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You can now die to TRANSGENDER bullets

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ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ

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you just hate the cis because of the things that they did

I hate the cis because it is led by the treacherous count dooku

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Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

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Actually that makes for a really funny poll idea

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btw every time i say 'oaaough' or some variation of that i am trying to convey this emotion

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elon musk told jkr to calm down help fkfbkr

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i mean this from the bottom of my heart: no one is impressed by your loud ass car. actually we talked about it and we all want you dead.

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the original guy i reblogged this from was a shithead so reuploading it

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Prison guards: Iroh? Escape? Ha! That weak, senile old man couldn’t escape if we rolled a red carpet to the door!

Iroh alone in his cell:

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ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

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i’m obsessed with the mum from ponyo. driving single lane on a cliff edge? drift those turns in your nissan cube. husband has to work an extra shift? tell him to fuck off in morse code. pet fish turned into a child on your driveway? adopt her. town drowned in a tsunami? leave your 5 year old in charge, he’s the man of the house now

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[cervicanicorvid]

hte real april foule… was you.

[cervicanicorvid]

this april fools reblog to let your followers know that they are not safe from getting DEERED

DEERED