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mdzs fanfiction is wild actually because every modern au I’ve ever read has put Wei Wuxian in skinny jeans and instead of being annoyed by this I truly think he is the only person alive who could pull them off and he would absolutely do so maliciously.

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eariler today I was scrolling through pintest and had one (1) heretical thought and my pintreast stopped working and I immediately assumed I was facing divine retribution. My screen time limit is set by god now ig.

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if you use super thick lead I do believe you are a serial killer

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cant wait to watch my favorite show sorcery fight

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no I think she’s into me. Like we talk all the time you know? (the cockroach I’ve taped to my wall does not respond)

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there is nothing more humbling then watching old Snapchat memories and having to reckon with how painfully unfunny you are

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If you could have another eye where would it be. Just one extra eye. Assume your body would adjust so that it would be functional but otherwise would have the same limitations as a normal eye. I think the first choice would be my ass so it could be a sexy little surprise for my beloved but otherwise not so sure.

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I approach oral language exams with roughly the same energy of a wild animal that has been caught in a hunting trap

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obsessed with the fact that I can say things!! Literally no limit on this.

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if I ever got rabies I would not go to the hospital but I would immediately bite someone. We are in this together.

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omg ur so funny haha (I run my fingers through my scalp and you notice that what you thought was hair is actually just a bunch of very thin worms)

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“I need some enrichment time in my enclosure!” It’s too late for that. I need to be euthanized.

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if you aren’t psychotic you aren’t living