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Telling the Recruiter from squid games youre gay

The recruiter x gn!reader

“Hey Recruiter, can we talk?” you say to your mysterious close friend. “Sure what’s up?” he replies, with concern in his voice. You take a deep breath in, bracing yourself for what could happen. For all you know, he could be a raging homophobe who was ready without hesitation to call you the f slur and kick you out. “Well ummmmm, I know weve been friends for quite awhile but i need to tell you this….im gay”. His eyes widen with shock, and then he opens his mouth and says with confidence: “Damn, me too”.

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Reader forces Lenny Summers to play Resident Evil 7

A fic in which you force Lenny to play Resident Evil 7 and it scares him so bad he has nightmares for weeks and you have to send him to a mental hospital because he keeps hallucinating it.

gn! Reader x Lenny Summers (lenny is just ur best bud in this scenario tbh also contains SOME cursing plus sean is mentioned)

You were a big fan of the Resident Evil series and practically played every single game to ever exist, including the shitty iPhone ones that were 3 pixels. You knew your best friend Lenny had played a few of them too, but the lad had YET to touch 7. You always tried getting him to play it, but he’d refuse, stating “the old guy reminds me too much of uncle.” He genuinely felt he was watching a demonic uncle and felt bad, so he just never touched the games.

Well one day, you decided TODAY would be the day your dear friend would finally play the games. You made him go at them RAW, only giving him the controller and some water.

Lenny was alright the first round, and he actually had a ball just……walking. That was until he met them…..the Bakers. He was calm and collected at first, up until Jack went apeshit. Lenny was SCREAMING and i mean SCREAMING so loud you could feel the sound waves of his screams hit your eardrums. “FUCKFUCKFUCK NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!! NOT ME NO!!! he screamed repeatedly. “Y/N HELP!!! HES GONNA MY ASS” Lenny screamed in fear, but all you did was let out a little chuckle. Lenny kept screaming “IM GONNA DIE! THIS ALL LOOKS LIKE LEMOYNE! SAVE ME! NEED HERBS!” Yalls other roommate and friend, Sean of course, was busy meeting up with someone he met on craigslist to pick up a ferret he had bought , but he most definitely could hear the screams of lenny in the distance. You of course, didn’t help. Why would you? Its a rite of passage to loose your crap over this game. Sure you weren’t scared, but clearly Lenny was. Of course after he died, Lenny rage quit and decided he would go to sleep.

As you yourself were getting ready for bed, you heard a little “SHIT! NO NO! down the hall. Sean was probably off somewhere with his new ferret, probably taking it for a walk along the river at 3am, so it wasn’t him, plus it….sounded like Lenny. You pressed your head on the door to investigate. Now he was….murmuring in his sleep? You payed no attention though and surprisingly you weren’t concerned, I mean, he did get spooked by Uncles evil twin with glasses.

The next days weren’t….normal. Lenny wasn’t his usual self and Sean still hadn’t come home after getting the ferrert, so you were on your own. “Herbs….Herbs….chainsaw…..need….wife…..ammo, wheres ammo” lenny continuously murmured. This concerned you deeply, as really it was just a game, but I guess he got that scared. Lenny never got over playing it, and for weeks he kept murmuring about it, so you thought it would be best to get him help.

Sean finally returned after a month. Apparently him and the ferret got lost in the woods and had to find their way back. “Ey, wheres the ol’ len, y/n?” You didn’t know how to come clean to Sean and tell him you probably gave Lenny severe trauma from Resident Evil 7, but you had to. “Well Sean, you see, I may have severely traumatized Lenny by making him play Resident Evil 7.” Sean surprisingly wasn’t phased, he just said “alright” and took his ferret on another walk.

Months passed and Lenny was finally out of the mental hospital, and he was a new man. As an apology, you bought him hello kitty island adventure and he now has like 1000 hours on it. Lets just say…..All traces of RE7 are now banned in your house.

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musical artists/ music i think the van der linde gang would love

alot of these artists r just not from their time and im j imagining what they would like if they were (kinda projecting myself here too with some of these tbhhh)

Dutch- Pitbull

Hosea- Willie Nelson

Arthur- Leonard Cohen

John- highkey can see this man DIGGING red hot chilli peppers 😭😭😭

Bill- unironically likes jelly roll which everyone bullies him for

Micah- he hates music

Javier- Selena Q (NOT gomez)

Sean- and if i say boards of canada but he also really likes ed sheeran

Lenny- frank ocean and cassie

Kieran- tbhhhhh i can see him liking disney soundtracks

Charles- Joan Baez or Elizabeth Cotten

Trewlawney- all of the music rupaul has released or just ballroom music in general (he would make a beautiful drag queen in my eyes)

Uncle- idk probably just…..banjo music?????? I can also see him loving those Appalachian folk songs

Reverend- worship music youd hear in a mega church

Tilly- she strikes me as someone who would LOVE kpop- mostly BOA, S.E.S , and baby vox (so 1st/2nd gen)

Karen- house music😭😭 and probably even a dabble of ethel cain and kacey musgraves

Marybeth- tbh broadcast, kitty craft and jenny o

Abigail- i honestly dont know unfortunately?????? Like i can’t think of anything for her she just strikes me as someone who listens to whatever

Jack- that one skibidi toilet song

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Character analysis: could Lenny Summers be gay?

yea

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You Pass Away During Childbirth - FFXVI

Requested~

WARNING: DEATH MENTION

clive rosfield: Um okay ..

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Could Dutch Van Der Linde be gay?-an analysis

yea

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Charles trying to impress reader

charles smith x gn reader!

charles had always took a liking to you since the day he saw you going through Saint Denis during a long day of brawling about. he fell in love with you in those 20 seconds he saw you and HAD to make you his.

one sunny day while walking home from a fight, he saw you in all your glory. of course he was scared of what was to come; what if you’d reject him?? what if he would come across as a creep and scare you so bad you’d run? charles knew he had to be the nonchalant sigma alpha, so he came up with a plan that would FOR SURE win you over.

“hey!” charles says to you. “and who are you” you reply in a confused manner. charles, a bit scared lets out a chuckle, perhaps a giggle even. “oh. heh, im charles…and you??” “y/n” you reply, still confused as to why a massive boulder of a man was talking to you. “well, nice to meet you, y/n!” pauses. “say can i show you a trick???” he asks. still confused, you reply. “uhhhhhh, sure man”. in an instant, charles does a triple double decker triple awesome cool flip that was so cool uncles lumbago was healed and he became useful, leon kennedy was jealous and he wasn’t even alive during this time, and the spirit of Arthur himself started cheering.

charles flip won your heart instantly it was that cool. who knows what the future may hold….all charles knew is the power of the flip.

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My super awesome cool modern RDR2 Headcanons

basically just what it would be like if they were alive during the modern ages

When John was younger and either Dutch or Hosea would yell at him for something, hed pack a singular bag and walk to the end of the street only to get scared and turn back around

Arthur believed in santa clause until he was like 15 when he saw Dutch putting the presents under the tree one night

Sean low balls people on Facebook marketplace

Javier posts fit checks and captions them “tuff or naw?!!”

Jack has 1,000 plus hours on CSGO (Teenager jack not when he was a literal fetus)

Charles secretly keeps a pet squirrel named “Stewart”

Uncle genuinely believes 5G is frying everyones brains and constantly rants about it on facebook (Sean is the only one who reacts and he usually just gives each post a thumbs up while everyone else just ignores him)

Abigail drives a minivan

Hosea and Dutch are solitaire BEASTS and take turns playing it on their windows computer from 2006 that they refuse to give up because its “still working”

Lenny plays fortnite

Mary beth loves pinterest

Whenever she gets bored, sadie likes to start arguments with people on twitter

Karen goes to clubs EVERY night

Trelawney is secretly a drag queen

Tilly posts boss babe motivations on instagram

Bill LOVES bass pro shop

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haiiiii im new to this whole fic writing thing so bear with me guys

i will only do sfw because highkey can’t write smut to save my life

i will write for

•final fantasy (all games)

•resident evil

•silent hill

•metal gear solid

•cod

•red dead redemption

ill most likely start taking requests when i get better…..stay tuned