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An Au where Talia tries to drop Damian off as a baby but get the address wrong and now Janet Drake is looking down at a small child in her doorstep and well who is she to deny the child distribution system

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Ok I need an au of Tim Drake being Natalie from Next to normal but in the way that he IS her. He was born as Gabe’s replacement and he went to the streets of Gotham to escape his house which is haunted by a ghost of the past.

Only to end up as Robin. Being shadowed by Jason’s ghost the same way he lived being shadowed by Gabe’s ghost.

He is destined to keep repeating the story, always being a replacement for someone else, never being truly seen.

So he takes the pills.

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The way that if you don’t know about next to normal before watching it you wouldn’t know gabe’s name until I am the one (reprise) because that’s the ONLY TIME they say his name

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Tim drake wouldn't vape, he's too much of a hard ass

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I don’t know how you Americans work, but it is so funny to me that in every fanfic I read the Batfam seems to end patrol around 1/2 am

Like ???? In my country you don’t get anything started until 1 am AT LEAST. Parties? Start at 1 am until 6 am. The nightlife is in the night! That’s why you imbeciles aren’t catching any crime! You end up your patrol super fucking early!!!!

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“Oh if I were alive when they voted to kill Jason I would’ve voted to save him :(“

“Oh how could someone vote to kill Jaybin he was so cute :((“

Give me the chance to vote to kill one of those mf I would SPEND ALL MY SAVINGS TO SEE EM DEAD I DONT even care who I just need the drama

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Natalie and Gabe from Next to normal

the ghost of my dead brother: it would be my turn on computer... if I wasn't aborted... me: fuck off dude you died in a car crash everyone saw it

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my partner said something that kinda rocked my world

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LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

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I also love random ass Batman crossovers I want you to know that I found you bc I was thinking this exact same thing.

We have to form a club

Batman and Matilda crossover...

I love the idea of batman having crazy corssovers, SO HEAR ME OUT...

Batman adopting matilda instead of miss honey...

especially matilda from the musical made movie

THE INTERACTIONS WITH THE BATKIDS WOULD BE HILARIOUS

Tim: ...

Batman: ... so

Tim: she found me stressed with my COLLEGE ESSAY and finished it in LESS than an HOUR

Batman: and that is a bad thing because?...

Tim: SHE IS AROUND THE SAME AGE AS DAMIAN AND ALL HE DOES ITS MOCK ME

Batman: are you praising her or trying to get Damian in trouble?

I just know that steph and cassie would love her to death

Damian would be happy to have someone to disscus how crazy grown ups could be when they are supposed to protect children (also he would yap a lot about his animals)

Jason would try to teach her self defense (how to use guns) (yes, dick tried to stop him) until she threw a bullet so fast with her telepathy and cause the same effect as a gun. ever since then jason only reminds her of having a bullet or two on her pockets

Dick and Duke will be the happiest of them all because Dick would be like when damian came into their lives and kind of having the batman habit of adopting small children and Duke will be so happy to have someone else with powers to talk to

Oracle will bring her new interesting books to read and they have a favourite cafeteria where they can just read without the caos that is the wayne mansion

AND AT LAST BUT NO LESS IMPORTANT

Alfred is the main victim of matilda yapping about the new book she read and she sits on the kitchen counter while alfred cooks and she would help him clean and cook as long as he keeps hearing her stories

Then in cristmas when everyone is opening their gifts and matilda opens her its a book with beautiful pictures of the stories that matilda told alfred and oracle and at the end of the night they all gather around her just hearing her stories

this post became larger than i intended but if you want me to yap more about this headcannon and how matilda interacts with the other batkids please let me know

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Please tell me they fuck

therapist: cunt dracula is not real and cannot fuck you.

cunt dracula:

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Leslie: wow now understand why Bruce likes this so much having your own child minion is great

Leslie *after dealing with yet another bat-induced medical crisis*: I am getting too old for this bullshit.

Damian: excuse me, Dr. Tompkins. I was hoping to speak with you privately if you had a moment. You see I've recently become interested in entering the medical field and was wondering-

Leslie: why hello there, retirement plan.

Damian: what?

Leslie: Hm? Oh, never you mind. Now come along, child and I will teach you everything I know. With no ulterior motives whatsoever.

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The Epic fandom says shit so controversial to defend their hate for a character; like, WDYM ONE OF THE ARGUMENTS TO HATE EURYLOCHUS IS BC HE DEFIED THE KING’S ORDERS? ARE YOU GUYS FROM THE ANCIENT TIMES TOO? Let’s put it in a more modern escenario so y’all can read how CRAZY you sound.

Let’s say the president is doing something that you think is not for the best interest of the country, will you stay quiet and wait for the consequences of the actions to happen? Or will you tell him that it’s a crazy idea? EURYLOCHUS IS HIS SECOND IN COMMAND!!! His job is to keep the crew’s interests in mind and if he thinks that something it’s not the best course of action is within his obligation to let Ody know so they can think of another way.

You guys just hate Eurylochus for the wind bag and make excuses to make him seem like a worst character when in reality he and Ody are BOTH in the wrong all the time but the difference is that you guys like Ody.

I also hate the fact that you guys compare Eurylochus saying to Ody that they have to leave the men behind with Circe (A powerful witch they COULDNT KILL and Ody would have left that battle a pig if it wasn’t because of Hermes) to Ody willingly sacrificing 6 men to Scylla without letting None of those 6 men know.

Or you guys hating him for killing the cow when he was trying to feed at least 50 men who were hungry out of their minds. Like, what was the other option? Suck it up and stay hungry under the possibility of MAYBE reaching the home they’ve been trying to get to for the past 3 years? How many men would have died of hunger before that?

Eurylochus was the voice of the people and you guys only hate him because you are reading the story from the point of view of a king who only cared about himself.

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Gravity Falls x DC au

Ok but do we all agree that if Gravity Falls and DC were in the same universe Janet Drake would 100% have one of the journals? Like, that woman is an adrenaline junkie and gravity falls and their mysteries would be her sauce.

And when she dies, the journal and all the things she gained because it were inherited to Tim, with the warning of never let it get in the wrong hands.

Stan in his room wondering where the hell would the journal be and the journal is ALL THE WAY TO NEW JERSEY

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Cyrus was killed with her crew behind her.

I’m just saying

cleon who’s inadvertently taken up cyrus’s role in the alliance and doesn’t really realize it vs swan and ajax who are acutely aware of it and the danger it puts cleon in.

like cleon’s become just as much of a figurehead and spokesperson for peace as cyrus was but cleon is so caught up in thinking she could never be cyrus that she underestimates her own influence. but ajax and swan are terrified that cleon will get taken out like cyrus was and so they hover and have an unspoken agreement and refuse to let cleon go anywhere without at least two warriors backing her up and cleon doesn’t even understand why they’re being so overprotective.

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Ok hear me out. Y’know the headcanon that Cass is ALWAYS IN HONGKONG? (This is not a Cass post I’m sorry) well imagine if that lead her to found out about the mistreatment and abuse that Chinese trainees suffer in those kpop reality program, so she decides that the best way to get information to take mnet down once and for all is to…infiltrate in one of those programs.

The plan is to infiltrate in the program and win, collecting data about the industry from the inside. But the main issue here was that there weren’t any female show auditioning right now, the only option available was the new season of Boys Planet.

Her first thought was Dick. He was charming and a really good dancer, and while his singing wasn’t the best he could still win because of charisma, his looks, his dancing, and the fame that came from the Wayne name. The one issue was that, by kpop standards, Richard is more close to retirement than to debuting.

That’s how Tim Drake ended up being part of Boys Planet 2025.

He despised it at first. He wasn’t really into boybands and the idea of having to fake his entire personality for MONTHS in front of TV really exhausted him; but, whatever, he couldn’t say no when Cass asked him so nicely.

Tim was a good singer, he knew that, Janet made him take singing lessons as a kid and he actually liked them so he kept going until he started training to be Robin.

But that doesn’t mean he stopped doing it.

He wasn’t MAIN VOCAL level singer, but he could handle himself on his own well enough to be a good Lead vocalist if he wanted it.

He also could rap and improvise really good since he spent really long nights doing rap battles with Young Justice as a teenager.

Dancing was something all the bats knew how to do, since some of their fighting styles implied that they move with the same grace and smoothness that’s needed in dancing, so it was an easy way to start training how to fight if you knew how to MOVE.

He also was part Korean (Janet’s side), so he knew how to speak Korean fluidly.

He also was strikingly pretty, he knew that, he had the delicate face that he knew how to use in his advantage, he was short and lean enough to pass as a Twink, but he had the arms and muscles that made every single 13 year old drool.

He obviously is accepted on sight.

His audition was dancing and singing to Rough by Gfriend.

His on-show audition is with two other boys singing Love Scenario by iKON and he had SO MUCH FUN training with those two boys and presenting the song. (You bet they stayed friend the whole show and he ended up being massively shipped with one of them which created a Xiaorina ending when Tim debuted and his friend didn’t)

The rest of the show is bad, but Tim is so used to much way worse this is like vacation to him, he is actually having a really good time and the trainees are jealous of him for that, but they like him because he is nice and a good team leader, he even helps people of other teams practice on his spare time.

He keeps the investigation, obviously, but it’s kinda in the back of his mind, he discovers how much he loves singing and dancing on stage and is kinda excited to win. He knows he’ll have to come back to Gotham and that taking the spot from someone just to later leave would be so rude, but he can’t help but want to be on stage a little more, to sing and dance and make little programs with his group, it will be like Young Justice all over again but with less deaths and more music!! But he knows this is a mission and he shouldn’t get attached.

He ends up winning, obviously. He gets the first place and is the 3 oldest in a group of nine and he was happy with the group he ended up with (He was kinda sad when his friend Ollie didn’t get to debut tho, he knew how much he wanted it)

He is the Leader, Lead Vocalist and Lead Dancer of the group and is ready to throw hand with Mnet for his little rascals. (“What do you mean Yujin has to stay past 12?!? He’s 13!!! No- He won’t- DONT RAISE YOU VOICE AT ME MY FAMILY CAN BUY YOUR FAMILY THE KID WILL LEAVE WITH THE REST-“)

Cass doesn’t have the heart to tell him that she closed the case while he was still in Boys Planet. But it’s good tho!! The kpop industry can be horrible to some, but for Tim, who is used to the Batman way of training, this is a walk on the park! AND he is making sure those kids are being taken care of, so maybe having an idol brother isn’t that bad.