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“You’re a nerd” I say as I look at you with heart eyes while you info dump to me

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fanfic titles be like “we have not touched the stars (nor are we forgiven)” and then you look at the tags & the first one is “anal fisting”

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Wdym death. He’s still very much alive

They killed my dad tournament - Round 3 - Poll 6

Vote in the other polls here

Cause of death - spoiler warning

Vesemir: in battle

Bobby Nash: Freakig. Ebola 5.0

Virus

Sacrificing himself to save his team (kids) by locking him myself in a room with a deadly virus

Also fun fact Peter Krause (Bobby's actor) apparently took one for the team literally because the writers were apparently looking for a way to kill off a main character because, y'know it's an emergency rescue show and people get hurt/die in the job every day and it was kinda surprising no main character had died yet 8 seasons in, and so Peter Krause offered you let them kill Bobby. He gave a really heartfelt message about leaving behind his kids at the 118 and gave a shout-out to all the actors by name.

Stupid sickness

They poison him with a virus

hemorrhagic fever :(

a virus he contracted during a lab fire investigation :[

A deadly virus

Ebola 2 (CCHF but yeah basically Ebola But Worse I Guess)

nonsense deadly virus that he realistically shouldn't have been infected with

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NONONONONO YOU GUYS DONT GET IT THE GODS ARE AMERICANIZED!!! ZEUS IS A PARANOID TYRANT BECAUSE THATS HOW AMERICANS THINK OF KINGS!!! POSEIDON IS MELLOW RATHER THAN TEMPERMENTAL BECAUSE THE ANCIENT GREEKS DIDNT KNOW HOW TO TRAVERSE THE MEDITTERANEAN AND THE SEA WAS VERY DEADLY TO THEM BUT AMERICANS VIEW THE SEA AS A VACATION!!! ARES IS VULGAR AND CRUEL AND A BULLY BECAUSE THATS HOW (most) AMERICANS VIEW WAR - AS A LAST RESORT BECAUSE WAR IS RUTHLESS!!!! DEMETER IS AN OVERBEARING MOTHER IN LAW BECAUSE AMERICAN WOMEN HAVE MORE RIGHTS THAN ANCIENT GREEK WOMEN AND NOW HAVE THE ABILITY TO CHOOSE WHO THEY MARRY SO IN THIS VERSION OF THEIR STORY PERSEPHONE MADE THE CHOICE TO WALK INTO THE UNDERWORLD AND BECOME A QUEEN AND STEP INTO HER OWN POWER BUT HER MOTHER CANT LET HER DAUGHTER GROW UP AND TRIES TO HOLD ON TOO TIGHT - THEIR STORY IS STILL THE PAIN THAT A LOT OF MOTHERS AND DAUGHTERS EXPERIENCE JUST DIFFERENT TO ANCIENT MOTHERS AND DAUGHTERS!!!! THEY'RE MODERN!!!!! THEY'RE AMERICANIZED!!!! PLEASE NO LISTEN TO ME THEY REFLECT THE CULTURE AND THE TIMES LISTEN TO-

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when the shared brain cell is stuck buffering

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Bobby, Hen and Chim when Buck, who famously haunted his girlfriend's apartment for months after she left to travel the world, tells them he's going to move into Eddie's house now he's leaving for Texas:

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“i never see you at the club” ok well i never see you on ao3 at 2am reading about the same two bitches falling in love for the 1000th time in the 500th way

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Ok so you remember that time Eddie got shot and asked Buck if HE was okay because he noticed the blood on his shirt?

Yeah…I do too.

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I’ve been reading The cadence of part time poets from @motswolo lately and i think it’s my favorite fic so far!!

here some fanarts of those lovely boys 🌼

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I don’t know how we created rosekiller from a guy mentioned once and David Tennant but I’m not complaining

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*cough* President snow is a pussy *cough* WHO SAID THAT?!

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Pretty much how I would describe myself tbh

reblog if you're gay, not gay, slightly gay, or if you just want to launch donald trump into a dying star

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This is beautiful

Lister, bleeding out and dying in the ditch: this is gonna ruin the tour

Angel: what tour???

Lister, starting to cry: the world tour

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Sorry you got stabbed sweetie

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY SWEET ANGEL BABY BEAN LISTER BIRD!!! YOU DESERVED BETTER, SO SORRY U GOT STABBED. THAT PROBABLY SUCKED. LOVE YOUUU BABE 🫶🫶🫶

( let’s pretend this was posted on his birthday because I definitely didn’t have NO FUCKING SUGNAL ALL DAY and then collapsed on my bed for 14 hours when I got home… definitely didn’t)

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UPDATE: I was sick and bored and on ao3 and found fanfics, good cute little oneshots and then I had to remind myself THAT IM NOT IN THE FUCKING FANDOM. I have not watched a single show or read a single comic.

At this point I might as well give up and try joining the fandom but I don’t know where to start, also it’s three am

Y’all. My fyp is manipulating me. Like tell me why the actual FUCK my fyp of tumblr posts about Batman and his family being read out while someone plays minecraft. As someone who has never even showed THE SLIGHTEST amount of interest in the DC or Marvel universes it’s confusing. This is slowly evolving into ships like Batman x superman and Damian x Jon and I’m just sitting here like “WHO THE FUCK IS DAMIAN?” And then I find out that Robin IS MORE THAN ONE PERSON?! Dawg the most I know about robin is from that damn version of jingle bells.

But eventually it all starts to click, I learn some lore and stuff and now, somehow WITHOUT WATCHING/READING ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE DC UNIVERSE, I could name THE ENTIRE “BATFAM” AND THEIR CHARACTER TRAITS AND SHIPS AND FUCKING HEADCANONS.

The worst bit is that all the ships are so shippable because superbat and Damijon are literally just fucking grumpy sunshine and the grumpy sunshine ship is addictive. So now I HAVE A FUCKING PINTREST BOARD DEDICATED TO THE JUSTICE LEAUGE OR SOMETHING. WHAT THE FUCK IS THE JUSTICE LEAUGE?!!

How am I hyperfixating on a ship in a fandom that I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT.

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nothing beats the ship dynamic of “hissy black cat and his loyal golden retriever bf”

I eat that shit up every. single. time.