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Fairy Godmother Tutorial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyRWnbNTW9g

2 weeks until Halloween!! This makeup is my Halloween costume for this year! Of course it’s just full of glitter, so surprise there.

I used Lit Cosmetics, MAKE UP FOR EVER, BH Cosmetics, Kat Von D Beauty & NYX Professional Makeup

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What the Factorum Malleus actually does to gods is spin them right round baby right round like a record baby right round, round round

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ice feast is literally so perfect for this season

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"You deserve it. Demand a pony."

-Taliesin

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GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

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2 points of exhaustion is so much

the world's most exhausted halfling watching a member of his traumatized, exhausted party sneak off in the middle of the night

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I just see Orym as a dad doing the same thing one day

Orym following a Fearne from a distance bc he's worried about her wellbeing but also "doesn't want to interrupt her thing". .....Orym trailing a little cockatiel in the dead of night bc he's concerned! but also he doesn't want to interrupt, you know. *camera cuts to a little flouncing bird*

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Please be Nana Mori… Please be Nana Mori… PLEASE BE NANA MORI

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Not to “um actually” but Um, Actually the Bad Kids didn’t have any chaperones for their Spring Break quest they had hirelings.

Sandra Lynn, Cathilda, Tracker, Ragh, and to a lesser extent, Gilear, were all technically working for the Bad Kids.

The Bad “in charge of 3 legal & 2 near-adults” Kids vs The Rat “need a chaperone because they aren’t good enough” Grinders had wildly different Spring Break quests

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a bottom-tier autistic experience is being told throughout your entire childhood that you are just an overthinker when it comes to social situations and later finding out that your friends did, in fact, hate being around you and tried to communicate that through weird little hints

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"oh, but you said you had a crush on someone-" no. that was me gaslighting myself into thinking i had a crush on someone because of how sexually centered society is.

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Well let me just add that to the list of things I completely misunderstood…

When I was younger and researching the autism diagnosis criteria and symptoms, I thought “oh I couldn’t POSSIBLY be autistic.” Because when I read “takes everything literally” I thought it literally meant EVERYTHING and I was like “I don’t take EVERYTHING literally, just most things!” And I just realized the other day that it didn’t actually mean EVERYTHING and that was an overstatement.

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No I will not stop calling Olive Garden’s tridents tridents. Forks have four tines and I refuse to concede. 

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The Bad Kids are the same level as Bells Hells. Put Otohan Thull in a cage match with Applebees I wanna see what happens

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I am sorry for tagging two different fandoms but I just need to share my outrage with people who will understand. My new coworker said that she hates the name Percy and has never heard of a person real or as a character with that name. I was literally wearing a Camp Half-Blood shirt and Critical Roll hat.

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Why is it that now that I read it as a quote all l can picture is a massive High School Musical parody musical and and dance number

“Better get’cha head in the game, bossy genasi.”