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[anonymouse5]

These little shits donated and now we're over the 2k mark! How about we try to make it to 2.5k?

(Do you really want Barty Crouch Jr. of all people to outdo you???)

You can read the donation guidelines here, donate here, and send us your prompts here

Art by @alexsays-no

[anonymouse5]

it’s easy to forget, so I’ll remind y’all: you can make fantasy versions of anything. yes even things you might not think about. like soil types. I am thinking of fantasy soil types right now

[anonymouse5]

[3rd year]

𝗥𝗲𝗴𝘂𝗹𝘂𝘀: I don’t know Panda, I just think that gossip is stupid

𝗣𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗼𝗿𝗮: People just start drama for entertainment, it’s absolutely pointless

𝗗𝗼𝗿𝗰𝗮𝘀 [running in]: Guys you will NEVER guess what I just saw Evan and Barty doing

𝗥𝗲𝗴𝘂𝗹𝘂𝘀: What? What were they doing??

𝗣𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗼𝗿𝗮: I thought you didn’t like gossip, Reg

𝗥𝗲𝗴𝘂𝗹𝘂𝘀: LET THE GIRL SPEAK, PANDA

[anonymouse5]

family line by conan gray is the ultimate black family song

"My mother never cried a lot She took the punches, but she never fought 'Til she said, "I'm leaving, and I'll take the kids" So she did"

-narcissa, because i know in my heart she eventually found the strength to leave lucius

"It's hard to put it into words How the holidays will always hurt I watch the fathers with their little girls And wonder what I did to deserve this"

-andromeda, was able to give tonks the childhood she never had

"Oh, all that I did to try to undo it All of my pain and all your excuses I was a kid but I wasn't clueless (Someone who loves you wouldn't do this)"

-regulus, was pushed past his breaking point and at only 18 he figured out voldemort's secret

"All of my past, I tried to erase it But now I see, would I even change it? Might share a face and share a last name, but (We are not the same)"

-sirius, tried to outrun his family name, and died still believing his brother was a death eater

[anonymouse5]

james would go “this one is for you regulus” and miss

[anonymouse5]

palestine is no longer trending. when i used to make posts about palestine they would get ten, twenty, thirty notes just from people scrolling the tag. now they get zero notes. you cannot choose now to look away. free palestine

[anonymouse5]

does anyone have requests for like short fics cuz I wanna write but have no ideas

[anonymouse5]

"just stay neutral and dont take sides" um no. fuck you and fuck israel. free palestine 🇵🇸

[anonymouse5]

Regulus waking up after the horcrux situation: where am I? Did I die? Is this heaven??

Sirius *banging on the door: Reggie you awake? Let us in ! It’s James and Sirius!!

Regulus: oh this is hell.

[anonymouse5]

Heres the thing you gotta understand about statistics. 

“Increases your chances by 80%” does not mean “there is now an 80% chance”. 

If your chances were previously 10%, your chances are now 18%, not 90%. 

if your chances were roughly 1%, they’re now just slightly less than 2%. 

thats how that works. 

[anonymouse5]

Wdym also we should prob switch to dms this is becoming a long discussion 😭

YALL! Based on my account who would you say is my marauders era kin because I don’t actually know who I kin and I need feedback

[anonymouse5]

Nooo don’t call me a gryffindor 😭 idk if I’m a slytherin but the one thing I’m NOT is a gryffindor

YALL! Based on my account who would you say is my marauders era kin because I don’t actually know who I kin and I need feedback

[anonymouse5]

Sirius, introducing Regulus to his friends after they reconcile: …and this is my friend Remus!

Regulus, rolling his eyes: Sirius, I’ve seen you two in the hall. I told you I’m gay. You don’t have to lie to me.

Sirius, confused: What?

Remus, nervous: What?

Regulus, turning to James: Are they seriously that oblivious?

James, distracted by Regulus’s eyes: What?

[anonymouse5]

I could see it. I’ve kinda thought I was more regulus but I did think I was Remus before I discovered regulus sooo aren’t they the same if u think abt it

YALL! Based on my account who would you say is my marauders era kin because I don’t actually know who I kin and I need feedback

[anonymouse5]

THIS

I really can't understand why people want so much to make Sirius and James look stupid, they are so incredibly intelligent and talented. I don't think it's really necessary to make them stupid just to improve another character that we know very little about. Let James and Sirius shine

[anonymouse5]

Same pls

YALL! Based on my account who would you say is my marauders era kin because I don’t actually know who I kin and I need feedback

[anonymouse5]

he’s smart without trying i hate him

*crying on the floor and muttering* sirius is smart! he's so so smart!