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Heading to Pillowfort, and I’m Offering Keys

Hi, you may or may not know me. I go by Tyramir, and I’m an author. Mostly I write fanfic, but I have also published a book at some point. (Yes, that was a subtle plug – don’t feel obligated to click the links, they’re there to justify to myself why I’m doing this so I can say this wasn’t 100% altruistic because I’m a crusty old troll)

So, recently, Tumblr has made something of an announcement regarding what kind of content they will and will not host in the future. And you know what, that’s okay. It’s their site. They can do what they want. Just like I’m free to say, “Hey, @staff, go fuck yourselves with some sandpaper, you masochistic fucks.”

Ah, that felt good. You know what else feels good? Moving to Pillowfort. I’m in no way associated with them, beyond that I am now a user. I just bought a key. More than one, actually. I bought a whackload of them. I am not rich. See: author. Very poor profession if you’re not ultra-successful. However, what I am is angry, and disappointed with the direction this site is taking. 

This site is home for the marginalised, for the outcasts, for the misfits. It’s also the home for a lot of fellow artists, like myself. Ones that might not have a little extra cash in their wallets. So, as a Christmas gift (and as a way of sharing that link up above advertising my book, see self, you’re not totally altruistic), I’m making this offer.

Reblog and like this post. You don’t have to follow me. You don’t have to buy my book. You don’t have to tell anyone it exists. You don’t even have to click that link. Just like and reblog. Anyone who likes it will get one entry for drawing for a key. Anyone who reblogs it will get one. Anyone who does both will get two. And on December 17th, the Day of Ignominy, I will draw ten names, and I will gift ten keys. I’ll even wear a Willy Wonka hat while I do. You won’t be able to see it, but the spirit will be there.

If you want to get the word out, but don’t want to get an entry (say you already have a Pillowfort account), just reblog and tag the post with “no entry,” or some variation thereof. I’ll exclude you from the draw, but thank you (in my mind, I’m not gonna actually thank people, but that requires effort, yo) for helping others learn about this opportunity.

TL;DR: Bald author wants to use very little cash he has to give people Pillowfort accounts. Just like and reblog for entries. Also, I hope you are feasted upon by a swarm of angry weasels, @staff.

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a wild egg appeared?

everyone who reblogs it before Oct 25 will get a Pokemon based on their blog in their submit inbox (make sure submit is open!)

happy hatching!

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Like if you would ask them what’s wrong. Reblog if you would let them inside from the cold rain. 

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I know I watch supernatural but…

Does supernatural have a gif for feels/fandoms?

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I would watch that movie.

i wonder when harry told ron and hermione that the dursleys used to make him live under the stairs

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You are the new jesus. Now if you don't mind can you turn this water 🌊 into wine?

Please.

I feel like I’m getting faster. But possibly not so fast that I am able to run on water like the gps suggests.

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Chloe will probably get angry that she has to give the miraculous back. That's probably how she get akumatised.

oh look another far fetched theory

Okay so it’s undoubted that Chloe’s gonna get the bee miraculous sooooooo from what I can see from the queen bee trilogy, it’s probably safe to assume that Chloe’s going to be akumatized as queen bee, that is of course going on with the assumption that miraculous holders can be akumatized. So here’s the stretch of a theory I got going on. Either LB or chat are gonna give the bee miraculous to Chloe and once that happens she’s all giddy and shit but then something happens to get her feeling some type of way sooo like the petty bish he is, douchemoth will come to realize that Chloe’s a miraculous holder once he akumatizes her and he’ll have her tell him where she got it. Chloe would be under his control so she’ll have no choice but to tell him who gave it to her and have her go after them. She’ll go after whoever gave her the miraculous and put them under the akumas control (assuming her akumas power is able to do that) to force them to tell her who the guardian of the miraculous is. Seeing as both chat and LB know master fu is the guardian now, she can force either one of them to do this. Eventually hawkmoth does some bitch ass thing, like kidnap fu or something for example, to put them both in a tight ass spot and then cliffhanger (?)

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Avengers infinity war

*spoilers*

The avengers at the end dont die.

It's just jet lag.

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How to get someone a present that they have been asking for.

Me:*takes a person's item*

Person: could I have it back

Me:yes you could have it back

Person:will you give it back

Me:I will give it back eventually

Wait until Birthday or Christmas or whenever

Me:*gives back item*

Person:what's this

Me:your present,you've been asking for it for ages so I got it for you

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So excited for this

////HUGE MAJOR SPOILER////// . . . . . . . . . . -ALYA’S OFFICIALLY THE FOX HOLDER AND HER NAME IS RENA ROUGE

-NINO IS CONFIRMED AS THE TURTLE WEILDER AND HIS NAME WILL BE CARAPACE *Shell in english*

-CHLOE IS CONFIRMED AS THE BEE HOLDER AND HER NAME IS GONNA BEE QUEEN BEE

-MARINETTE IS GOING TO CHOOSE THE NEW WIELDERS

-THERES GOING TO BE A SPECIAL EPISODE WHERE THE NEW TEAM IS GONNA FIGHT THE OLD AKUMAS

-THERES A NEW SUPERVILAIN TEAM COMING WITH A MAYBE AKUMATIZED QUEEN BEE AS QUEEN WASP

-THE AKUMA COLLECTOR IS GOING TO APPEAR IN THE HIDEOUT OF HAWKMOTH SO THERE IS A POSSIBILITY THAT MIRACULOUS WIELDERS CAN BE AKUMATIZED AND THAT HAWKMOTH CAN AMUMATIZE HIMSELF

-LADYBUG AND CHAT ARE GOING TO HAVE NEW POWERS . ARE U ALL READY? ‘CAUSE I AM!!!