if i have to pull out the apollo prophecy meme on october 19th 2014 i will throw myself into the atlantic and find a way to swim to las vegas through the desert so i can burn that city to the ground
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just seeing what your mind conjures up every time you read the post, who are you envisioning cause I Honestly feel like we're all seeing the same guy
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(The original post is no longer shareable)
Reading through the initial outfit brought this outfit from Staged to mind:
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romanticizing dashcon *:・゚✧*:・゚✧
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I always feel a need to reblog classic posts. It's like passing down a folktale... from the people... to stay with the people...
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Pretend this is a tumblr heritage post
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Hey, for actual science (reblog & tell me in the tags!):
What is your favorite iconic Tumblr post and why?
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My three girlfriends.
And yes, they smoke weed.
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I didn't participate in the first mishapocalypse so now you get the full fury of what I missed
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Remember the time we bullied John Green off the platform by making it look like he said he sucks cock?
I mean it WAS kind of homophobic. But it was also very funny.
And Tumblr's idiocy for letting rebloggers edit any text in the chain.
Their fault in the stars, as it were.
The rest of that was also really funny:
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Randy your sticks is such a fucking iconic piece of tumblr history. The impact it had on my brain colossal.
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“average @heritageposts gets 3 dates wrong a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average @heritageposts gets 0 dates wrong per year. @heritage-post Georg, who lives in cave & gets over 10,000 dates wrong each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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IT LIVES! (Sorta)
Okay, so, it's not the original Wereralph Pineapple Post (long since nuked by Tumblr), hell, it's not even the really good Ace Attorney/Objection Lol version (that one has also been very nuked by Tumblr), but at least SOME version of it survives in something besides an incomplete, blurry screenshot on a Reddit post.
It lets you hold out hope that one day, the Tumblr ecosystem can heal enough to allow this heritage post to return, fully and complete, to the wild.
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why does my dog look like goth anime legs uncle
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"I'm kinda like Adele, in the sense that nobody knows my last name" - Obama
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