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This is such a fucking funny way to write “I was almost killed today”

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not gonna say it again

Gordon 👏 Freechmen 👏 was 👏 studying 👏 in 👏 his 👏 was 👏 studying 👏 laboratoried

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how to draw arms ? ? 

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Alcohol is the worst tasting thing on the planet, I have NO IDEA how it ever got accidentally created and how humans managed to get past the obvious taste of poison and ingest enough of it to decide to create 1028472957295 varieties of it over every single culture in the world

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This is why I practice drawing like an idiot 

So I can have this kind of power

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Note to vacationing non-Americans: while it’s true that America doesn’t always have the best food culture, the food in our restaurants is really not representative of what most of us eat at home.  The portions at Cheesecake Factory or IHOP are meant to be indulgent, not just “what Americans are used to.”

If you eat at a regular American household, during a regular meal where they’re not going out of their way to impress guests, you probably will not be served twelve pounds of chocolate-covered cream cheese.  Please bear this in mind before writing yet another “omg I can’t believe American food” post.

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Well that was a long wait.

I'm not sure if you answered this, but, in the end, how many days passed since Part 4's end to Part 5's start date?

Diamond is Unbreakable’s last episode aired December 23rd 2016.

Vento Aureo’s first episode aired October 5th 2018.

Between the two, there’s one (1) year, nine (9) months, and thirteen (13) days - of 652 days in total. Or 651, depending on if you count the first day.

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Cool as shit, that's what.

what does facebook think my house looks like

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Why Magical Girls Are Never Attacked During A Tranformation

As some of you might already have guessed, I’m a fan of Japanese girl idols. One of the many, many idol groups in existence today in Japan is NMB48, a Osaka-based spin-off group of the (in)famous AKB48. NMB has a weekly show that’s surprisingly entertaining as well as educational called NMB to Manabu-kun, in which the members of NMB and a few comedians listen to guest lectures by experts in various fields.

Back on May 15th, the theme of the episode was pataphysics/the science of sci-fi. One of the topics of the lecture held by university professor Yanagita Rikao was the age-old question of “WHY ARE MAGICAL GIRLS NEVER ATTACKED WHILE TRANSFORMING???”

This was his answer, based on the magical girl series Futari wa Pretty Cure.

Question: The transformation scenes in Pretty Cure are very long, so why don’t the bad guys attack the girls in the meantime?

“Even when I was little, I was thinking ‘Hey! Attack them now!’”

“I found this odd as well, so I watched the transformation scene many times. And what I noticed is, when the Pretty Cures yell ‘Dual Aurora Wave!’ and transform, a rainbow-colored column of light shoots up from the ground, going BOOM!”

“And then the Pretty Cures levitate, and go up into the air. Based on this, I believe the protagonists of Pretty Cure are being held up in the air by the power of light.”

“When we think of light, we usually think it heats up things or lights up things. But in reality, light has the power to hold up things as well.”

“When the sun is beating down on us in the summer, the human body is being pressed downwards by the sun beams with a force of 2/100,000g.”

“But this is only about a one-hundred of the weight of a mosquito, so no matter how hot it is, we don’t feel that sunlight is heavy.”

“So that means the light holding them up must be extremely strong. If we assume that the two Pretty Cures each weigh about 45kg and do some calculations…”

“It means the light during the transformation must have the energy of 2,100,000,000kW per 1m2.”

“While the entirety of power that Japan is capable of generating is only 100,000,000kW.”

“So they’re using 21 TIMES the amount of energy the whole of Japan can generate.”

“So what would happen if a bad guy jumped in to try to sabotage their transformation?”

“He would EVAPORATE INSTANTLY.”

“DEATH AWAITS ANYONE WHO DARES TO DISRUPT A PRETTY CURE TRANSFORMATION.”

“So this means the best thing to do would be to transform close to any bad guys.”

“Yes. They are the strongest while they transform, and are practically invincible.”

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So, fun fact for all of you history dorks, but you know that legend about Cleopatra being so rich and trashy that she would drink her wine with crushed up pearls in it?

Pearls are mostly Calcium Carbonate. When they mix with acids (such as those in wine) they produce carbon dioxide like little balls of fancy alkaseltzer.

What Im saying is, call Cleopatra a trashy hoe all you want, but she was the trashy hoe who invented instant champagne. Bitch was living in 3018 while everyone else was in 18

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Now I need this more than ever.

good luck, crispies

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Welp I uploaded those Comfy Witches edits on my Facebook so why not upload them on Tumblr?

Comfy Witches for all of us! <3

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Alright but really can we just take a moment to consider the RPG Constanze Amalie von Braunschbank Albrechtsberger pulled out during the episode?

This wasn’t some mechanical wand attachment she built like her wand-rifle, or some magical rocket launcher that shot magical rockets, this was a legitimate military-grade rocket-propelled grenade launcher that shot live explosives (likely modeled after an RPG-7). This was a deadly weapon of war that she just pulled out of nowhere. Do you think there just happened to be a modern war weapon laying around by some ancient dragon ruins? Doubtful.  Did she just carry this around on her person? That thing isn’t going to fit under her uniform very well, it’s about as big as she is. How would she get it past Luna Nova security and hide it in her dorm? HOW DID SHE EVEN GET THIS THING? I mean, the only way she’d be able to get a Russian-made RPG-7 is through the black market, and we still don’t know where she pulled it out from– wait a minute.

Constanze and Jasminka are on the same student team. You don’t think there would be any… illegal actions going on behind the scenes at Lona Nova, right? I mean, they’ve only got a magical highway connected to the academy that easily transports them to various locations with little risks of being caught or apprehended, Akko and crew even used it in a previous episode to easily sneak off of the campus grounds…

You don’t think…? … Naaah…

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