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I like to think that through a combination of Wayne Industries financially supporting and encouraging foster families and orphanages, plus Wayne himself taking great care to emphasize how he believes its thier responsibility as Gothamites to care for eachother that adopting a shit ton of kids is actually pretty common for Gotham families

Gothamites: Look at our lovely resident billionaire and his ever expanding family.

Gothamites: Also look at our ever expanding network of vigilantes.

Gothamites: The two have absolutely nothing to do with each other at ALL. Who would EVER think that?

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Remember that one scene in justice league 2001 where batman gets his ass slapped? What was that

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There should be more Justice League/Superbat fics where most heros arent really sure if Batman is even real or only know him as

"Supermans Demon Boyfriend Who Hangs Around And Can Be Convinced to Help The League Sometimes"

with like full weird off putting batman who sticks to the shadows and moves with all the wicked grace of an executioners axe and definitely an alien comforting but to bright to look at for too long Superman

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Let him be slutty DC