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hardcover and paperback? bookstore or library? bookmark or receipt? stand alone or series? nonfiction or fiction? thriller or fantasy? under 300 pages or over 300 pages? children’s or ya? friends to lovers or enemies to lovers? read in bed or read on the couch? read at night or read in the morning? keep pristine or markup? cracked spine or dog ear?

Thanks for the tag skskdjdjej. I've neglected this blog so much idk who to tag, but @ anyone who wants to do this

hardcover or paperback? bookstore or library? bookmark or receipt? stand alone or series? nonfiction or fiction? thriller or fantasy? under 300 pages or over 300 pages? children’s or ya? friends to lovers or enemies to lovers? read in bed or read on the couch? read at night or read in the morning? keep pristine or markup? cracked spine or dog ear?

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hey!! just wondering if we could use some of the incorrect quotes/scenarios you make up in oneshots or stories (crediting you ofc)

Yuppers, that's cool

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Dude. I recently watched Hamilton an I'm now highkey obsessed pls watch or if u haven't already also wHAT ABT NOIII Anyways just wanted to check in xoxo aruden anon

Hskkdkxnskdj I was THE Hamilton nerd. My favorite song was Non-Stop, but it doesn't have a bad song lol

NOI.... I have not started it, BUT I am going on a road trip and will have the chance 😈

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incorrect quotes p... i have no idea tbh

HI BESTIE ARUDEN ANON YOU KNOW IT INCORRECT QUOTES

Also i got glasses recently and i vibe with your last post =(

Also (again!) NOI STATUS?? OMGGG IM SO EXCITED FOR YOU TO FINISH IT!! if uve not finished it tell me where u are cuz i want to know if you've read  the scene ;) ;)

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Brynne: Are we really going to let Aru keep Kara?

Aiden: We kept Rudy.

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Rudy: Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one!

Aru: Tubular AF!

Brynne: Mood to the max!

Aiden, annoyed: Groovy, I hate it.

Mini, just as annoyed: If she breathes, she’s a square.

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Mini: What does 'take out' mean?

Brynne: Food.

Aiden: Dating

Rudy: Murder

Aru: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.

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Aru: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.

Mini: This knife is actually a magic wand.

Brynne: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.

Rudy: *cocks gun* Magic missile.

Aiden: What the fuck is wrong with you people.

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Aru: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.

Brynne: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Aiden: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Rudy: I joined in on the dumb stuff.

Mini: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

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*In a horror movie situation*

Aiden: I've got no service in my phone here.

Brynne: Shoot, my battery just died.

Aru: Sorry guys, I just broke my phone with a hammer.

Mini: Guys, my phone is a book.

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Aru: Aiden taught me to think before I act.

Aru: ...So if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured that I thought about it and am confident in my decision.

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Aru: Anybody got any crayons so I can color in my Ph. D.?

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Brynne: Rudy! For the love of god, please turn down that music. I have a hangover.

Rudy: *blasting the mii theme at full volume* That sounds like a you problem, not a mii problem. (ba dum tss)

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Mini, texting the Aru: *sends a voice message*

Aru, texting back: I’m a little busy, is it urgent?

Mini: No, don’t worry, just listen later.

*later*

Aru: *presses play*

Mini's voice message: THERE’S A FIRE-

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Aru: Hold on, I can explain!

Krithika: Really? Can you now?

Aru: I can if you give me a minute to think of a convincing lie.

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Aru, throwing their head into Aiden's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!

Aiden, lovingly stroking their hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.

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Aiden walking into the kitchen and seeing all their limes peeled: Aru, I love you but, what the h-e-double FUCK.

Aru, sipping coffee happily: I love you too :)

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Hira: Being gay is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us.

Brynne: If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both.

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Aiden: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.

Aru: This is a lie.

Aru: I'm literally dating them. This is a lie.

Aru: THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.

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Brynne: Ugh, there’s always that weak bitch in the group who isn’t down with murder.

Brynne: *glares at Mini*

Mini: Well, sorry I have morals!

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Mini: Why are we here? Just to suffer? Every 5 minutes I have to clean my glasses.

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HI HI HI ARUDEN ANON HERE DID YOU FINISH NOI??????! Sorry for being so aggressive lol but i have a friend whos currently reading tpq and she just finished the third book and is waiting for cog so I NEED SOMEONE TO RANT TO lol. but anyways. how's life going otherwise? should i make another incorrect quotes?? lol byeee (this was so spontaneous i am sorry lmaooo)

NO, THANKS FOR REMINDING ME. I'VE BEEN PROCRASTATING.

But yeah, other than the dissolution of my civil rights and the ongoing threat of dying from gun violence, life is pretty good, can’t complain. Graduated, played Animal Crossing, dyed my hair. All good stuff.

GO FOR IT. They're always so goooooood

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"There are two beasts inside of you. One is bad at math, and the other is bad at math. You are bad at math."

Aru Shah, definitely.

Incorrect quotes #009

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Mini: Violence should be used to protect.

Brynne: That is so true.

Mini: Then WHY did you punch Rudy for accidentally eating your last slice of pizza?

Brynne: I was protecting my pizza!

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Aru: I go to home depot, I eat the tools

Aiden: Stop

Aru: crumch

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What is Rudy and Gabi as a ship name

*finger guns* No idea.

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Hey. Aruden anon here. No content today. Just wanted to ask for book recs , if u have any? I want something where the mc has trouble making friends. Actually I ended a toxic friendship today and every. Single. Book i have has a great friendship. Don't have to reply if u don't have any but would appreciate some recs.

Bestie, I have no clue. Percy Jackson maybe????? I don’t read books that often, but maybe someone can help?

Also, congrats on cutting that friend out! I know that can be hard, but I'm proud you made that decision :)

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Update: I got the book 😏

Hello!!!!!! Aruden anon again . No content today but just wanted to say that I thought that my copy of noi would come yesterday but i misread it and now i have to wait a week 😭😭

NOI IS OUT??????

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Brynne: Boo yelled at me

Brynne: Apparently I’m “immature” and “arrogant” and “Brynne”

Brynne: That last one was just my name but you should have heard the way he said it

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Incorrect Quotes P3

You know the drill, aruden anon back with her incorrect quotes!

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Aru: Aiden, I know you ate the last piece of the pizza yesterday.

Aiden, shrugging: Guilty

Aru: *narrows eyes*

Aru: Aiden's mom calls him Ace-cakes

Everyone:

Aiden: NO ARU YOU PROMISED-

Brynne, laughing: This is great, how did I not know this-

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Brynne: Your name looks fancier with my last name attached to it.

Hira: Which one?

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Mini: I just need some space.

Rudy: Are you breaking up with me?

Mini: No

Mini: It's just that you have two closets full of clothes and I need some space to keep my two outfits

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Mini: You're like my own fallen angel.

Aru: Aww, thanks! That's so sweet.

Brynne: You guys know that fallen angels are basically demons right?

Mini:

Aru:

Mini: Yeah, I knew that.

Aru, under her breath: Bastard.

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Aru: Listen, you're not gonna believe this-

Mini: Because you're gonna lie?

Aru: Yeah.

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Aru: L is for the way you look at me

Mini: O is for the only one I see

Aiden: V is very, very, extraordinary

Rudy: Egg

Aru: Thank you for your contribution

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Aru: oh Aiden, you had a crush on me... That's so embarrassing you know

Aiden: we're married

Aru: still

('as if you didn't have one at first sight, lmao' ~Aiden )

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Aiden: I'm in love.

Aiden: With Aru.

Aiden: I'm in love with Aru.

Mini:

Mini: Aru?

Mini: Aru Shah?

Aiden: yeah

Aiden: thoughts?

Mini: and prayers

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Mini / Aiden, who has done nothing wrong in her/his life: They've found me.

Aru / Brynne, who is most definitely the culprit: Oh yeah Mini / Aiden you'd better start running.

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Brynne: Well, this was a 100% successful trip.

Aiden: We lost Opal.

Nikki: Well. this was a 200% successful trip.

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Krithika: WHY THE HELL IS YOUR HOMEWORK TAPED TO THE CEILING ?!

Aru: You said bring my grades up.

Krithika:

Aru:

Krithika, reaching up:..I did say that, let me see what you got...

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Mini: I can't believe you and Clary broke the bed.

Brynne: You two must've gotten wild.

Aru: Haha yeah...

*The night before*

Aru: I bet you can't jump high enough to touch the ceiling.

Aiden: bet

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Rudy: OMG ZOMBIES

Brynne: Don't worry. Zombies want brains. You're safe.

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*watching their house burn down*

Krithika:

Sherrylin:

Aru: *starts filming* Waddup, guys, welcome to my vlog, today's topic: how to get away with accidentally committing arson because you forgot Spaghetti O's cans are metal and thus non-microwavable! Step one: deny everything.

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Aiden: Can you pass me the salt?

Aru: Huh? The what?

Aiden: The salt.

Aru: HUH?

Aiden: *long suffering sigh*

Aiden: The ocean cocaine?

Aru: Oh yeah sure

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Mini: Can you pass me the salt?

Aru: Yeah sure

Aru: *yeets Nikki across the table*

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Mini: I have a bad feelings about this.

Aru: what do you mean?

Mini: don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if something is going to get you in trouble?

Aru: no?

Mini: that actually explains so much.

  that's all for today (I have to study!) buuuutttt if you're down for a p4... that can be arranged!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*bows out8

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Hello!!!!!! Aruden anon again . No content today but just wanted to say that I thought that my copy of noi would come yesterday but i misread it and now i have to wait a week 😭😭

NOI IS OUT??????

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sill question, i know, but what does tqp mean?

The Pandava Quintet

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Boo: Sometimes facing your fears head on is the best way to realize they aren't actually scary.

Brynne: Yeah, I totally agree. Like when I climbed a mountain during a lightning storm and demanded to be struck by lightning. I didn't get hurt at all, and now I'm not even scared of the gods anymore.

Boo: That is... that is not what I meant.

Mini: YOU DID WHAT