bisexualbaker
bisexualbaker
Bisexual Baker
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Neurodivergent, white, genderflux; she/her/hers or ey/em/eir. Not Jewish, I just think they're pretty cool (and also deserve respect). I go by "Socchan" pretty much everywhere else. I am a full grown adult person. God of Soft Toys and Puns. And yes, I am also a bisexual person employed as a baker. If I screw up something in an image description, please let me know so I can fix it!
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bisexualbaker · 2 hours ago
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It's pride month so I'll allow myself to express one opinion on the internet :
There are no "exact color" of pride flags.
I see more and more sites and posts talking about the exact hex codes for the lesbian flag, or the right purple for the ace one, and how it should be more or less saturated and I just want to say: pride flags were meant to be sewn in your kitchen. To be spraypainted and to be recognised.
There are no "exact colors" of pride flags because you should do them with what you have ! Nobody should care if you use a crimson red instead of a cherry red or whatever ! Be free ! wave your colors ! The colors you have !
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bisexualbaker · 8 hours ago
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The age of eligibility for an ABLE account, allowing USAmerican disabled people to save up money without losing their government assistance for having “too much,” is going to go up to cover disabilities diagnosed by age 46 (currently it’s age 26), meaning a much larger number of people will be able to access them. As the article notes, many Americans don’t know these accounts exist, let alone whether they or someone they care for could qualify for one, so please share this information around.
It seems to me it would obviously be better if the “no more than $2000 a month” limit were simply removed and disabled people could have whatever savings accounts they chose, but this is heaps better than nothing.
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bisexualbaker · 8 hours ago
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Gonna need this for Summer of the 69...
reblog to give writers the power to write 10k words of porn without plot
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bisexualbaker · 8 hours ago
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Please reblog
Australian KOSA is occurring right now
They are banning anyone under the age of sixteen from almost all media sites, including YouTube now.
They are including sites they promised they wouldn’t include
They are using inaccurate face scanning tech that does not accurately know your age
The other option is using government IDs
Neither is wanted.
PAY ATTENTION TO THIS RIGHT NOW. PLEASE JUST FOR A MOMENT
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bisexualbaker · 8 hours ago
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Happy Yuri Day!
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MAY YOUR DAY BE YAOIFUL ON THIS YAOI DAY EVERYONE 🥳🎉👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨💞
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bisexualbaker · 8 hours ago
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oh boy, tariffs update.
100+ enamel pin orders just got rejected at the US border because of tariffs confusion. not the zines, mind you!! the zines are fine because they're made in Canada!
the border is pure chaos at the moment, as everyone wants to comply with tariffs, but mail employees aren't sure how to comply. it turns out random Trump statements don't translate smoothly into policy. my mailing vendor is refunding all my shipment costs (because the packages were fine!! the fault is not on my end!) and everything will be sent out again for free. but it does mean some delays.
tl;dr if the tracking on your order says 'return to sender', don't worry! you'll still get your package!
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bisexualbaker · 10 hours ago
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Just saw a video analysis about if the Scooby gang could beat Light Yagami. I wasn’t worried about the gang but I didn’t realize how cooked Light was. Velma alone is way smarter than L, Freddy would instantly see through the trapped drawer that hid the Death Note and Scooby is such a wildcard overall, who is immune to the Death Note because he isn’t human. So even if he gets the rest of the gang, Scooby is coming with a vengeance.
Funniest scenario is Shaggy and Scooby trailing Light only to be confronted by him. Light tries to kill Shaggy but can’t because he would never just give away his name as “Norville Rogers.” Light thinks Shaggy is some genius playing fourth-dimensional chess with him.
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bisexualbaker · 22 hours ago
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bisexualbaker · 1 day ago
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on a similar note to that 'i think a lot of you guys forget people hate women' post; I think a lot of you guys forget how bad racism truly is and how deeply pervasive and entrenched antiblackness is.
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bisexualbaker · 1 day ago
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hi. fuck ice. here is how you can help families affected by unlawful deportation
edit: and FUCK LAPD. here is how you can help bail out protestors who are in the trenches, facing mass arrests and putting their bodies on the line.
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bisexualbaker · 1 day ago
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i don’t know how to explain to you people that no matter what a country’s government is like i do not and will not support the US indiscriminately bombing that country’s civilians and i don’t know why that’s a controversial take tbh
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bisexualbaker · 1 day ago
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bisexualbaker · 1 day ago
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Ok, loves, so we've all got the message that joking about suicide is bad for your mental health. Now we need to get on "joking that the planet/all of humanity has no future is bad for societal health/encouraging resistance to bad shit."
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bisexualbaker · 2 days ago
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[Image: colored pencil drawing of a painted lady buttefly showing off the bright orange coloration of its inner wings; it is perched on a hot pink/purple-ish flower, possibly a purple coneflower or a cosmo. End ID.]
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Is this her girlfriend?
(Not seen in this photo: The pheromone spots on this specimen's lower wings, primarily visible when its wings are spread out flat, and indicating that this butterfly is assigned male. Transbian butterfly for the win!)
Day 174: Painted Lady
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Is this lesbian?
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bisexualbaker · 2 days ago
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Now with descriptions!
[Image descriptions follow]
Image one: The Tetrominoes (Tetris pieces), labeled with their respective letters: I (long, narrow, cyan); O (yellow square); T (purple, T-shaped); J (dark blue, looks like a backwards L); L (orange, L-shaped); S (green S-shaped zigzag); and Z (red Z-shaped zigzag).
Image two: "Did. Did you tag this tetris spoilers".
Image three: Personifications of J and L looking over the poll results. J is a Black person with shaved sides and short locs, wearing a plaid button-down and suspenders. L is racially ambiguous and is more femme-presenting. J looks neutrally interested, while L seems to be struggling to find something nice to say. "Wow you all put… a lot of thought into this."
Image four: Personification of I, a thin, glasses-wearing type, looking at theresults on his phone and seeming a little smug about being in second place. "Yeah, that's about what I thought they'd be."
Image five: O, a rather blocky guy with a goatee, wearing a polo shirt. He is unimpressed, possibly because he came in last place. "No accounting for taste, but a lot of you clearly just suck at Tetris."
Image six: S (15.1%) and Z (11.2%), side-by-side, looking at the results on S's phone. They are wearing near-identical puff-sleeved dresses, but the frills on S's are more rounded, while the frills on Z's are sharper. S has short, curly hair and down-turned eyes, while Z has short, straight hair. "How the hell are you so much more popular? We're the same shape!" Z exclaims. "It's because I'm bouba and you're kiki, obvi," S replies. "What does that even mean??" Z demands.
Image seven: T, a typical hunk with short, wavy hair, going into complete WTF mode over having taken a full third of the vote, and also possibly blushing a little.
Images eight through fourteen: The official Tetris piece gijinkas. Tee is a cool looking guy with a throwing disc; Ess is a cute girl with poofy hair and an umbrella; I, surprisingly, is still a glasses-type, but seems a little meaner in this interpretation; Zed is a large, round-ish robot; O is an orange sphere sitting in a cloud, holding up two "O" Tetris pieces like Mickey Mouse ears; and Jay and Elle are dressed identically (except for colors) and posed back-to-back, perhaps to push a "twins" type image for them. Ex is wearing poofy pantaloons with suspenders, gloves, a ruffled shirt, and a huge smirk.
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Explain yourself.
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bisexualbaker · 2 days ago
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Reblogging without description for.... reasons.
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Explain yourself.
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bisexualbaker · 2 days ago
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Winter storm Wickham, I'm wheezing.
@copperbadge i need a favor
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