS ALIVE.

My headcanon is that Alastor is Heterosexual Ace. Or Bisexual (LEANING VERY TOWARDS WOMEN) Ace maybe. I cannot see him canonically with a man other than Angel Dust who has feminine features. I can see him with Charlie, Mimzy and Rosie just fine. He likes women. He loves them. He feels comfortable around them. He hates men. But by no means, am I hating on the mlm alastor ships. It's just what's in my head.

Also we moved way too quickly over Radiodust. They're so cute :(

I love Charlastor to death but I would never want it to be canon. It would be terrible for Charlie. But in the fics, its safe.

I invite discussion but please be civil. I do not intend to offend anyone. I love Chaggie, I love Radioapple and the majority of the ships mentioned. I do not like Cherrisnake. I am very sorry.

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Platonic Ship Poll/(Found) Family List so far:

Ngl platonic ships are underrated.

Angel Dust and Charlie

Charlie and Lucifer

Alastor and Charlie

Angel Dust and Cherri

Vaggie and Angel Dust

Angel Dust and Niffty

Alastor and Angel

Valentino and Velvette

Rosie and Alastor

Adam and Lute

Husk and Niffty

Alastor and Niffty

I had to cut Vaggie and Lucifer. And also Vaggie and Alastor much to my dismay 🥲

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CHARLASTOR WON #1 IN THE HAZBIN HOTEL HET SHIP POLL

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Andddd StaticRadioRose is OUT!

Ship Propaganda:

Chaggistor - Alastor x Charlie x Vaggie

A bisexual dream for Charlie. And why fight when they can both just date the person they obviously care about deeply?

Charlie's Heaven - Charlie x Emily x Vaggie x Lute

Sapphic love galore! The whole crew of angels enjoy each other!

Radiohuskerdust - Alastor x Husk x Angel

The iconic trio of our favorite boy failures and craziness. Radiodust, Radiohusk and Huskerdust combined! It's amazing!

Applemedia - Lucifer x Alastor x Vox

Radioapple and Radiostatic!!! Let's gooo! It's definitely going to be dramatic.

Mediabelle - Alastor x Vox x Charlie

Charlie definitely tops her two dramatic husbands.

Poly Vees - Vox x Velvette x Valentino

Team Vees!!! An amazing power poly!

Chaggette - Charlie x Vaggie x Velvette

Chaggie with a bit of flair with Velvette's fashion!

RoyalRadioRose - Lucifer x Lilith x Alastor x Rosie

Lucilith, Radioapple, Radiorose, and Rosilith? It's a dream! A truly perfect quartet.

AppleCore - Adam x Eve x Lilith x Lucifer

The whole Eden gang in one poly! Let's goooo!

RadioAppleDust - Alastor x Lucifer x Angel

Radioapple and Radiodust! Their dynamic would be so hilarious!

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“Hallorann saw a grave sort of beauty there that had been missing on the day he had first met her, some nine months ago. Then she had still been mostly girl. Now she was a woman, a human being who had been dragged around to the dark side of the moon and had come back able to put the pieces back together. But those pieces, Hallorann thought, they never fit just the same way again. Never in this world.”

The Shining, Stephen King

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This art piece is pure gold 😭😭😭😭

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I saw the format being passed around and impulsively drew it as 🌈📻.