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i genuinely thought graham was pronounced greah ham (greah rhymes with yeah) until i crushed up this bag of graham crackers into powder and almost accidentally snorted it and my friend heard how i pronounced it and called me an idiot

i'm not going to pronounce it "correctly" IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE

also graham crackers taste way better in powder form

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i love how condescending and sarcastic the 🤗 emoji feels and it's perfect for angering people

whereas the 🫂 emoji reminds me of the intimacy and affection i crave yet push away every time because i am disgusted by myself

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i was at this event where we got into teams and answered trivia questions a long time ago and i was pretty much useless the entire time except for this question about what the acronym LASER stands for (light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation) and i was likely the only person in the room who knew somehow

but the funny part is that i got that knowledge from this sonic meme

this was one of the most glorious moments of my life

i'm so glad this memory randomly pops into my head sometimes

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when i hear about anything positive it's a 50/50 chance that i'll either feel happy for them or bad about myself

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i feel kinda depressed rn ngl no idea if its one of those mood swings but it usually doesn't feel like this

i kinda want to cry but also im too lazy to

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whenever i make a mistake people remind me of it for the rest of my life

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who tf is buying this poster 💀😭 they aren't even trying to hide that it's ai art anymore

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what are your opinions on this song

it seems like people either think it sounds like trash or love it

personality i love the original and how flower v4 sounds really grating(?) and artificial but in like a good way

i normally don't like flower a lot but when they're tuned uniquely like this i really like it

it's also really fucking great to listen to when you're angry

i like most of hiiragi kirai's songs and they make me feel crazy

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hot take but i don't really like ado's version of usseewa (it's kinda overrated and a lot of her other songs are better) and i think either syudou (actual producer of the song) or raon lee's cover is better

before i say anything else ALL 3 PEOPLE I MENTIONED ABOVE are fucking amazing singers and my opinion is just for this one song

the usseewa part feels off and like it's missing something

and the lyrics are also pretty unfit for a 17 year old to sing it

i think syudou's voice fits well with the song and i also like the feeling that he's about to go insane

and raon's cover captures anger well and her voice is so satisfying with this song

i would like to hear the opinions of others

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hold up it's way more responsibility to be a bus driver than to be a surgeon (you will kill a lot more people if you fuck up) even though most people don't think too much of bus drivers

respect to both though

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ads are just (mostly) socially acceptable brainwashing

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has your mbti test result always been intp? never fluctuated? how much data about us, do you think, are we literally selling free of cost to those test site owners? what has your worst thought about hese tests been?

no way thanks for my first ask (sorry it took a day to respond)

the first time i took it i got istp but then it's always been intp (i think this is the most accurate)

probably no more data than any other sites normally collect from us (just by existing on the internet, your data's being collected so i'm not worried specifically about tests)

bro what kind of bad thoughts would you think while taking a personality test? i guess the only one i can think of is "i hope the friends that i'm showing my results to don't think too much about it or think i'm a terrible person"

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im too lazy to post today sorry guys

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what the hell is with all these "[person in religion] official" god damn i don't want lucifer or satan or god or fucking RICHARD NIXON on my tumblr

i'm going to @satan-offical so i get hundreds of notes and become famous and rich hello hello satan offical i love you haahhahaahhahahahhahaha

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transitioning was the point where i started to become an actual human

i wasn't particularly enthused about being alive before and now i genuinely have joy in my life just from existing

i feel happier, i feel angrier, i feel prouder, i feel sadder

i actually experience life instead of just witnessing it

i'm actually someone i like

i'm actually here

i'm here and i refuse to be less than myself

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can people write more fanfiction about nilered/nileblue that chemistry guy who likes risking his life

i think that would be really hilarious

edit i didn't realize people actually liked him that way

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happy (late) juneteenth everyone