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anyways echo x leo could've been cuter than caleo

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Happy Solar Eclipse Day!

Artemis and Apollo seemed rather fitting :)

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James: “Moony, what’s your spice tolerance?”

Remus: “I’m Welsh.”

Marlene: “The fruit snack?”

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percy: wasn't icarly that guy that girlbossed too close to the sun because he was down bad for apollo?

annabeth: ICARUS?

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they survived because aphrodite could not let this be their last words to each other

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yeah this is now a marauders and riordanverse blog. enjoy.

The Black brothers but its things me and my older brother have said/done part 13

*regulus showing up after randomly disapearing for a while*: im sadly alive

Sirius: where the hell have you been??

Regulus: in the deep dark place that is my mind

Sirius: Thats not a real answer

Regulus: i know i just felt like being dramatic

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Episode 2: "Annabeth would push me down a flight of stairs to make sure the quest continued"

Episode 4: "Annabeth is pushing me down a flight of stairs to make sure the quest continues? But what if I pulled out my UNO reverse card?"

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take figures out of their boxes btw. sew patches on your favorite jacket. go to bed with your favorite plushes. wear the pants you usually save for special occasions. draw something cool on your wall. put a sticker on your laptop. dye your hair and pierce your lips. glass is meant to break, metal is meant to rust. items are meant to be used. that's how the world knows that somebody loved them.

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Which percabeth do you prefer?

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Headcanon that Percy gets a job at an aquarium that rehabilitates sea creatures and every creature in the facility is so incredibly happy to have their Sea Prince taking care of them.

Until he says he can’t swim with them because it’s not allowed and he’d get in trouble if he does (looking at you Myrtle the Sea Turtle) and won’t be allowed to take care of them.

The creatures that are allowed to return to the sea throw the biggest fit at Poseidon because they want to play with Percy and properly thank him for caring for them and next shift Percy works he’s surprised to find Dr. Po Seidon talking with his boss about letting him swim with the animals.

Myrtle is very smug

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Gotta be honest, the popularity of blond Percy thanks to the pjo show is driving me insane because every time I see pjo fanart, I have a crisis over what little blond boy is being depicted

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if we look at the original timeline (aka annabeth and percy being born in 1993) then 2009 was a big year for annabeth bcus not only did the battle of manhattan take place and she finally started dating percy, but also minecraft came out and i think that would be a big deal to her

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remember when nico told jason "yeah i had a crush on percy back then, but i was young and impressionable, i already got over it"? brother in christ you're still, like, thirteen, why are you talking about your elementary school crush like he's your ex-wife whose betrayal made you vow to never love again

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frank zhang is the type of guy to slide and fall on a banana

jason grace is the type of guy to say "he's right behind me isn't he?" when he suspects someone is right behind him (it's not ironic)

reyna avila ramirez arellano is the type of girl to use the term "girlboss" unironically

hazel levesque is the type of gal to doodle horses and ponies and unicorns, etc. in her school book when she's bored in class

dakota is the type of guy to chug his beverage and then sigh and say "i needed that"

octavian's the type of guy to rub his palms together when he's thinking

lavinia asimov is the type of gal to use bubblegum flavored toothpaste

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percy’s view of himself: i’m so stupid and ugly and useless. i’m such a lame demigod

literally everyone else’s view of percy:

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The seven in fanon: We’re the perfect definition of found family and extremely wholesome!

The seven in canon:

Hazel: Hey, you wanna go to Piper’s?

Frank: Who????

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Percy: *Being awkward around Leo because he’s dating Calypso(unfortunately)*

Leo:*Being awkward around Percy because of the one time he shouted at him and never apologised*

Both:*Being awkward because water and fire*

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The seven: *really awkwardly quiet lunches and dinners*

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friendly reminder that it’s canon that percy cusses like a sailor.

friendly reminder that, when she’s stressed, annabeth does too. (often in ancient greek lol)