averagepretentiousreader

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Writing advice: Make sure that every scene leads to something meaningful, either for the characters, world building or the plot

Tolstoi: F you, here are 20 pages of mowing grass

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Misamo my babes

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I am really curious when will my sewer slidel tendencies come this school year.

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great song, made me sit on the ground thinking deeply about my life! I'll listen to it 500 more times

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if i had a nickel for every time i went "oh i'll work on [x] wip now :)" and then immediately lost interest in it i'd have a quite frankly embarrassing amount of nickels at this point.

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A lot of people read the secret history and say “why would they do something like that” “oh how could they be so horrible” well I’ll tell you why:

Francis: mommy issues, rich

Camilla: blonde

Charles: blonde as well, repressed

Henry: only child

Richard: loser

Hope this helps x

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halsey, realest celebrity of them all

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"He's a criminal!!"

Yes, but have you considered that he would come for Inej, and if he couldn't walk, he'd crawl to her? And what about the fact that he would bottle her laugh and get drunk on it every night?

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My bisexual-ass: I go both ways

Narrator: she in fact went nowhere. She didn't like to leave the house

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‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs

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LOOKING FOR DONNA TARTT MOOTS PLEASE I AM SICK AND TIRED OF FEELING INSANE SWIMMING IN MY OWN THOUGHTS I JUST NEED MORE DONNA ENJOYER FRIENDS interact/dm me i beg

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Henry sketch

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If you ever feel like you are bad at flirting just remember:

Richard Papen after hooking up said: Fyi i think you're ugly

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Girlworried girlconcerned girlstressed

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Genuine question?

Has anyone who has read no longer human ever been okay?

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Queen of Elfhame

Please this took ages

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i hate when people ask me "do u listen to taylor swift" like bitch only if u knew that my whole fucking sanity depends on that woman