#source: jehtt

[nerdlydelicious]

Penny: “Grimm ahead!”

Jaune: “Careful, you don’t want to catch their ligma.”

Penny: “What is ‘ligma’?”

Jaune: “ligma balls!”

…

Jaune: “That was a joke. You guys can laugh.”

Penny: “I do not understand. Please explain the joke.”

Jaune: “Eh, it’s not really a joke if you explain it…”

Penny: puppy dog eyes

Jaune: folds like a lawnchair “Alright, alright. So ligma isn’t actually a thing. So naturally, you ask ‘what is ligma?’ and I say ‘ligma balls’, which sounds like ‘lick my balls’. Which is funny because, you know, you wouldn’t do that.”

Penny: “Well, I do possess a tongue.”

Jaune: slight blush “W-well no, not wouldn’t because you can’t. You wouldn’t because… it’s straight? I think?”

Jaune: whispering “Am I being heterophobic?”

Penny: “I’m afraid I do not comprehend. To install humor driver, insert the correct CDs.”

Jaune: “What CDs?”

Penny: “SEE DEEZ NUUUUUUTS!”

Jaune: “Oh my god.”

Penny: “LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.”

Jaune: “I should have stayed in Argus.”

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Ruby: Ow! Hey!

Weiss: Give it back Arc!

Blake: Why do you even want a Teleporter to Earth?

Jaune: Because I love Latinas RWBY. Adios Amigas!

*Vwoop*

Yang: ... You know what? Respect.

[andrewmoocow]

Luz: Hey guys! I bet you can’t make a sentence without the letter A!

Amity: You thought you just did something there, didn’t you Luz? Well, sorry to burst your bubble, but numerous sentences could be constructed without employing the first letter of the English lexicon.

Hunter: Fuck you.

[kcuf-ad]

Dazai: I'm going to talk shit about you later, but I want to do it right. Tell me your pronouns.

Fyodor: smirks as Fyodor is getting arrested Unlike you people, I don't have pronouns.

Fitzgerald: What? Everyone has pronouns.

Fyodor: I don't. You will only adress me by my full name. Fyodor Dostoevsky. gets into the police car and drives off

Dazai: At least he gets the concept?

The Hunting Dogs are already at the cafe.

Jouno: Pronoun police! You said "he", which is not Fyodor Dostoevsky's correct pronouns!

Dazai: Oh shit, sorry!

[venusrrvelez]

Makoto: If I’m going to give my account on you later, I wanna do it right. So why don’t you tell us your pronouns?

Junko, queenly: Hmph. Unlike you sickeningly hopeful individuals, I do not have pronouns.

Aoi: What?!

Yasuhiro: Everybody has pronouns, Junko.

Junko: I don’t. You will refer to me only by my name. JUNKO FUCKIN’ ENOSHIMA, THE ULTIMATE DESPAIR!

Byakuya: Well at least she gets the concept.

Monokuma: HEY! You used she, which is not Junko’s preferred pronouns!

Byakuya, rolling his eyes: Sorry. My bad…

[shadow-coolness]

Gaara: It would be problematic for you to criticize me.

Naruto: You killed a bunch of people.

Gaara: I am literally neurodivergent and a minor.

Naruto: Okay. Me too. I didn't kill a bunch of people though.

[yourfellowcotton]

Portraits are from https://sprites.pmdcollab.org/

[incorrectmlpstudentsixquotes]

Camren: Will you date me? Breathe if yes, recite the Bible in Japanese if no.

Gallus: はじめに神は天と地とを創造された。

Camren: What the-?!

Gallus: 地は井なく、をなしく、やみが淵のおもてにあり…

Camren: Is that actually the Bible?!

Gallus: …神の霊が水のおもてをおおっていた。

Camren: You stopped breathing, too?!

Gallus: 神は「光あれ」と言われた。

Camren: I would have preferred you just beat me up and call me gay!!

[rodentrap]

Kieran: Bro, are you flirting with my sister? Florian: Yes I am! Kieran: Do you wanna die? Florian: Yes I do! Kieran: Wait what? Florian: See ya! (Jumps off the edge of the Great Crater of Paldea) Kieran: Oh my Arceus! Florian! Florian: Take me sweet death!

Kieran:

[ilovethetalkingclock]

The Roblox Horror Crossover of All Time

(loosely based on this)

(Finn, Glisten, Rodger, and Brightney are going through the Urbanshade Hadal Blacksite)

Brightney: Wow, this place sure is scary… probably even more than what’s going on back at Gardenview…

Rodger: Why did we even come here?!

Finn: Because, we needed to get to the BOTTOM of this!

Glisten: …are you fuckin’ kidding me?

Finn: Get it? Cause we’re at the bottom of the ocean?

Rodger: Yeah, Finn, we got it.

Glisten: Did you drag us to this underworld for a stupid pun?!

Finn: Come on, Glisten, it’s not too DEEP.

Glisten: Oh my God, you did. I…

Glisten: Finn, we had to GO TO JAIL for this!

Brightney: Anyone else hear something?!

Rodger: Not even Dandy would have done this!

Finn: Whoa, the TIDES are really turning for this conversation!

Glisten: Did you come up with these before we got here?

Finn: Nope! I’m just TORRENTing through!

Glisten: Ugh, these aren’t even funny!

Finn: Sure they are. Right, Brightney?

Brightney: HELP I’M DYING

Finn: SEA? She loves it.

Rodger: No she doesn’t, she’s getting eaten alive!

Finn: Come on, Brightney. Tell ‘em my jokes make a big DIVE.

…

Finn: …Brightney?

(The remaining three see a puddle of Ichor.)

Glisten: Nice going, Finn. Brightney’s dead. How do you feel?

Finn: Honestly, I’m feeling kind of WASHED ou-

(The others hide as Finn is killed by an Angler.)

Glisten: Serves you right, FISHBRAIN!

[saiyan-of-fairy-tail]

Sigh… Still simping over my Summoner, even though he’s obviously married to Fjorm. But like…what’s Seiðr gonna do? Join Ásgarðr, accuse my Summoner or Fjorm of adultery and arrest one of them?

[incorrecthereticaledgequotes]

Peyton: Hey, guys, I bet you can't make a sentence without the letter "a."

Paige: You thought you just did something there, didn't you? Well sorry to burst your bubble, but numerous sentences could be constructed without employing the first letter of the English lexicon.

Sierra: Fuck you.

[classicrocker2000]

Winslow: You have GOT to stop using Twitter Swan: No. Now excuse me while I harrass someone for having pronouns in their bio Winslow, internally: *I fucking hate the internet*

[kcuf-ad]

Dazai: Would you date me? Breathe if yes. Recite the Bible in Japanese if no!

Kunikida: Hajime ni,-shin wa ten to ji o sōzō sa remashita

Dazai: What the?!

Kunikida: Chi ni wa katachi ga naku, utsurode, yami ga fukami no men ni ari,-shin no rei ga mizunoomo ni ugoita

Dazai: Is that actually the Bible?

Kunikida: Suruto kami wa iwa reta,`hikariare. Hikariare'. Soshite sore wa hikaridatta

Dazai: And you stopped breathing too?!

Kunikida: Suruto kami wa, sono hikari ga yoi monodearu koto o goran ni natta. Soshite kami wa hikari to yami o wakemashita.

Dazai: I would have perfered if you beat me up and called me gay.

[venusrrvelez]

Mikan: I think we got off on the wrong foot. I'm sorry. [bows in apology] Junko: Aww, girlie~! You should never have to apologize. Mikan: Never? Junko: For anything, under any circumstances, for any reason. Mikan: Thank you ver— Junko, suddenly becoming serious: Apologies are a sign of weakness. A signal to your enemy that you are unwilling to stand up for yourself, your morals, and your values under pressure, and can be pushed to a breaking point. Mikan: Wah! I'm sorry! [bows in apology again, but then realizes] Wait, no, no, no, I mean— Junko: It's too late to take back what you've said. You're on The List. [posts about this moment on Twitter] Mikan: You… you've got to stop using Twitter. Junko: No, I don't think I will. [gets all cutesy again] Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta go harass someone for having pronouns in their bio! [giggles and runs off] Mikan: … I hate the internet.

[shadow-coolness]

*Context: in the original Ducktales theres an episode called Blue Collar Scrooge where Scrooge loses his memory and enters a relationship with Fentons mom and is still in that relationship when he gets his memory back(its never mentioned again)*

Donald: Wait you’re going to a fancy restaurant?

Scrooge: Yes.

Donald: Why would you spend money for this?

Scrooge: I just love Latinas Donald.

Donald: What?

Scrooge: Adios Sobrino.