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New ship dynamic just dropped

Person cursed to only die of old age x Serial Killer

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Thought I was dying early but turns out I’ve never been fully relaxed

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Can someone write more barty crouch x reader fics pretty please? I would but I have the writing capacity of a toad whose thumbs were cut off

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And suddenly I'm no longer a child of apollo

jason grace x hypnoskid! reader hcs

pairings: jason grace x hypnos kid fem!reader

warnings: none but sexual suggestions

⋆ absolute god of cuddling. just this warm muscled guy who is always willing to cuddle. he’s also a little touch starved so he will scoop you up and hold you close and long as you’ll let him, unless he thinks your uncomfortable. he’s lowkey shy and will need a lot of verbal consent before doing anything.

⋆if you fall asleep, it is his self sworn duty to wash off your makeup.

⋆ puts his glasses on you (while your asleep or not) and was blushing for 10 minutes about how cute you looked.

⋆ calls you sleeping beauty because he genuinely thinks you look like an angel while you sleep.

⋆ prefers it if you sleep in his cabin, it’s not inherently sexual he just likes having you close and being able to protect you if something happens.

⋆ the first time he woke up with you in his arms, all sleepily and perfect, with the sun around you like a halo, he almost fainted. blushing mess, again.

⋆ loves when you count his freckles cause it means you’re admiring him and looking at him. squint and get real close to his face and the boy will be a blushing mess

⋆ sits next to you in your cabin while you sleep because he just wants to be in your presence and doesn’t really care.

⋆you might be a perfectly coherent and he would still be putting his hand on the small of your back while you walk or covering table corners so you don’t hit your head. he is not letting any accidents happen on his watch.

⋆ loves kissing your hand.

⋆ if you sleep for a really long time, he’ll put water and snacks on your bedside so you can easily get them when you wake up.

⋆ asks you about every single one of his dreams, even if it’s the most straight forward dream ever.

⋆ if you guys aren’t dating yet, he’ll use the dream thing to flirt. he’ll lie and make up dreams about you just to see if you would flirt back.

⋆ loves to fall asleep using your chest as a pillow. he’s a tits guy, argue with a wall.

⋆ likes when you hum him to sleep, mommy issues so he’ll adore it.

⋆ always carrying you. you don’t even have to fall asleep somewhere for it to happen (although that applies too). He’ll just pick you up bridal style on the way to your cabin or smth. He’s a strong guy and high key wants to impress you.

⋆ calls you his wife (this applies to every cabin. if you are dating, you’re his wife.)

⋆ loves your hair. twirling around his finger while you sleep or talk or really anything. he’ll just stick his face in the hair at the base of your neck to really smell you. even worse if it’s bed head, he would love to straighten it out for you. he can also braid, cause i said so, and if he can’t, he would love for you to teach him.

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Immortal dimensional traveler x their lover who finds them in every reality

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I tried to explain supply and demand to a trump supporter in my class…suffice to say she could not understand it.

If there is very little supply, while there is high demand, the product will cost more because there’s 1) less of it and 2) people are willing to pay more for it. That’s why collecting is so expensive, there being less ups the worth and more people will buy for more money.

And I was just trying to explain that since they are less farmers, and since there are less hands Woking the farm, grocery prices are in turn going to go up. She still did not understand.

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Since when was showing evidence of your opinion being disrespectful

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Me staring at the might be satire might not be post with 0 comments or reblogs so now i just have to sit there wondering if I should like it or not cuz i cant tell.

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Friendly reminder that it's your barbie dream house and you can play dolls however you want.

Also no one is secretly watching you through teeny tiny hidden cameras, they don't make cameras that small. Don't be ashamed to like things :D

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The entity of my waist down hurts like hell. This is your reminder to wear the right shoes when doing band or any type of exercising/sport

(unless your in swimming bc idk why in the fuck you'd be wearing shoes)

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I fear this is me

DIck: Do you have a self care routine?

Tim: I just say “keep going bitch” to myself in different accents

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here are the designs for the spring collection: Cupid’s Arrow 🤍

there’s more pieces I haven’t digitalized yet!

This collection includes Cupid, and her sister Heartbreaker ✨

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Yipee!!

You have been visited by the twocumber. May you receive twofold luck in the coming days

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Fun language fact, different areas of the U.S. have different dialects. Large cities are WAYYY different from each other. Thats why in south you here people say 'ya'll' and why people in boston pronounce their vowels differently

Its why we have the valley girl/jersey accent.

Also abt the 'us has no culture bs'. We do, actually.

Our culture is the nail tech that a girl goes to every 2 weeks, and now she's a family friend. She's the godmother of a beautiful baby girl

Our culture is the huge ass family reunions that take up and entire block for a gma's 99th birthday in Socal.

It's the little garden at a run-down school that's barely hanging on but has a keeper with a heart of gold.

It's the hispanic grandfather who seems to know everyone at any restaurant that he goes to.

It's china town and the little shops that line the streets. The colorful scarves hanging for display, the plants, and sometimes turtles you can buy.

Our culture is the neighborhood events like trunk or treating

Our culture is MUSICAL THEATRE. Ya'll quite literally wouldn't have hamilton or six or heathers without Broadway.

Its in the midwestern mothers macncheese casserole thats been passed down for generations.

It's that one girls sour-dough starte that's been around since Manifest Destiny'

Our culture is a beautiful mosiac of anyone who has ever set foot in the U.S., everyone who decided that they wanted to come and find a better life here. And to deny it, such is horrible.

U.S. culture is found in every nook and cranny if you bother to look. But fuck all americans i guess.

(And also, when u say americans, you're talking about the Americas. So that also includes all the way from canada to argentina. )

San Diego Miku.

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Young ford looks like the detective from carmen sandiago

Fordsy redraws ;)

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Oh potato of luck, bless me and ty

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OKAY TUMBLR. IT'S TIME TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL

Reblog this if you pronounce “.gif” as “JIF.”

NOT GIF,

JIF.

And here is the link for the opposite.

WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS.