batwayneman

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Um hello, we’ve been mutuals now for *checks watch* no fucking clue how long, anything you’d like to say for the folks watching at home?

Hello friend of who knows how long!

I have 1) been working really hard the last few months on my thesis which I defended yesterday and got my masters!!! and 2) fell completely ass over teakettle in love with critical role, and it’s occupying all my spare braincells.

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This is not a place of honor. We buried a ton of useless poison sludge here. It shoots invisible death rays that kill you slowly, so don’t dig it up or you’ll die.

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WIP - I Like some of the shapes of this state so I thought I'd post it because I'm sure during the meat of this piece they will change

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I’ve been cackling about this for like five minutes now

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‘I HAVE NO INTEREST IN NOT CARING ABOUT PEOPLE’ IS SUCH A GREAT BRUCE LINE DAMN IT

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hot take but the main reason "the wayne family has a secret evil legacy" storylines don't work for me is because they run counter to how the story frames the waynes deaths.

the reason the death of thomas and martha wayne matters more than its effect on a young bruce is that they were the last good family among the upper crust. thomas was a self sacrificing doctor and martha started and ran the charity foundation of their company. wayne enterprises treated its employees well and stayed out of shady business and the mob scene. they didn't die in that alley bc they were stupid, oblivious rich people fucking around, but because they had been working on meaningfully cleaning up that area and wanted their son to see and be among the people they were trying to help. they wanted their son to care about who they were helping. they walked down that street because gotham was their home and they loved it regardless of its faults -a mindset bruce does in fact inherit despite every reason to the contrary.

making the waynes have a "dark history" just takes away from the tragedy of actually good, caring people being killed for basically no reason in a city that really needed them.

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The Olympics choosing to punish African woman specifically for being great athletes. If the Olympics were meant to be a fair sport where everybody had the same footing I would be up there but that's not what it is. Some people are literally born to be athletes.

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Ask Polly: How Am I Supposed to Make Friends in My Late 20s?

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Honestly, does DC even like any of their characters that arent Batfam?

No

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honestly i just love that dick and talia like. hate each other SO MUCH and don’t get along AT ALL yet they both have endless love for the exact 2 same people, her son/his brother and her ex/his father. like the family drama i CANNOT

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Tula Lotay, Wonder Woman

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everyone here hates when their posts blow up yet no one fucking hesitates to reblog already popular posts. no one shows that kindness and it's wonderful. a mutual understanding that op dug their own grave by being a top notch clown and that's their problem, not yours

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I know reducing stigma around periods is important, but also i kept being told my periods were normal and natural and "feminine" or whatever, so i desperately tried to embrace my periods even though they made me dysphoric and they caused excruciating pain and my flow was exceedingly heavy. Nobody ever told me that i could hate my period and that i could stop having it until i realized i was trans (in my 30s).

I just want people to know they don't have to have a period. Birth control can be used for cis women and trans people to stop your period (or lighten it significantly if that's what you want), so you don't even need to be on testosterone to stop it (I'm not).

So yeah, talk to a gynecologist about stopping your period today.

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do I ship anyone with Bruce Wayne? yeah a horse tranquilizer and more than two hours of sleep

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just learned that magnolias are so old that they’re pollinated by beetles because they existed before bees

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Superman by Eduardo Pansica.