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I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.

But now the company holiday party is upon us.

And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.

I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.

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wolfstar

I love sirius' shirt, I feel like he learnt the hard way that dog treats only taste good as a dog

and/or he's wearing James' shirt who learnt that same lesson

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When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M

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Harrys little glasses are crooked all the time so James straightens them a lot, and every time he does Harry then reaches up his little hands and straightens James’s glasses right back

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i think theres something deeply and horribly wrong with me *remembers im a tumblr user* i know theres something deeply and horribly wrong with me

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pride 2025

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still can't believe that supernatural's ending conclusion is that you can kill God but you can't be bisexual

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love castiel as a character because he feels no emotions for the first kajilion years of his existence and all of a sudden he can feel things now and his first two emotions are queer longing and catholic guilt. literally who else is doing it like him

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This has me on the ground pulling my hair out

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shit I think I fucked it up shit I think I fucked it up shit I think I fucked it up shit I think I fucked up shit I think I fucked up shit I think I fucked up shit

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goin for the funniest guy ever award (´ε｀ )♡

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@schnuffel-danny hehehe

regarding this post: from schnuffle

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There IS better autism research they could be doing, like trying to discover other medications that help with sensory issues and quality of life problems and trying to get better childhood diagnosis rates for autistic girls. But no, the decades long useless search to find out what causes autism and how to eliminate it continues. The push for “autism research” is never really about how to make things better for autistic people, it’s about how to make autistic people stop existing and that is nottttt possible. But they’ll continue to fixate on it.

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not to be an american but like. air conditioning is the greatest invention of all time.

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My roommates got married last week and said today that they’re planning on moving to somewhere else in the city, and asked me to move with them when they do.

Which I appreciate so much, they’re both fantastic roommates and I really don’t want to try and find another place on my own, but also. Jesus Christ what a look. “Hiii we’re the Thompsons, we just moved in down the street, that’s my husband and that’s the ghoul who used to live in our basement”

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(Same universe as this)

Robin posts a TikTok captioned: New Roommate

The whole video is a compilation of her trying to film her crafts while Steve and Eddie are off-camera having the world’s dumbest conversations. It’s like:

Robin, on camera: *crocheting a blanket*

Eddie: I haven’t seen 12 Angry Men. What about that? Wanna do 12 Angry Men?

Steve: Not in one night. Jesus.

Robin, on camera: *making a mosaic*

Eddie: What’s it called when time is bisexual?

Steve: …Biweekly?

Eddie: That’s it. I get paid biweekly.

Robin: *restocking her bead cases*

Steve, walking into the room: - one to talk, you pissed in the sink.

Robin: What?!

Eddie: Not our sink.

Robin: *trying and failing to spin clay on a pottery wheel she bought*

Steve, loud: Dude, just talk. I get distracted by your hands and miss what you’re signing.

Eddie, also loud: Do. You. Want to. Door. Dash?

Steve:

Steve: Wow. Yelling at the hearing impaired? That’s so offensive.

Steve: Robbie, cancel him.

Robin, flat: Eddie, you’re cancelled. Trash duty for a month.

Eddie: A month!? You set me- *video cuts*

Robin, on camera: *trying to film a tutorial*

Eddie: Bisexual, huh? And you sleep with mostly women? Interesting.

Steve:

Steve: I can fuck your uncle if you’re concerned about it.

Robin: *opens her mouth to speak but Dumb and Dumber just walked into the room*

Robin: *rolls eyes at camera*

Eddie: *complaining in the background*

Eddie: Did you just turn off your hearing aids?

Steve:

Eddie: *aggressive jingling as he signs*