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Selina has always been under the impression that jewelry looks better when it’s stolen. Bruce knows this so he never buys her jewelry and gives it to her, instead he hides it in a highly locked safe somewhere in the mansion and within a few hours to a few days she has it on. He loves her and accepts her for who she is.

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Tomodachi Life -DC edition

Ok so I found a tomodachi life simulator online, here is a list of everything that has happened so far

-Everyone is wanting to be Jason’s Friend, in fact he is the most popular on “Redhod” island (Redhood was too long)

-Steph asked Tim out, he rejected her but I see them twerking in each others rooms ??

-Damian won’t stop giving me antacid pills

-Dick and Alfred are best friends and play the Wii together

-Jason wanted to be the joker’s friend (I put an end to that)

-The Joker gave me toilet paper because he beat me at rock paper scissors.

-When I gave Bruce a gothic interior he said I had “interesting” taste

-Bruce went to work a part time job at the grocery store

-I’ve walked in on Damian just playing with a duster

I love it here-

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the funniest part of any Robin meeting the JL is that every Robin is so distinctly different from the previous one in terms of personality and vibes that the league literally gets backlash. and like, I don't blame them. not to mention that they are non-meta children that dress as a traffic light and fight crime alongside batman in gotham on a nightly basis. i'd also be a bit concerned. Batman, literally The Night of Gotham personified in the League's eyes, coming into a JL meeting: This is Robin, my crime-fighting partner. 11-year-old Dick Grayson, dressed in the brightest primary colours possible, vaguely hidden murder behind those eyes, never stops moving even for a moment: Hi! Superman: That's a child. That's-- Bats that is a child. You let a child--? Batman, deadpan: You try to stop him. Would you rather he try and murder a grown man with a wire?

Batman: This is Robin. 12-year-old Jason Todd, with the biggest grin on his face, about 3 books in his hand, stars in his eyes and a distinct street-kid drawl: Hey!!! Green Lantern: That's ... that's a different child. What?? Jason: I stole his tires :) Batman: Tried to. Jason, stage whispering to the League: basically did. Green Lantern: that is a different kid, right?? I'm not seeing shit??

Batman: This is Robin. 14-year-old Tim Drake, bo staff clutched in his hand, a wary and tired expression on his face, more on the quiet side, the literal walking definition of don't judge a book by it's cover: hello Flash: Where do you even find these-- Tim: I found myself.

Batman: This is Robin. 17-year-old Stephanie Brown, literally blonde, with a shit-eating grin, eyes full of nothing but mischief and the most explosive personality you've ever seen: hiya!! Superman: I give up. Stephanie: I know, I have that amazing effect on people.

Batman: This is Robin. 13-year-old Damian Wayne, a literal wet cat that will hiss at you, has a sword, the most judgemental stare you'll get from a teenager, ready to jump anyone there: Green Lantern: WHY DOES HE HAVE A SWORD?! Batman: ... he came with the sword.

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i absolutely love reading everyone's tags from my brucie in 1940s art so here's one for clark!!!!!!!

even away from his superhero persona, clark kent does his share of rescuing via helping a lost kid find his way back to his parent

tho the kid seems to be enjoying himself

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Quick doodle of Clark askin Bruce to join him to watch the game....

(yes i gave him a superman belt buckle)

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When you have to work like a peasant even during vacations and your bored baby demands some attention.

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do you ever see fanart so tasty that you are then obligated to join the fandom and spend all of your waking hours learning the lore behind the characters, or is that not a universal experience?

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Funniest switch up on tiktok recently is the “Reddit aita stories read by a robot voice to Minecraft parkour” posts being slowly replaced with superbat tumblr fics instead, and people in the comments being like “I’ve never thought about Batman and Superman kissing until now but now I’m invested”

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- Dan Mora, NYCC 2023

Source

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The One Where Bruce Is Under The Desk

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/knO9cs6 by Yippekia Clark needs Lois out of his office. Now. Words: 613, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Clark Kent, Bruce Wayne, Lois Lane Relationships: Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne Additional Tags: Humor, Fluff, Crack Treated Seriously, Clark Kent & Lois Lane Friendship read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/knO9cs6

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Dick: So how has domestic life been for you?

Bruce: Clark and I do not have a domestic life.

Dick: Oh? What about all the times Clark did the laundry?

Bruce: Our suits were contaminated with radioactive or toxic materials.

Dick: Or when you helped to sew his torn clothes?

Bruce: I doubt the local tailor would have Kryptonian-strength needle and thread for his cloak.

Dick: Or that time when he helped you move your stuff?

Bruce: It’s a hassle to send movers to outer space.

Clark: Hey B, I’m home! I’d hug you, but I’m covered in metal swarf from blasting Luthor’s robots today. Hi Dick!

Bruce: Hn, go shower and get changed. Your dinner is on the table.

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All I can imagine is Clark doing the "I'm just Ken" song and dance

Bruce Wayne’s and Clark Kent’s public personas dating is literally Barbie and Ken.

Bruce is everything, doing extremes sports, living in the dream house (aka Wayne Mansion), has lots of cars, has his own company, has a huge family, a bunch of animals etc etc etc

And Clark… he’s just Ken

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Officer: So let me get this straight. You two were fighting on the streets because of a…fan war?

Clark: He started it! He was tearing down all my ‘Batman is the #1 Superhero’ banners! As the president of the official Batman fanclub, I had to do something!

Bruce: Your hero is a miserable weirdo who skulks around in caves like a rabid flying rat. How can someone like that be the #1 Superhero? Obviously, it should be a good role model like Superman. Besides, you protested against the final round of the annual popularity poll and tried to get our votes invalidated, didn’t you? This is payback.

Clark: Because it’s rigged! Batman was clearly leading the poll until a million votes for Superman appeared out of nowhere. I bet you bought those votes, you rich crook! And don’t call Batman a weirdo, he’s just misunderstood! He’s a hundred times braver than Superman!

Officer: Listen, gentlemen, can't we resolve this peacefully? After all, these two superheroes are on the same team — the Justice League. You should be showing support for both of them!

Bruce: You’re delusional. The Superman fan events were a massive success nationwide, clearly demonstrating his popularity. Where's your evidence that I was buying votes, Mr Investigative Journalist? Even you can't deny it: Superman, the visual king, inspires the masses more than that ugly, sad excuse of a gargoyle you call a hero.

Clark: Ugly?! [holds up a life size standee of Batman] You call someone with this chiseled jawline and these sculpted pecs ugly?

Bruce: [punches a hole through the standee]

Clark: Ahh! How dare you hit Batman! [lunges at Bruce]

Officer: Hey! Hey! Calm down!