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When i say “I can fix him” about a fictional character I need you to understand I don’t mean “i can give him a girlfriend.” I actually mean “I can throw a moody teenage girl with surprising emotional maturity at him and he’ll make himself better to more effectively parent her”

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I’m so normal about kpop demon hunters guys like you don’t even know how normal I am

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Why is swapping spit so normalized and why am I the freak for thinking it’s so weird

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"... You're what??"

(EDIT: Muting notifications on this!)

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has anyone asked this

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Every fic and post I’ve seen agrees that the whole world decided the Saja Boys concert was special effects but I think everybody’s ignoring how objectively hilarious it would be if the world discovered magic exists because of a K-pop idol concert

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I have the opposite problem from most people where I keep experiencing something that logically may be a serious medical concern but I internet dive long enough, convince myself it’s nothing concerning at all, and go about my day

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Maybe it’s just me but I can’t imagine quirkless discrimination being as bad as it was for Izuku on a widespread level. I’m not saying there aren’t actual struggles but I keep imagining him trying to relate to other quirkless people like “haha the bullying amiright? The suicide baiting? The way literally everybody treats you like the scum of the earth?” And the other person looking at them like what the fuck are you talking about.

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Same picture.

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Maybe the real Hisashi Midoriya was the friends we made along the way

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If MHA was just a little sillier...

The biggest question left in the series unanswered (so far)... 

Who is Hisashi Midoriya? Who IS Izuku's father????

Ik I'm playing Russian roulette rn with how things are going in the manga lmao

Note:

Endeavor is here because Izuku being his secret love child is an actually funny theory (to me)

All Might is here because he's def hitting that

AFO thinks he's the top dog, but he is, at most, a clown

Mystery guy. Ignore him. Maybe he got lost on his way to the restroom?

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Why is TikTok trying to gaslight me into thinking I got small tits

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BNHA Generational Timeline Theory

Key for the above graph:

Blue items are related to the generational timeline itself and how I defined it

Orange items are related to One for All and its holders

Black items are not related to either

Diamonds are used to indicate birthdays

Arrows are used to indicate other events

The reason I started this from 2000 is because Office Timeline forced me to use real-world dates, so I went with 2000 because that’s pretty much the closest I could get to starting from a Year 0.

Tagging people who’d be interested in this: @owlf45 @pocketramblr @cyber-phobia

Writeup under the readmore

Assumption 1: A “Generation,” as referred to in the phrase “X Generation Quirk,” is in reference to the number of “social” generations (typically a 25-30 year period) since “Year 0,” the year the Glowing Baby was born, and that the Glowing Baby was in fact the first person born with a quirk.

I’ll be using 30 year long generations for this, due to the fact that with 25 year generations the timeline breaks right around the time All Might gets OfA. (Long story short, 40 years would be too far back for AfO to be “over a century old” before Yagi goes to America, like Gran says he is in All Might Rising.)

So to start with, we know Inko is 42 years old and 4th generation, so by extension Izuku (who’s 16) is 5th gen.

Assumption 2: Based on the fact that Present Mic and Meatball kid bring up the Quirk Singularity when discussing how powerful the kids in the Remedial Class chapters are, it can be inferred that those kids supposed to be the start of the 6th gen.

These children are in primary school, and based off the school’s name (translated “precocious brat”) I’d say they’re probably 6 or 7 years old, (children start in primary school at 6 in Japan,) meaning that the current timeline is approximately 7 years past the start of the 6th generation, which gives us an almost exact timeframe of 157 years to build an actual timeline in.

Generation - Years from Year 0 / X Years ago

1st gen - 0-30/ 157-127

2nd gen - 30-60 / 127-97

3rd gen - 60-90 / 97-67

4th gen - 90-120 / 67-37

5th gen - 120-150 / 37-7

6th gen - 150-157 / 7 or less

So, going back up to our other examples, Izuku was born 9 years before the end of Gen 5, or 21 years into it, meaning he’s a mid/late 5th gen child, and Inko was born 6 years before the end of the 4th generation.

Assumption 3: All for One was born during Year 0. I don’t have direct proof, but he was already an adult during the societal breakdown part of the Dawn of Quirks, so it is reasonable to assume he also was an early 1st gen quirk user.

Daruma Ujiko is over 120, so he’s early 2nd generation/maybe late 1st, meaning AfO would be in his 80s when he meets the doc, who’s in his 50s, around 70 years ago. I’d also like to point out just how convenient it is for AfO that Ujiko would just so happen to be rendered completely destitute, and thus devote himself and his longevity quirk to AfO, right around the time old age could do the supervillain in. And how now, AfO is pulling this potential body hopping stunt with Tomura at nearly 160 years old, which, since Ujiko’s quirk “doubles [his] life span” according to the official translation, would mean AfO is, on an adjusted scale, right around 80 again.

In fact, I’ll go even farther and say that if you regard the circumstances that led to Tenko Shimura coming under AfO’s care as suspicious, you should also regard the circumstances that he met Ujiko under with that same suspicion, because it’s the same exact pattern:

1. Individual has some aspect of their life that could attract AfO’s attention (Being Nana’s grandson, being a prominent quirk researcher with a longevity quirk.)

2. Tragedy befalls them, leaving them destitute, adrift, and isolated

3. Nobody is willing to help them

4. Except for AfO

5. An act which very much is to his own benefit

Anyways, enough about AfO, let’s discuss One for All. AfO and Yoichi are both adults when OfA is created, so it was likely made approximately 30 years after Year 0. I suspect for symbolic reasons it was around 32 years, so that OfA would be exactly 125 years old now, and that’s the reason it’s “reaching singularity” for Izuku, but again I have no direct proof for or against that.

Now we know All Might went to UA, and there’s never been anyone quirkless in their hero course, meaning he got One for All before then, likely at 15 like Izuku. Chapter 304 confirmed he’s had it 40 years, so he’s probably almost 56.

Also, since he had OfA for 40 of its 125 years, that means all of the previous holders, excluding Shinomori, would have had it about 66 years total, for an average of 11 years between all 6 of them.

Except that the revelation that Second and Third rescued Yoichi together and that they’re probably all around the same age makes it more likely that they had it for less than 10 years each, (because iirc it’s kind of implied that Shinomori was the only holder to reach 40,) and everyone else had it for longer. In that case, the most you can take off of their cumulative total is ~15 years, with a 7-9 year average being more reasonable, because otherwise you would be putting Daigoro, En, and Nana too close to, or even over, 18 years each.

So an approximate timeline for when they each had it could look something like this:

Holder: Years from Year 0/X years ago, how long they had OfA (Age they received OfA)

Yoichi: 32~38 / ~125~119 years ago, 6 years

Second: 38~45 / 119~112, 7 years

Third: 45~53 / 112~104, 8 years

Shinomori: 53~71 / 104~86, 18 years (Got OfA at 22)

Daigoro: 71~85 / 86~72, 14 years

En: 85~100 / 72~57, 15 years

Nana: ~100-116 / ~57-41, 16 years

AM: 116-156 / 41-1 year ago, 40 years (Likely got OfA at 15)

Izuku: 156-157 / 1 year ago to now, 1 year (Got OfA at 15, but we already knew that)

As you can see, we also can calculate how old Shinomori was when he received OfA. Unfortunately we don’t really have enough information to do this with any of the other holders other than All Might. But there is something else we can get into about them.

Let’s look at the quirks and lives of the earliest holders for a minute.

Yoichi - Was given the stockpile quirk by AfO

Second - Based off his support items, he probably had a long-range quirk, and his life-or-death attitude towards battle makes the prospects of someone surviving seeing his (at this point) minor strength enhancement very low

Third - Let’s face it, Fa-Jin would be the perfect cover for One for All

Shinomori - Vanished into the woods for almost 20 years

Which leads us to Daigiro: Blackwhip is by his own admission, already a top grade quirk. Add in a not-insignificant strength enhancement, and you have a quirk that’s a beacon for a supervillain who can literally steal them. Also, it’s confirmed that AfO has only tried to take OfA from someone who currently had it twice; Once from Daigoro, and once from En.

Therefore I posit the following hypothesis: That AfO did not know about OfA’s existence until he tried to take Blackwhip and instead got a face full of his brother’s ghost.

It also adds another reason for AfO to seek out Ujiko, (who we know knows about OfA) because he would have found him only a couple of years after mostly killing Daigoro. (But incidentally leaving him alive long enough to pass on his brother’s quirk.) That is that he didn’t just find him for his longevity quirk, or because he agreed with the singularity theory and saw it becoming a problem in general, but also because he had a perfect example of a quirk on the fast track to singularity for Ujiko to study and plan around.

Finally, I have a few other points that aren’t directly related to any of these other ones, but I still figured out anyways.

First, we have some information about Nana’s family. Kotaro was 32 before he died when Tenko was 5, and we know Tomura’s 21 now, which means Kotaro would be 52 years old (~4 years younger than All Might) if he were alive today. Knowing this, it’s likely that AfO killed his father and Nana subsequently gave him away in the latter half of her time with OfA.

Also, it is worth noting that Tenko killed his family 16 years ago, which would be the same year Izuku was born.

The Meta Liberation Army had been in hiding “for generations” when ReDestro was a child, and since there’s no way he’s not in his 40’s bare minimum, (the man is balding for god’s sake) that means he’s 4th gen, and the only way things work out is if Destro was 1st gen and the Liberation War was during the 2nd gen, or maybe early 3rd. Likewise, Compress mentions that he’s Oji Harima’s great-great-grandson, and since he’s confirmed 32, that means that the Peerless Thief was also 1st gen. Both of these probably seem obvious without the math, but at the same time it’s also not evidence that this is wrong.

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that’s not your girl that’s 30-50 feral hogs

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Every time I lose my earbud case my mom asks me if they’re in my bra. And it really irritates me that a majority of the time she’s right and they are