whysocarefree asked: "Babs increases the security in her Oracle hideout, and forgets to tell the rest of them..."
Tim: "HOLY CRAAAAAA--"聽
Steph: "BABS--?!!"
Dick: "Heheh... can somebody help me down from here?"
Jason:聽
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Anonymous asked: "Alfred what alias would you go as if you were to become a masked hero?"
Alfred: "... The Butler."聽
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Anonymous asked: "Dick is sleeping on the couch, surrounded by the rest of the Batfam. He passionately calls out Barbara's name as he sleeps. How does the fam react?"
Tim:聽
Jason:聽
Steph:聽
Babs: "--Stephanie, cut that out-- we should all just leave and give him some privacy."聽
Damian:聽
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abbyromana asked: "Alfred manages to get the whole batfamily around the dinner table for once. How does the dinner go?"
Steph: "Dami, can you please pass the salt?"
Damian: "Brown, can you please stop stuffing your bra?"
Tim: "That's enough-- pass her the damn salt."
Babs: "This is a very nice roast, Alfred."
Dick: "Actually, I cooked."
Damian: "I helped."
Babs:
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Cass:
Jason: "...Nobody聽saved me a seat."
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gwaindrifter asked: "Hooray! You guys are back. Now just to double check something. Damian, you're still alive right?"
Damian: "Fools. You cannot kill me."
"...Grayson, quit sobbing into my clothes, will you? It's embarrassing."聽
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lostramble asked: "Hey, just wanted to say first of all that I love your blog! And, was also wondering if you were still alive out there?"
Dick: "Hello-- we're home!"聽
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Anonymous asked: "What did everyone do on Valentine's day?"
Well.聽
Like every year, Jason sneered at the morning of this day before he folded his arms and went back to bed. "Love's stupid", he muttered before dozing off.聽
Cassandra was without a date and Damian still did not understand the whole concept of Valentine's Day. With everyone busy, they were left to patrol the streets. At the end of the day, they still did not see the whole meaning beneath Cupid and arrows and gifts-- but they understood more about their love as siblings.聽
Tim thought it was just going to be another day of Red Robin before Stephanie modified his timetable.聽
Dick insisted that Barbara should take a day off. Being Barbara, she believed it was just another stupid 'holiday'. Eventually, she agreed on having lunch with him. Unlike Tim, she went back to work... though Dick accompanied her for the rest of the day.聽
The former Boy Wonder had also arranged a dinner between Bruce and Selina. They both had smiled for the first time in many weeks and months. It was as if they'd forgotten.聽
I think it's safe to say that everyone had a comfortable day.聽
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Anonymous asked: "With Valentine just around the corner, what's your reaction when Dick decides to play cupid for the entire batfamily?"
Tim: "D-Dick you don't have to push I-I was going to--"
Steph: "No you weren't, c'mere--"聽
Selina: "... Nice work, Grayson."聽
Bruce: "..."聽
Barbara: "Here's to you, Cupid. Happy Valentine's Day."聽
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napiku asked: "Reaction of Warner Brothers canceling Young Justice."
Stephanie: "NOOOOOOO."聽
Tim: "They can't! I-I didn't get enough screen time!"聽
Babs: "We need a third season with Cassandra and more Stephanie and Oracle--"聽
Jason: "AND I NEED TO BE ALIVE. I SAY WE AMBUSH THEM."聽
Dick: "YES. Bruce doesn't need to kno--"
Bruce: "--So what's the plan?"聽
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raelils asked: "Tim, Steph, Jason, and Damian all get into an argument and hurt themselves, then all go running to Babs and Dick to repair broken bones and such. Babs and Dick reactions?!"
Dick: "--What happened-- sh*t-- what did you do, are you okay??!"聽
Babs: "Fighting again?!"聽
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Anonymous asked: "Talia just stole Damian away from the Batfamily! :O"
Dick: "Evil woman-- evil-- why-- why did you take my babyyyy--"
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Anonymous asked: "Reaction to Alfred dying?"
Steph:
聽 Tim:
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Babs:
Cass:
聽 Jason:
Dick:
聽 Bruce:
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obsessivefanumber1 asked: "Steph, you are my hero. You're such an inspiration to me & always manage to hold your head high no matter who thinks or says what about you. No matter what, you always prove your doubters wrong with a smile. <3 <3 <3 How do you do it? <3 <3 <3 (p.s. Hope moderator Andy is okay!)"
Steph: "Just keep going and don't look down, honey! Don't let anybody get you down."
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(Thankyou! I'm fine now :) -Andy)聽
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Anonymous asked: "TheBatladies reaction to the post of the Batboys showing off their stuff? :)"
Helena: "For safe keeping."
聽Cass: "..."聽
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Steph: "Niiiiiiice-- Tim-- is that my bathrobe?"
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Babs: "What's happening here-- ohh!"聽
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Kate: "I must have the wrong room."聽
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Anonymous asked: "GIRLS SHOW US YOUR BODIES"
Cass: "But my body is right here. How can I show you any other aspect of it...?"
聽 Babs: "Cass, no-- I think they want us to--"
聽 Steph: "Hey-- if y'wanna see some boobs, go to RedTube!!" 聽
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Anonymous asked: "BOYS, SHOW US YOUR WONDERFUL BODIES"
WARNING: This post contains half naked boys. It's been tagged in case you don't want to see it.
Dick:聽
聽 Jason:聽
Tim:
Dick: "...Tim... maybe... maybe you should sit out for this one."
Jason: "Hannah Montana called-- she wants her clothes back. Y'look stupid."聽
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Anonymous asked: "Reactions to all the BirdFlash fans?"
Dick: "WHAT-- BUT WE'RE BEST FRIENDS--"
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Tim: "Pshh. This is nothing."聽
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