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Idk there's just something about Bruce saying this that's so funny.

"Dick Grayson. Alfred once described him as my greatest success. Because Alfred was always too generous. I had to remind him that he was ours. The boy we raised together."

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as a canadian, i need a "x is y's long-distance partner from CANADA but no one believes them" set in canada with the stranger partner from the STATES lmao

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Summary: Every decade, three teenagers are dragged from the future and placed in their younger bodies to give predictions that will set the tone for the next ten years on Berk. But how are three dragon riders supposed to give prophecy to a village full of dragon-hating vikings? (Time travel AU)

Author: @captainkirkk

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Round 2, Match 51: The Bat vs. The Cat

Submitted kids:

Bruce Wayne: Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Tim Drake, Damian and Athanasia al Ghul, Cassandra Cain, Jarro, Stephanie Brown, Barbara Gordon, Terry and Matthew McGinnis, Helena Wayne, Harper and Cullen Row, Duke Thomas (Mod note: I’m told people are gonna fight in my notes over this. Be civil about it, but I do have my popcorn. Don’t disappoint me.)

Thomas O’Malley: Berlioz, Marie and Toulouse

Propaganda under the cut!

Bruce Wayne:

1. “I have a strong feeling Batman has already been submitted before and for good reason. That man sees an unattended child and is like "is anyone gonna adopt that?" and not wait for an answer”

2. “He has so many kids I only included the ones that I probably missed a few. There's a running gag that if he met a child crime fighter he would just adopt them on the spot. He's such a serial adopter that DC made a whole webcomic about it called Wayne family adventures. At one point he missed his daughter's ballet recital so he rented out the area so she could still show him how well she did”

3. “Dude blinks and like 10 children appear, orphaned, at his doorstep. Fixes his trauma about his dead parents by being an alive parent. Over and over and over again. I mentioned a few of his kids from different timelines and universes but thats just like. 3 of the most well known ones its doesn't come close to covering the hundreds of different Batgirls and Robins hes taken under his wings throughout the multiverse. In the beginning the adoptions were spaced every 24 weeks. Then 12 then 6 then every 2 weeks. The last one was in a week. In 4 days we could be seeing an adoption every 8 hours, until theyre coming every 4 minutes. We should witness a double adoption in seven days.”

4. “Genuinely could not tell you if I got them all. I feel like I'm missing six.”

(Mod note: Full propaganda list coming soon!)

Thomas O’Malley:

“That cat was immediately all about the family of the lady cat he fell for. Well, he was slightly put off at first but he adapted quickly and was all about keeping them safe.

He was Disneys first canonical stepfather!”

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What Hamas did was wrong but Palestinians are still oppressed and there is fucking nothing that justifies murdering civilians to try to get to a relative handful of terrorists.

“palestinians are still oppressed” by who? their own leadership they voted for?

also no civilians would have to die if a. hamas didnt EMBED THEMSELVES IN CIVILIAN AREAS. shifa hospital was a fucking HEADQUARTERS.

b. they actually listened to warnings and hamas let them leave. israel has made millions of PERSONAL CALLS to gazans, dropped leaflets, used window knocker technology to let them know when bombs would be dropped. no other country would do this for a SEPARATE TERRITORY they are at war with.

separate territory. with its own passport:

see how that doesnt say israel? israel hasnt had a single soldier in gaza since 2005 and the west bank, aka judea/samaria, is an agreed ipon shared territory per the oslo accords and most of the land the palestinians occupy holds JEWISH HISTORICAL SITES.

also honey, civilians participated in oct 7. civilians helped start this war. civilians are also keeping our hostages.

let’s use a fave little source of pro palestinians:

https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/poll-shows-palestinians-back-oct-7-attack-israel-support-hamas-rises-2023-12-14/

and arent teachers and unrwa workers civilians? lmao

https://www.wsj.com/world/middle-east/at-least-12-u-n-agency-employees-involved-in-oct-7-attacks-intelligence-reports-say-a7de8f36

here are your precious civilians who matter more than all other civilians:

“all israeli sources are lies” well lmao a palestinian saiddd

guess who held her and other hostages like the ones just released? CIVILIANS.

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“they helped start a war by breaking a border down and raping and slaughtering their way through CIVILIAN POPULATIONS but how dare you not lay your weapons down and die.”

fuck you. you know what would be proportional? if israel raped and murdered their way through rafah and khan younis. but no, we precision bombed terrorist areas. and instead of having military bases, hamas keeps their weapons, builds their tunnels, and holds hostages not held by civilians in mosques, schools, and every single fucking hospital.

there’s a reason you think israeli sources are lies, but here’s one with actual video proof of what is found in gaza mosques. there’s also a reason other sources arent reporting the same thing. connect the fuckint dots.

https://www.timesofisrael.com/liveblog_entry/idf-says-it-located-hamas-rocket-making-lab-weapons-and-tunnel-entrance-inside-gaza-city-mosque/#:~:text=November%2020%2C%202023-,IDF%20says%20it%20found%20Hamas%20rocket%2Dmaking%20lab%2C%20weapons%20and,entrance%20inside%20Gaza%20City%20mosque&text=IDF%20troops%20of%20the%20188th,Zeitoun%20neighborhood%2C%20the%20military%20says.

oh here’s reuters again:

https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/israel-raids-gazas-al-shifa-hospital-2023-11-15/

you know what you’re saying with comments like yours? that we should just lay down our weapons and die. we never will. we are facing the new nazis and you are deluded.

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i know i’m cute but you can remind me

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i know i’m cute but you can remind me

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"do not go gentle" . . . i turned into a fan poem about consensual cannibalism 😂 great poem tho

disturbing. love that for you

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*siiighhhh*

Pspspsps psych fandom! Are yall still out there, cause I need motivation for this fic that has been poking me in my brain for the past week+

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Remember to celebrate the anniversary of The Horror and the Wild today!! You won't get that opportunity for the next four years!!

And who knows where we all will be at this horrendously distant day then...

(I hope the future will be good to us, I beg of him- ok I'm sorry)

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Remember to celebrate the anniversary of The Horror and the Wild today!! You won't get that opportunity for the next four years!!

And who knows where we all will be at this horrendously distant day then...

(I hope the future will be good to us, I beg of him- ok I'm sorry)

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YOU KNOW, IT'S LEAPDAY😏😏😏😏😏

You know what that means 😏

Happy 4th birthday to the most magical album ever created!!!

🎂🍾🍷🎂🥂🥃❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

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Summary: Once upon a time, there was a disgraced lord who stumbled into a cursed castle, and in order to save his own life, swore to send his youngest daughter in his place... In which Lambert is a Beast, Aiden is a cat, and the most helpful person Milena has met so far in this strange castle is a rosebush ghost who can only speak to her in dreams.

Author: @inexplicifics

Note from submitter: I absolutely adore beauty and the beast AUs and this one is a great take. The grumpy beast and his best-cat-friend

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what is it about violins in music that makes me go crazy i love them

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How to draw: Not white characters

How to draw a Black person

How to colour Black people skin tones

How to draw dreadlocks

How to draw African hair

How to draw curly hair

How to draw braids

How to draw braids part 2

How to draw cornrows

How to draw Bantu knots

How to draw two strand twists

How to draw an Asian person

How to colour darker skin tones with alcohol markers

How to draw hijabs/traditional Muslim hair coverings

How to draw a hijabi girl

All links and art provided by @ itsajart on TikTok

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