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[auroreliis]

«Wait guys now I'm genuinely curious, what is your impression of me? What do you think of me? Do you have any assumptions and also what crime do you think I'd most likely be arrested for?»

I think you're a thief because you've stolen my heart.

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Awwww anon ^^

You charmer! Thank you <3

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Also I think you would be arrested at a protest

Interesting. I shall note that down...

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Cool older sister vibes (even tho ur younger than me lol)

YES. My goals have been achieved. Thank you for your feedback, anon!!! Absolutely made my day.

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wait you genuinely remind me of someone who would get arrested for a street fight

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[auroreliis]

Wait guys now I'm genuinely curious, what is your impression of me? What do you think of me? Do you have any assumptions and also what crime do you think I'd most likely be arrested for?

[auroreliis]

I’d love to hear ur take on if batsib like broke their leg or arm or more during an escape attempt!

-🪼anon

Hey anon! Thanks for the ask.

In short: You're just proving them right that you need them.

Bruce would brood more than usual. He honestly thinks that it was his fault for not making the manor escape and baby proof. He will come to your bed every morning and evening to apologise and just talk to you, ask you about your day, ask how you're feeling, etc.

And believe me, he will make sure that there is no next time.

Dick's face darkened the moment he heard the news. He somehow turns into a harsher version of Bruce, still blaming himself, but also blaming you. It's your fault. You wanted to escape. This is what you get for it.

He's more angry than anything. At himself and at you. How could he let this happen? How could you do this?

Once you heal and stop trying to escape (at least temporarily, because they made you), he will return to his typically helicopter mom behaviour. By that I mean that he never shuts up about it ever again.

"Oh my God! I can't believe you broke your leg! Don't ever try to leave again! My heart dropped when I saw you!"

"Um...yeah...but it healed like 2 months ago..."

Jason would just call it karma. Broke your arm? That's what you get, you moron. Don't try it again.

Tim would do his best to nurse you back to full-leg, but he would be really angry deep down. You tried to leave him? He won't forgive this.

Maybe he won't show it. Ever. But he is definitely going to keep it in mind for the next time. You want to know what he would do? Well, just try it again and you'll find out.

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Can we hear about Alfred?!-Pennyworth anon (…don’t judge me…)

Yes, sorry, anon. I haven't been feeding you, have I?

Here are some spicy scenarios to thrist over:

Baking cookies for Christmas with Alfred

Playing bingo with Alfred

Cleaning the manor with Alfred

Playing chess with Alfred

Listening to 70s music with Alfred

Watching films with Alfred (bonus points if they're shitty movies)

Asking Alfred for a second plate of his cooking

There we go, should be enough for now

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What if instead of batsis messing up and calling of the family members a wrong name one of the batfamily members calls HER the wrong name, (She is not letting them live it down.) Someone calls her bro and she just looks at them for a moment, the next day she's like, "You gonna eat that bro?" "Bro are you good?" "Bro don't stress it, bro" "Bro those pants are not good on you" "bro"😭 i feel like this would backfire though because I saw the post of them wanting nicknames so I feel like they'd just hesitantly gaslight themselves into thinking it's a given nickname lmao

Great idea, but I think that as you mentioned, they would just assume it's a nickname.

However, for the first, let's say month or two, they would be soooooo bitter about it.

"Bro are you good?"

"IT WAS AN HONEST MISTAKE. STOP IT. I'M NOT YOUR BRO, I'M YOUR DEAR OLDER BROTHER!!!!!!"

So, do it for a month of so and they have a seizure, but do it for longer and you're the one having a seizure

[auroreliis]

are you thinking of writing yandere alphabet about yandere batfamily?

I certainly can! Anyone specific you want to hear about?

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Мy milfhanter reader it's Wonderful Women.

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YES. yes.

Honestly, I'm getting closer and closer to writing something milf related...yandere milfs, can you imagine?

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How would Batfamily react to a reader that can not for the life of them sit still in their bed. Like what do you mean I went from a twin to a queen and suddenly everything is silky?? I'm slipping and sliding over here I do not like this!!! (Extra little funny note what if reader was climbing in bed and they slipped out and one of the bat member's saw it. I'd be so embarrassed lol.)

LMAO what a humorous scenario to imagine.

On one hand, I'm inclined to say that they would switch to non-slippery covers because they love you so much, but I think they would keep them just for the giggles, to be honest.

Bruce would definitely switch the covers if you told him, but I feel like the rest (Dick and Jason) wouldn't let you tell Bruce.

Dick thinks it's adorable. It reminds him of those videos of cats or dogs wearing socks and sliding on wooden floors. Please, Bruce, please let the covers stay <3 He'll make sure you don't get hurt!! <3

Jason thinks it's fucking hilarious. If anyone saw you slip, it would be Jason. He would NEVER let you forget it and would probably blackmail you with it. Tim too, probably, but he wouldn't be as mean.

Damian would lend you a hand to get up and a shoulder to lean on if you hurt your leg falling like that. Do you need him to carry you? What? What do you mean he's almost 30cm/11in shorter than you? So? Why would that matter?

The rest wouldn't tease you as much or as openly, but they would also actually allow you to tell Bruce to change the covers lol

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WAIT WAIT WAIT

what would yandere batfam think of reader listening to Alex g or Tyler the creator?

( p.s ty for the person that asked what would yandere batfam do if reader was listening to ayesha erotica)

No worries regarding the ask! You are very welcome ;)

If you listened to Alex G, they would be like "Okay...indie music...sounds bittersweet...perhaps they're upset? Or they feel melanchonic?"

From then on out, they carefully observe your behaviour. If you are acting distant or sad, they IMMEDIATELY take action and try to make you feel better.

Now, Tyler the Creator? They are a bit wary of swearing in general, so if someone says "bitch", "shit" or "shit" one too many times in a song, they are almost certain to ban it.

Once again, just like with Ayesha Erotica, some will be alright with you listening to it (Stephanie) and some won't (Bruce).

Just...be sneaky about it, okay? If Bruce doesn't see you do it, you can always bribe Tim to delete the security footage...

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bit random but i have the xkit extension that uses people themes on my dashboard and the background and text colour for your posts is the same colour so it just looks blank to me. just letting you know in case you didnt realise

oh my! I did not know that...

Thanks for letting me know, I shall go correct it.

EDIT: hope it works now...

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Scenario where Batsib used to like the Batfam (as vigilantes) but when they are forced into the manor they burn all their posters of them while making full eye contact with whoever walked in on them burning the merch?

A harsh reality is that, although they have you now, they don't have your admiration anymore...

It does make them upset, quite a lot. They remember looking into your room while you were sleeping and admiring the collection of posters. How devoted you were...

And now? Now you were burning those exact posters.

Maybe it's better this way. They can at least keep you safe now. Sometimes, to do a good deed, you have to upset others. Sometimes, to make a good decidion in the long run, you have to make sacrifices...

They're sad, don't think that they're not. But...they cannot change your mind. If you really think that they did this just to hurt you, then they will play the villains, even if they don't want to.

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Batsis would be like "Damian, I want to fuck your mom" it would be so traumatic for the lil guy

Oh god! Sometimes the truth hurts too much! Yeah, don't say that...

Alternatively, to soften the blow, you could use these phrases: "Hey Damian, so...your mother and I have been thinking and...we wanted to know if you were ready for another sibling"

"Right, so...I know I promised to spend time with you today and let you introduce me to your mother and go to dinner with you two. However, after having met her, I have decided that I would rather just go to dinner with your mother"

"I want to test your mother's mattress"

Though, I cannot confirm whether he will take the hint.

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Wait! Imagine if Batfamily & reader went on holiday to Vegas & a few years later found out you and a bat got drunkenly married but neither of you remember & the family only find out when the bat tries to get married to someone else

In the yandere-verse? In the romantic yandere-verse?

Well, now you're married! No take-backsies ^^

In the platonic yandere-verse?

Whoopsie! Well...it'll be fine I guess ;D

It just means you can't marry anyone else anymore <3

Normal-verse?

Whoopsie! How crazy of us! Anyway...let's...get divorced </3

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Hello, author. I'm a big chess fan (I play it every day) and I know the Batfam canonically plays. What about Reader who is Magnus Carlsen level good at chess, and begs Alfred to help them get out of the manor for some big international tournament (of course Alfred goes with them) which they promptly win and return with a trophy and a check for some money. And since Alfred was with them, the family doesn't say anything or even scold them. They know where the Reader was, they just don't say anything (you can't really say anything to Alfred). How would the Batfam behave after?

They would be very proud! Of course, they would have been a bit upset that you left the manor and that you managed to convince Alfred, of all people, to go with you, however if you came back, all's good!

Now, afterwards, they would all trip over themselves to play with you.

Most of the time, Bruce just tells them to knock it off and go to their rooms (a loose portrayal), before sneaking to your room and asking you to play with HIM. Sneaky.

Now to the part we've all been waiting for. Who would win in a game of chess, them or you?

Honestly, I'm not sure that even Magnus Carlsen (yes, I know. a foolish take, for he is the greatest) is powerful enough to beat the batfamily in a game of chess...I guess we'll have to find out.