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Whoops it's been 2+ months lmao. Burnout, you know how it is. But I return with the Forgotten Valkyrie!

Look at her she's beautiful. An ancient mecha, piloted by the long dead ghost of it's pilot. With the stats to really mess you up to. Go get it, it's PWYW over at https://cabbage-with-hands.itch.io/forgotten-valkyrie.

To make up for my disappearance, here, have a preview of what I'm working on, its a boss-rush style 5e module, designed around lvl 17-20 play because I'm insane. Have a raw work in progress screenshot.

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Have you ever wanted to experience your love dying and coming back fundamentally different? Well, now you can! Returned Wrong is a 2 page, 2 player letter writing rpg that is available now at my itch: https://cabbage-with-hands.itch.io/returned-wrong

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Life is sweet here under the sea and this 5e supplemental is here to prove it. We've got the wet, with dolphins and sorcerers blessed by dolphins, and we got the wild with creatures beyond mortal comprehension lurking in the depths!

Download it here: https://cabbage-with-hands.itch.io/wet-and-wild

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A new form of Machine Life, different from Robots or Warforged have begun cropping up. Born from the death throes of large machinery, these Machines bring many questions and few answers. With them comes their god, Adam, and his Great Work. This 5e bundle has 4 stat blocks, including a fledgling machine god, and a playable race.

Download it here: https://cabbage-with-hands.itch.io/machine-life

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Download it here!

Do you need a violent solution for a problem? Well, have I got the answer for you. The War Pigs Mercenary Company is ready to handle all of your needs, so long as those needs involve putting the hurt on someone else. This 5e bundle has 5 stat blocks, 4 magic items, and more, and the best part is it's absolutely free!

Itch.io link in reblog!

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Do you need a violent solution for a problem? Well, have I got the answer for you. The War Pigs Mercenary Company is ready to handle all of your needs, so long as those needs involve putting the hurt on someone else. This 5e bundle has 5 stat blocks, 4 magic items, and more, and the best part is it's absolutely free!

Itch.io link in reblog!

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Have you ever wanted to serve an ancient wizard who bounces between the past and future? Well, now you can!

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You there! Hello! I have some questions for you...

Do you like coffee?

Do you like rolling lots of dice at once?

Do you like one-page TTRPGs?

Have you ever been accused of being melodramatic?

If you answered YES to any of the above, try Blackjoe! You can play it in a minute or less with zero prep! You can play it alone or with friends! You can make it a whole ordeal or just get a quick laugh!

Most importantly...

IT'S FREE!

What are you waiting for? Make my day brighter and yours sillier with a round of Blackjoe!

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Swordtember 2021 prompts 25-30

Atmospheric

Galactic

Mythological

Implode

Magnetic

Supernova

Previous in series

All swordtember swords available on gumroad in a pdf book!

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Server's Down is a one page rpg about the little rituals of IT. Everyone always says to turn it off and on again, but how you turn it off and on again matters.

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Server's Down is a one page rpg about the little rituals of IT. Everyone always says to turn it off and on again, but how you turn it off and on again matters.

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I wanted to do this Gobtober thing but I have no art talent or skill, so here's a 5e stat block! Day 9: Sneaky

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The Bringer of Ruin! Some Zombies hunt down and devour people, this one devours cities. Fighting it without a plan will quickly lead to death, but its known to retreat when bloodied and find a softer target.

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Tanuki monk! Become a tiny, cheeky critter and harass your foes with an array of illusions! Turn into a statue constantly to clown on anyone who attacks you! Shove enemies 20 feet in a turn just to bother them! Play drums at 1 in the morning! I made this out of another old monk subclass over lunch and I couldn't be happer with how it fitted together. The amount of dumb stuff you can do with this is very high, and I hope that lives up to their wonderful folklore inspiration.

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The Storm God's will made manifest! Although not an quite as strong as the god himself, his Avatar is no easy mark, especially if you fight near any cliffs you can be kicked off of.

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The Most Helpful of Warlock Subclasses

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Luck Elemental and a greater Luck Elemental! You ever get on a hot streak and then all of a sudden lose it? That's Diamandia's fault, and she thinks its hilarious