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hello everyone today im here to pitch to you an idea which could revolutionize the deltarune fanon industry: these 4 become friends

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“i’ve connected the dots…”

“you haven’t connected shit-”

“i’ve connected them.”

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scarlet players please consider. ai sada leaving time capsules or something where arven can find them in the present to let him know how she was doing. to apologise for everything. to at least attempt to connect with him the only way left after all the tragedy

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No thoughts, just Arven and the MC being fucking siblings.

He calls you little buddy and you're the best friend he's ever had and he also thinks you're an annoying little shit who runs headlong into bullshit like it's routine. And it's not like you're any better. You follow him around to unsafe locations just because he asks. And if that means going to area zero because he doesn't want to go alone, so be it! Ride together, die together, baby!

His whole plot routine is finding the herba mystica to heal Mabosstiff, and yet he still leaves enough ingredients left so that you and him get to eat sandwiches afterwards as a little reward; he's like a big brother getting ice-cream after an after-school soccer game. And when Miraidon/Koraidon begs for sandwiches Arven makes some for them as well because you insist that your big lizard dog deserves it and Arven can't argue with the oldest trick in the younger sibling book: pestering.

Also teaming up to defeat a parent is big time family mood. So is comforting your sibling after you both feel bad about it.

You can fight me on this. I will give Arven the family he deserves, and it starts with MC because this boy has so much siblingless-big-brother-of-the-group energy that I refuse to let it go unacknowledged He will be a brother because I say so. Also, look at him. Huggable.

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obsessed with how pokemon sv individually introduces these three pals for the player to adventure around with - they all have little quirks and are occasionally sarcastic but overall they’re sweeties who are excited for you and proud of you and say nice things to you and they’re just so lovely - and then they all get thrown together for your big adventure and they become the snarkiest assholes in paldea. they are all absolutely ready to throw hands with eachother and any pokemon they encounter and i think that’s hillarious

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"Arven must've been a scrapped love interest for the protag beca-" no. you just have a crush on him. ship yourself with arven, coward. but arven calls florian/juliana "little buddy" which is, you know, the same thing he calls his DOG. the same thing DADS call their SONS. in the original japanese, when talking to you he calls HIMSELF Nii-Sama (big bro). this is the most obvious "older brother figure" character I've seen in a while. he's not in love with the MC. you're just in love with him. bite the bullet and selfship, coward.

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Listen I used to be really critical of Isekais and on some level I am, but knowing that they're supposed to be that escapist power fantasy has really opened my eyes to how FUN they are. Like, hate your life? You go to sleep and one day you wake up to realize you're the super OP MC of your world that has everything you could ever want and also a huge cast of characters that are happy to be your friends. You can have a love interest sure, but why when in fact you could have more friends.

Like, I've seen Isekais for all sorts of individuals that get dragged in society for being "loners" and "workaholics" and then they get an entire genre devoted to them where a bunch of extroverts love them and they get to relax every day after that. There's something really charming and sad about it all at once.

Also in many of them, capitalism is eliminated and I can't help but vibe with that on a deeper level.

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Phantom accidentally turned Darkseid into a 4 inch long gecko and-not realizing this is an evil god- kidnapped him and is keeping him in an enclosure in his bedroom.

It gives Jazz the creeps but she just chalked it up to the angry scowl the thing always had.

Everyone is looking for Phantom for different reasons but no one knows who he is or where to find him. Darkseid is stuck as a lizard and is trying really hard not to bond with this scrawny 14 year old-and failing.

Aka lizard Darkseid being defeated "power of love and friendship" style. Thats it. Thats the post.

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please pleasepleadeplease say that the dan/jason fic is a real actual thing i can read somewhere

Ah!! So sorry Anon, but the memes were only prompts I made up on the spot 😭 never imagined it’d blow up the way it did

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Short DPXDC Prompts #548

Jazz Fenton works as a psychology professor at Gotham University. Everyone whispers and gossips about how close she is to being the next hero or supervillain. New students are never prepared as to how true those rumors actually are.

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If they wanted to make a mature Scooby-Doo series literally all they had to do was show how four teenagers and a Great Dane survive travelling and living in a van while doing their usual mystery solving shenanigans.

I’m talking showing scenes of something bumping the van in the middle of the night while they’re sleeping shoulder to shoulder under a single blanket covering everyone. Scooby tumbles across the four of them and insists it was something outside, not him chasing a rabbit in his sleep.

In the mornings the guys wash and dress on one side of the Mystery Machine and the girls on the other. They shout theories over the van, occasionally getting side-lined by debating who’s setting up the gas cooker to make breakfast.

While Fred or Shaggy drives Daphne tests Velma with questions from textbooks so she can stay up to date on schoolwork. Fred always claims they’re students from a nearby city on a road-trip for a school project whenever they’re pulled over by the cops.

Each time they get paid for solving a mystery they stock up on non-perishable food that can be stored in the van (including Scooby Snacks of course!). Then they make a budget plan for stretching their money, fuel and supplies long enough to get to their next paid mystery.

Sex and drugs can be an underlining thing, but it doesn’t need to be a cheap source of humour. While they’re lounging in the back of the van Shaggy could be shown casually rolling a blunt while trying to convince everyone they shouldn’t venture into that abandoned office building the mayor insists is closed for repairs. Fred and Daphne sometimes insist that Shaggy, Scooby, and Velma go search for leads for a few hours while they’d stay at the van and “talk over some trap plans”.

On top of that, if they wanted to go dark mature they could add in backstories of the kids having troubled home lives, hence why there’s no concern for them being essentially homeless and dropping out of school. Also an explanation on why their parents haven’t sicced cops on them to bring them home.

Seriously, in the Scooby-Doo universe this is what constitutes being “mature and a deconstruction” on the typical premise. Not some edgy, holier-than-thou teens wearing Mystery Inc face-paint cracking flat jokes that are only relevant for this specific period in time.

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One day I’ll find someone to ramble endlessly about to about my serialised gritty-but-lighthearted gay reboot of Scooby Doo but for now Tumblr will have to do. Please support my genderqueer line cook Shaggy agenda

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Anyone looking to make a proper Scooby-Doo adaptation please remember:

Fred is the charismatic face of the group and the strategizer. Later adaptations made him a massive himbo who chugs respect for women juice and those have become necessary parts of his character.

Shaggy is cowardly but also incredibly resourceful; let us not forget his skill at ventriloquism. Make Shaggy the skill monkey, who every episode mentions some weird skill he has that's previously unmentioned; that'd be an amazing running gag. Also, bring back the dry humor Casey Kasem injected into the og character.

Scooby is Shaggy's best friend, the other half to his two-man comedy routine. Independently of Shaggy, Scooby is also prone to be a bit mischievous and just kind of a little scamp. Play up both of those things.

Velma is the smart nerdy one, who also had a really dry sense of humor. I don't know why she was turned into the "I'm surrounded by idiots" character because, while as I stated, she always had a dry sense of humor, she was never mean to her friends and never talked down to them, or anyone else. Bring back the chipper Velma from like Witch's Ghost or Zombie Island. Let Velma be a little cutie pie. Also keep her as a lebian

Daphne was... originally really just "The Girly One" but later adaptations have fleshed her out, like making her essentially the muscle of the group, which is just amazing and should continue. She's also been cast as the oddly resourceful one. Shaggy is the skill monkey, Daphne is the one who has a tool for literally any job. Human Swiss Army Knife, which again, would be an amazing running gag.

Have Shaggy and Daphne bounce off-the-wall ideas for a plan together, Fred steps in to ground them, while still using their ideas, and incorporating Velma's theories about the case.

Make references to Flim Flam and Hot Dog Water

A Scooby-Doo adaptation should not be difficult, and must be done with love.

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Short DPXDC Prompts #599

Dash works at the GCPD. It’s been an interesting first few weeks. He can’t quite understand why everyone is so afraid of these rogues that the Bats and the Birds fight.

The other officers in the station just thought Dash’s comments on the matter was just the new guy talking shit. They ate their words when the newbie brought The fucking Joker into the station in handcuffs single-handedly.

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I don’t have an explanation

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Short DPXDC Prompts #392

For an English project about the students personal heroes, Sam Manson sends a letter to Dr. Pamela Ivy about her work in botany.

Pamela, touched that a girl is so interested and genuinely appreciative of her work, sends a letter back to the high schooler answering all of her questions and thanking her for the letter.

Timeskip a couple years... Sam didn’t know that her strong and continuous penpal relationship with a notorious Gotham villain would lead to [___] of all things.