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I HEADCANON THAT BEFORE KARMOR FUCKED WITH THE BW CANON, ALBUS LET FAITH AND KERANO PUT SMALL BRAIDS IN HIS HAIR AND I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL--
Does Albus bathe? If not, who does his hair?
He gets wet and puts soap on. His hair is all him. Wild and free. Maybe one day he'll change it lol
#he's soft#but only for his girls#DEVLIN IS NOT ALLOWED ANYWHERE NEAR HIS HAIR-#goodboyaudios#gba bastards vs zombies#gba bastard warrior
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๐ฅฎ ~ Poll Winners! ~ ๐ฅฎ
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1st Place - Moriarty the Patriot
2nd Place - Castlevania
3rd Place - Lego Monkie Kid
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Authorโs Note - To the person who requested the Moriarty the Patriot fic, itโs already in the works and I might post it sometime around next week! And for the rest of yaโll requests are still welcome!
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So where is your writing?
Itโs all here on tumblr! You can use the Grand Masterlist Iโv pinned on this blog to make navigating easier for you ๐
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Where is are writing and are you on ao3?
Sorry, Iโm only on tumblr๐
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๐ฅฎ ~ Iโm Back..! ~ ๐ฅฎ
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I know itโs been a hot minute since Iโve posted, and Iโm sorry for leaving for a while, but itโs not without good reason, I swear! School has been kicking my ass recently and Iโm struggling to stay on top it all so I might continue this hiatus for a while. I do have some things in the works in my drafts , so I can always post a few things every now and then for all of you. But! I also want to hear from you and see what you guys want me to write, so my ask box is open! And so is this poll๐. Iโll prioritize writing the top three voted fandoms, so choose wisely!
If you want something specific, you can always comment on this or just ask me directly using my ask box or dm too! Now if youโll excuse me, Iโll see you then!
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#bungo stray dogs#moriarty the patriot#the case study of vanitas#seraph of the end#blood blockade battlefront#trigun stampede#lego monkie kid#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#castlevania#fate grand order#gba bastards vs zombies#gba bastard warrior#polls#headcanon#oneshot#fanfiction#fanfic#these are too many options
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From bsky but this is relevant always and forever
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My boy harmless thoโ
@thebellhop, @iincogneeto, @lorepossum, @jinx-you-lose
Youโre stuck in a room with the last character in your gallery. How safe are you?
Thanks for tagging me @artsy-girl-76 @schnarfer @oonajaeadira @jeewrites (Iโm so sorry if I missed anyone!)
Does this guy count?
YOU GUYS. It told me the gif was โtoo bigโโฆ. Iโm not safe AT ALL ๐
Tagging @burntheedges @grogusmum @perfectly-imperfect-me23 @ishabull @davnittbraes
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๐ฅฎ ~ The BVZ Boys and Whoโs Most Likely to Get Possessed by Kravitas ~ ๐ฅฎ
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MANAGERโS NOTE : Soโฆ Guess who finally, but temporarily, curbed their procrastination so that she could write this down? ๐
MANAGERโS EDIT : Holy crud, Iโve left this to rot in my drafts since October 12 or somethingโฆ
I decided to make this after asking Mr. GBA if Kravitas could possess any of the boys, but since he โ Kravitas โ only could if they believed it to be so, then this is more of a โwhoโs the most gullible in the groupโ
DISCLAIMER : Everything from here is just my opinion and not to be taken as canon, so take this with a grain of salt!
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5.) Albus - Immediately instigates a fight
๐ก๏ธ ~ Oh hell no, he ainโt falling for this shit twice.
๐ก๏ธ ~ *Screams in Albus York Battle Cry*
๐ก๏ธ ~ Heโll immediately rush forth and kinda just let his sword do the talking ahem with a side of trash talk as well .
๐ก๏ธ ~ Honestly, after the little fiasco with Devlin and Faith, he sure as hell wonโt let Kravitas get in so much as a few phrases out.
๐ก๏ธ ~ Then again, after everything heโs done, Iโm pretty sure Albus wouldnโt even hesitate and just go for the kill before he can do any lasting damage to the others.
๐ก๏ธ ~ Heโs worried about them falling for his tactics, sure, but he trusts them all enough to at least be skeptical.
๐ก๏ธ ~ And by everyone, he means he trusts Attila to look out for Mahatma.
๐ก๏ธ ~ All in all, heโs seen what Kravitas can do, and he sure as hell wonโt let him get in his head again
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4.) Attila - Not even buying it
๐ ~ I mean really, did you honestly think he was going to be that gullible? Mahatma, maybe. But Attila? Oh boyโฆ
๐ ~ โWhat theโ why the fuck would I buy into your piss poor, shitty, half assedโ [redacted for profane speech]โ
๐ ~ You get the pointโฆ
๐ ~ Honestly, with Attilaโs level of insults, Kravitas would either a.) get bored and leave, or b.) get a kick from his unusual insults. Either way, Attilaโll live
๐ ~ The only scenario in which I do see him getting possessed is if he allows Kravitas out of his own volition
๐ ~ Whether out of curiosity โ letโs face it, under the right circumstances he would โ or for Mahatmaโs greater good
๐ ~ Other than that, Kravitas is better off finding a different host to fuck with
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3.) Hipswitch - Doesnโt stick around to find out
๐ฆพ ~ My guy is following โAlbus Rulesโ if he โ unfortunately โ ever deals with Kravitas in the near future
๐ฆพ ~ Rule No. 1 being โdonโt fuck with him unless he fucks with youโ
๐ฆพ ~ Depending on the situation, I see Hipswitch doing one out of two things. One being he encounters Kravitas alone, in which heโd strike up some conversation, see where it heads, watch out for some red flags and try to excuse himself from the interaction and promptly leaving before shit hits the fan
๐ฆพ ~ But seeing how Kravitas is an annoying little fuck, itโd take more than words to convince him to let our dear Obscuran leave.
๐ฆพ ~ When push comes to shove, he will use violence, but not excessively.
๐ฆพ ~ This man has seen what Albus is capable of, he isnโt risking his safety or the others around him just to get past Kravitas
๐ฆพ ~ The second โ and more likely โ scenario being that Hipswitch encounters him with Albus, in which thereโd be some explaining to do on Mister Yorkโs side of things.
๐ฆพ ~ But when โ yes, not if, when โ Albus gets pissed off and Hipswitch sees their banter isnโt so โdonโt come near me, Iโll fuck you upโ and more โalright, Iโll fuck you upโ, heโll let the bullets fly.
๐ฆพ ~ In conclusion, Hipswitch wouldnโt stick around and find out what kind of fucked up powers that he can use against him
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2.) Karmor - Didnโt even know he couldnโt posses him
๐ ~ He didnโt even know he couldnโt do that like whatโ
๐ ~ Maybe he should ask Albus to debunk some facts next timeโฆ
๐ ~ โMaybe a little warning next time, Albus?โ heโd sign annoyingly, sending a glare the demonโs way
๐ ~ Meanwhile, Albus: (๏ฝฅ_๏ฝฅ;
๐ ~ But then again, after seeing what Albus can do, and seeing Kravitas looks more demonic, he too, would not like to find out the extent of his powers.
๐ ~ In summary, heโs still uneasy about having to encounter Kravitas without knowing every card in his deck. But knowing Albus, he trusts him enough to tell him when the time is right.
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1.) Mahatma - Poor baby immediately falls for it
๐ ~ Honestly, there isnโt much to say for Mahatmaโฆ
๐ ~ Poor baby would immediately get possessed if not for Attila
๐ ~ โB-But, we canโt just go, heโll posses us!โ โYouโ if he can possess us, donโt you think he wouldโve done so, you idiot!?โ
๐ ~ Yep, thatโs pretty much how itโd go down for me
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#good boy audios#goodboyaudios#gba bvz#gba bastards vs zombies#gba albus#gba hipswitch#gba mahatma#gba attila#gba karmor#headcanon#asmr roleplay#asmr video#asmr
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the slow burn is canon guysโฆ๐
Is Hipswitch like aware of Karmors hints? Or is he oblivious
Hipswitch is even Oblivious to the own hints he's giving lol
#good boy audios#goodboyaudios#gba bastards vs zombies#gba bvz#gba hipswitch#gba karmor#asmr roleplay#i will die on a hill defending these two bbys
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if donations continue as they are we need several months to reach the remaining goal of less than 9.5kโฌ ๐ชซ๐ต๐ธ
I hope that all Palestine supporters will help me reach the goal as soon as possible๐
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๐ฅฎ ~ Thoughts on Moussaka ~ ๐ฅฎ
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In the song โGod Gamesโ in the Wisdom Saga, Athena tells Ares:
โHold your tongue now, his sonโs my friend!โ
Meanwhile, in the song โMy Goodbyeโ in the Cyclops Saga, Athena tells Odysseus:
โYouโre not looking for a mentor, Iโm not looking for a friend. I mistook you for a general! What a waste of effort spent.โ
And finally, in the song โLegendaryโ in the Wisdom Saga, Telemachus says:
โSomebody tell meโฆ Come and give me a signโฆ If I fight this monster, is it you Iโll findโฆ?โ
What does this all mean? Well, in the last song above, Telemachus was essentially talking to himself, or pretty much just speaking as if Odysseus was there. However, during โLittle Wolfโ, Athena just poofs into the material plane during Telemachusโ fight with Antinous. Considering that most gods donโt give a damn about mortals unless itโs to make a baby, to fuck with them for entertainment, or because they favor them, Athena had no business being in the palace. That is if she truly was fed up with Odysseus. The only explanation that I can think of as to why she was there, would be because she felt that without her guidance, Odysseus didnโt make it home. She was guilty. So much so to the point that sheโd periodically check up on his family from time to time.
Cut to the events in the song โWeโll Be Fineโ, Athena explains why she was helping him, to which Telemachus responds:
โIโve never felt strong before! Youโre my friend, I couldnโt ask for moreโฆ!โ
To this, all Athena had to say was that Telemachus was โa good kidโ, a stark contrast to how she responded to Odysseus during the song โWarrior of the Mindโ in the Troy Saga:
O: โGoddess and Man, bestest of friendsโ!โ
A: โWeโll see where it endsโ
If we take every event from the point that the two โ Athena and Odysseus โ separated, Athena mustโve felt that if she didnโt abandon him over their mentorship/friendship and how they did things, then maybe Odysseus would have seen his son grow up. Which is why she so readily and verbally calls Telemachus her friend. She thinks that in doing so, she might prevent a rift in their bond down the line. Which makes sense, considering the whole reason why Odysseus and Athena went their separate ways in the first place was because she hesitated to admit that their bond had transcended that of a teacher and student.
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๐ฅฎ ~ Moussaka Menu ~ ๐ฅฎ ๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง ๐ฅฎ ~ Oneshots ~ ๐ฅฎ ~ Serving Soonโฆ! ๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง ๐ฅฎ ~ Imagines ~ ๐ฅฎ ~ Serving Soonโฆ! ๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง ๐ฅฎ ~ Headcanons ~ ๐ฅฎ ~ Serving Soonโฆ! ๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง ๐ฅฎ ~ Others ~ ๐ฅฎ ~ ๐ก ~ EPIC the Musical: A Rant ~ ๐ก ~ Thoughts on Moussaka [ 1] ๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง Back to Grand Menu
#epic the musical#epic the troy saga#epic the cyclops saga#epic the ocean saga#epic the circe saga#epic the underworld saga#epic the thunder saga#epic the wisdom saga#oneshot#imagine#headcanon#reqs open
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๐ฅฎ ~ Dark Chocolate Pie Menu ~ ๐ฅฎ
๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง ๐ฅฎ ~ Oneshots ~ ๐ฅฎ ~ Serving Soonโฆ! ๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง ๐ฅฎ ~ Imagines ~ ๐ฅฎ ~ ๐จ ~ Just a Regular Tuesdayโฆ (BVZ OC) ๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง ๐ฅฎ ~ Headcanons ~ ๐ฅฎ ~ ๐ก๐จ ~ The BVZ Boys and Whoโs Most Likely to Get Possessed by Kravitas ๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง ๐ฅฎ ~ Others ~ ๐ฅฎ ~ ๐ก๐จ ~ Meanwhile, during their downtimeโฆ[1], [2]
~ ๐ก ~ Meet Yumeโฆ! (BVZ OC) ~ ๐ก ~ Some Memes : [1], [2] ๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง Back to Grand Menu
#good boy audios#goodboyaudios#gba bastards vs zombies#gba bvz#asmr roleplay#asmr#gba hipswitch#gba albus#gba mahatma#gba attila#gba karmor#oneshot#headcanon#imagine#reqs open
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๐ฅฎ ~ Meanwhile, during their downtimeโฆ(2) ~ ๐ฅฎ
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Karmor (signing): I dare youโ Hipswitch: Albus is not allowed to take dares anymoreโฆ Karmor (signing): Why not? Albus: โI have no regard for my own or othersโ personal safetyโ, as some would say. โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ Albus: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE! *aggressively throws water bottles* Devlin: Uhโฆ Faithful: Heโs trying to yell mental health and well being into us. Albus: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU! Devlin: *cries* Itโs workingโฆ โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ Hipswitch: Youโre very mature for your age. Albus: Thank you, itโs the trauma. โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ Mahatma: We shouldnโt have come. I knew it. We shouldnโt have come! Hipswitch: We had to. Thereโs safety in numbers. Albus: Well, thereโs also death in numbers, Switchyโ itโs called a massacre. โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ Hipswitch: Well, itโs time to move on to Plan 2. Karmor (signing): Plan B, you mean? Hipswitch: That would insinuate I only have only twenty six plans. โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ Albus: I canโt deal with my emotions so Iโm going to cut out this guyโs eye. Devlin: Wha- What?! Whereโs your impulse control!? Albus: BLEEDING TO DEATH ON A TABLE!! โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ Albus: Isnโt it weird that people kill mosquitoes just because theyโre annoying? Albus: Like damn, if people did that to other people, I would have died years ago. โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ Karmor (signing): Whatโs the signal when something goes wrong? Albus: We yell, โoh shitโ. Hipswitch: Hipswitch: Thatโll work. โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ Karmor (signing): Attila, are you ever going to listen to me? Attila: Yes, I will. Karmor (signing): When? Attila: When youโre right. โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ Albus: We have fun, donโt we? Karmor *pale as a sheet and signing shakily*: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life. โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ Ship Captain: Before docking, please make sure all small things are secure. Devlin (to Kerano): Do you feel secure? ๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ๐ง๐ฅฎ
#good boy audios#goodboyaudios#gba bvz#incorrect quotes#asmr roleplay#asmr#Meanwhile during their downtimeโฆ pt.2
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๐ฅฎ ~ Meanwhile, during their downtimeโฆ ~ ๐ฅฎ
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Albus: Who thinks I can fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth? Hipswitch: Youโre a hazard to societyโฆ Attila: And a coward, DO TWENTY โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ Albus: Whatโs up guys? Iโm back! Hipswitch: What the- you canโt be here, youโre dead, I literally saw you die! Albus: Death is a social construct โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ Hipswitch: I think weโre missing somethingโฆ Karmor (signing): Teamwork? Attila: Cohesion? Albus: A general sense of what weโre doing? โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ Hipswitch: Whatโs a word thatโs a mix between โsadโ and โmadโ? Mahatma: Disgruntled, miserable, desolatedโ Albus: smad โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ Albus: Am I in trouble? Devlin: Take a guess Albus: No? Devlin: Take another guess โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ Hipswitch: Iโm not doing too well Mahatma: Whatโs wrong? Hipswitch: I have this headache that comes and goes *Fisher passes by* Hipswitch: There it is again โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ Kravitas: Enough! How dare you mock me in such a manner?! Albus: Well, how would you like me to mock you? I take requests โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ Albus: How do I look? Attila: Like a French harlot Albus: French?! โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ Albus: Hey Switchy Hipswitch: Yes? Albus: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while itโs on? Hipswitch: *dread settling in quickly* Hipswitch: Whereโs my partner? โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ Albus: You love me, right Faithful? Faithful: Normally, Iโd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I donโt like it. โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ Karmor (signing): If we put Albus and Attila in the same room, who would come out crying first? Hipswitch: the room
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