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I have no idea why I like KanKiba so much considering we got barely any content for them in canon but every time I see those two dumb boys I’m like, they are made for each other. I’m telling you they jave the purest love story just completely supprting each other through everything and I’m going to try my best to write the best tooth-rotting fluff for the second chapter of my fic since I’m officially done with exams I finally have more time to write.

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I caved and bought him, he’s my son now

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Unreal and unfair how the wrong hairstyle can mess up your whole entire shit. You can be the hottest motherfucker anyone has ever seen and then boom one wrong haircut you're done for

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I just got back into Winx AGAIN so here are my ships in order of how much I love them

1. Riven x Helia

2. Bloom / Icy (Extra buff Bloom to be specific and femme Icy)(You can’t tell me the Winx aren’t buff af, especially Bloom and Aisha)

3. Sky x Brandon

4. Stella x Stormy (I blame Fate because StellaTrix changed my brain chemistry)

5. Darcy x Musa x Tecna

6. Aisha/Flora

7. I lowkey love Riven x Timmy

8. Nabu x Nex x Roy (I literally don’t remember Nex and Roy because the last time I saw season 6 I was probably under ten but I love this idea)

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I really want to write a Riven x Helia story one day (from Winx Club) but I can only think of specific bits and pieces I want to write and not a whole plot

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I hate that the Naruto anime changed the fact that everyone has different color chakra, like I only know that Naruto’s Chakra is actually yellow so this is what I think other characters’ chakra would look like. Please comment your takes on these too

Blue-Madara, Asuma, Kisame, Suigetsu, The other Kiri swordsman, Haku, Mei, Ao, Chojuro, Tobirama, Rin, Obito, Konan

Green-Kakashi (I know he canonly has light blue chakra but this fits better in my mind), Sarutobi, Hashirama, Tsunade, Kushina, Yamato, Shino, Ohnoki, Mitsuki, Denki, Shikadai

Pink-Sakura, Tenten, Sasori, Choji, Karui, Chouchou, Boruto

Red-Kiba, Itachi, Nagato, Kurenai, Sarada

Orange-Jiraiya, Yahiko, Juugo, Iwabee

Yellow/Gold-Naruto, Gaara, Killer Bee, The Raikage who’s name I forgot, Darui, Minato, Deidara, Himawari

Purple-Sasuke, Orochimaru, Kankuro, Ino, Karin, The Hyuuga, Inojin

White-Temari

Black-Sai, Shikamaru, Hidan

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I hate the beard on Bokuto (I say before going into hiding hoping the fans who don’t like opinions don’t find me)

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Boypreggers Iruka

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Very old piece…

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The moment I've been fearing has come…I'm starting to like Gai

(I blame this on ships)

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tell me these are not the same pics

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Part 2 to my Akatsuki as Desperate Housewives main characters, I still take suggestions

Part 1 here

Deidara as Renee

I think they’re personalities line up really well together

Shirozetsu as Susan

I honestly blanked on Susan but she had to be someone

Kakuzu as Karen

They’re icons like, they just fit

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The Akatsuki as the main characters of Desperate Housewives, I take suggestions for more cause I could come up with more

Itachi as Bree

If it wasn’t for that one OFFICIAL video of Itachi trying to cook the perfect egg for Sasuke in his Akatsuki cloak, I would have given him Lynette

Obito/Tobi as Gabrielle

In my AU I’m currently writing, trust me this guy’s men got BIG money

Konan as Lynette

I just like to think that she’s a huge mom friend mainly cause I wanna relate to Konan

Hidan as Edie

I wanted to give Edie to Deidara but I think Hidan is slightly more Edie coded

Yahiko as Katherine

I miss them both

More in part two here

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I came up with a system, now that I’ve written the first Chapter of No One Noticed, I’ll start writing Chapter 1 one of Graden of Eden (Deidara centric Akatsuki fic) which is going to be part of a sub-series in the Pink In The Night Au called Desperate Ex-Criminals, yes it’s a Desperate Housewives reference and then I’ll just alternate between the two

Btw this is what I think the Akatsuki would be as DH MCs

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Just so you guys know, I will be making the Akatsuki do community service in my Pink In The Night AU, tho I do want to make a Deidara or Hidan centric fic about that one day this will just be a little side plot for now

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