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I HEADCANON THAT BEFORE KARMOR FUCKED WITH THE BW CANON, ALBUS LET FAITH AND KERANO PUT SMALL BRAIDS IN HIS HAIR AND I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL--

Does Albus bathe? If not, who does his hair?

He gets wet and puts soap on. His hair is all him. Wild and free. Maybe one day he'll change it lol

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🥮 ~ Poll Winners! ~ 🥮

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1st Place - Moriarty the Patriot

2nd Place - Castlevania

3rd Place - Lego Monkie Kid

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Author’s Note - To the person who requested the Moriarty the Patriot fic, it’s already in the works and I might post it sometime around next week! And for the rest of ya’ll requests are still welcome!

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So where is your writing?

It’s all here on tumblr! You can use the Grand Masterlist I’v pinned on this blog to make navigating easier for you 😊

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Where is are writing and are you on ao3?

Sorry, I’m only on tumblr😓

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🥮 ~ I’m Back..! ~ 🥮

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I know it’s been a hot minute since I’ve posted, and I’m sorry for leaving for a while, but it’s not without good reason, I swear! School has been kicking my ass recently and I’m struggling to stay on top it all so I might continue this hiatus for a while. I do have some things in the works in my drafts , so I can always post a few things every now and then for all of you. But! I also want to hear from you and see what you guys want me to write, so my ask box is open! And so is this poll🙃. I’ll prioritize writing the top three voted fandoms, so choose wisely!

If you want something specific, you can always comment on this or just ask me directly using my ask box or dm too! Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll see you then!

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From bsky but this is relevant always and forever

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My boy harmless tho—

@thebellhop, @iincogneeto, @lorepossum, @jinx-you-lose

You’re stuck in a room with the last character in your gallery. How safe are you?

Thanks for tagging me @artsy-girl-76 @schnarfer @oonajaeadira @jeewrites (I’m so sorry if I missed anyone!)

Does this guy count?

YOU GUYS. It told me the gif was “too big”…. I’m not safe AT ALL 😅

Tagging @burntheedges @grogusmum @perfectly-imperfect-me23 @ishabull @davnittbraes

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🥮 ~ The BVZ Boys and Who’s Most Likely to Get Possessed by Kravitas ~ 🥮

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MANAGER’S NOTE : So… Guess who finally, but temporarily, curbed their procrastination so that she could write this down? 😅

MANAGER’S EDIT : Holy crud, I’ve left this to rot in my drafts since October 12 or something…

I decided to make this after asking Mr. GBA if Kravitas could possess any of the boys, but since he — Kravitas — only could if they believed it to be so, then this is more of a ‘who’s the most gullible in the group’

DISCLAIMER : Everything from here is just my opinion and not to be taken as canon, so take this with a grain of salt!

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5.) Albus - Immediately instigates a fight

🗡️ ~ Oh hell no, he ain’t falling for this shit twice.

🗡️ ~ *Screams in Albus York Battle Cry*

🗡️ ~ He’ll immediately rush forth and kinda just let his sword do the talking ahem with a side of trash talk as well .

🗡️ ~ Honestly, after the little fiasco with Devlin and Faith, he sure as hell won’t let Kravitas get in so much as a few phrases out.

🗡️ ~ Then again, after everything he’s done, I’m pretty sure Albus wouldn’t even hesitate and just go for the kill before he can do any lasting damage to the others.

🗡️ ~ He’s worried about them falling for his tactics, sure, but he trusts them all enough to at least be skeptical.

🗡️ ~ And by everyone, he means he trusts Attila to look out for Mahatma.

🗡️ ~ All in all, he’s seen what Kravitas can do, and he sure as hell won’t let him get in his head again

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4.) Attila - Not even buying it

💉 ~ I mean really, did you honestly think he was going to be that gullible? Mahatma, maybe. But Attila? Oh boy…

💉 ~ “What the— why the fuck would I buy into your piss poor, shitty, half assed— [redacted for profane speech]”

💉 ~ You get the point…

💉 ~ Honestly, with Attila’s level of insults, Kravitas would either a.) get bored and leave, or b.) get a kick from his unusual insults. Either way, Attila’ll live

💉 ~ The only scenario in which I do see him getting possessed is if he allows Kravitas out of his own volition

💉 ~ Whether out of curiosity — let’s face it, under the right circumstances he would — or for Mahatma’s greater good

💉 ~ Other than that, Kravitas is better off finding a different host to fuck with

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3.) Hipswitch - Doesn’t stick around to find out

🦾 ~ My guy is following ‘Albus Rules’ if he — unfortunately — ever deals with Kravitas in the near future

🦾 ~ Rule No. 1 being ‘don’t fuck with him unless he fucks with you’

🦾 ~ Depending on the situation, I see Hipswitch doing one out of two things. One being he encounters Kravitas alone, in which he’d strike up some conversation, see where it heads, watch out for some red flags and try to excuse himself from the interaction and promptly leaving before shit hits the fan

🦾 ~ But seeing how Kravitas is an annoying little fuck, it’d take more than words to convince him to let our dear Obscuran leave.

🦾 ~ When push comes to shove, he will use violence, but not excessively.

🦾 ~ This man has seen what Albus is capable of, he isn’t risking his safety or the others around him just to get past Kravitas

🦾 ~ The second — and more likely — scenario being that Hipswitch encounters him with Albus, in which there’d be some explaining to do on Mister York’s side of things.

🦾 ~ But when — yes, not if, when — Albus gets pissed off and Hipswitch sees their banter isn’t so ‘don’t come near me, I’ll fuck you up’ and more ‘alright, I’ll fuck you up’, he’ll let the bullets fly.

🦾 ~ In conclusion, Hipswitch wouldn’t stick around and find out what kind of fucked up powers that he can use against him

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2.) Karmor - Didn’t even know he couldn’t posses him

📓 ~ He didn’t even know he couldn’t do that like what—

📓 ~ Maybe he should ask Albus to debunk some facts next time…

📓 ~ “Maybe a little warning next time, Albus?” he’d sign annoyingly, sending a glare the demon’s way

📓 ~ Meanwhile, Albus: (･_･;

📓 ~ But then again, after seeing what Albus can do, and seeing Kravitas looks more demonic, he too, would not like to find out the extent of his powers.

📓 ~ In summary, he’s still uneasy about having to encounter Kravitas without knowing every card in his deck. But knowing Albus, he trusts him enough to tell him when the time is right.

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1.) Mahatma - Poor baby immediately falls for it

📋 ~ Honestly, there isn’t much to say for Mahatma…

📋 ~ Poor baby would immediately get possessed if not for Attila

📋 ~ “B-But, we can’t just go, he’ll posses us!” “You— if he can possess us, don’t you think he would’ve done so, you idiot!?”

📋 ~ Yep, that’s pretty much how it’d go down for me

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the slow burn is canon guys…🎉

Is Hipswitch like aware of Karmors hints? Or is he oblivious

Hipswitch is even Oblivious to the own hints he's giving lol

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My friends 💖🇵🇸

the situation is getting worse in all aspects😭🇵🇸

and donations are going slowly⁉️🇵🇸

if donations continue as they are we need several months to reach the remaining goal of less than 9.5k€ 🪫🇵🇸

I hope that all Palestine supporters will help me reach the goal as soon as possible🙏

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as I do not have the means to help these people, please find it in your hearts to do so for them!

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🥮 ~ Thoughts on Moussaka ~ 🥮

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In the song “God Games” in the Wisdom Saga, Athena tells Ares:

“Hold your tongue now, his son’s my friend!”

Meanwhile, in the song “My Goodbye” in the Cyclops Saga, Athena tells Odysseus:

“You’re not looking for a mentor, I’m not looking for a friend. I mistook you for a general! What a waste of effort spent.”

And finally, in the song “Legendary” in the Wisdom Saga, Telemachus says:

“Somebody tell me… Come and give me a sign… If I fight this monster, is it you I’ll find…?”

What does this all mean? Well, in the last song above, Telemachus was essentially talking to himself, or pretty much just speaking as if Odysseus was there. However, during “Little Wolf”, Athena just poofs into the material plane during Telemachus’ fight with Antinous. Considering that most gods don’t give a damn about mortals unless it’s to make a baby, to fuck with them for entertainment, or because they favor them, Athena had no business being in the palace. That is if she truly was fed up with Odysseus. The only explanation that I can think of as to why she was there, would be because she felt that without her guidance, Odysseus didn’t make it home. She was guilty. So much so to the point that she’d periodically check up on his family from time to time.

Cut to the events in the song “We’ll Be Fine”, Athena explains why she was helping him, to which Telemachus responds:

“I’ve never felt strong before! You’re my friend, I couldn’t ask for more…!”

To this, all Athena had to say was that Telemachus was “a good kid”, a stark contrast to how she responded to Odysseus during the song “Warrior of the Mind” in the Troy Saga:

O: “Goddess and Man, bestest of friends—!”

A: “We’ll see where it ends”

If we take every event from the point that the two — Athena and Odysseus — separated, Athena must’ve felt that if she didn’t abandon him over their mentorship/friendship and how they did things, then maybe Odysseus would have seen his son grow up. Which is why she so readily and verbally calls Telemachus her friend. She thinks that in doing so, she might prevent a rift in their bond down the line. Which makes sense, considering the whole reason why Odysseus and Athena went their separate ways in the first place was because she hesitated to admit that their bond had transcended that of a teacher and student.

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🥮 ~ Moussaka Menu ~ 🥮 🥮🧋🥮🧋🥮🧋🥮🧋🥮🧋🥮🧋🥮🧋🥮🧋🥮🧋🥮🧋 🥮 ~ Oneshots ~ 🥮 ~ Serving Soon…! 🥮🧋🥮🧋🥮🧋🥮🧋🥮🧋🥮🧋🥮🧋🥮🧋🥮🧋🥮🧋 🥮 ~ Imagines ~ 🥮 ~ Serving Soon…! 🥮🧋🥮🧋🥮🧋🥮🧋🥮🧋🥮🧋🥮🧋🥮🧋🥮🧋🥮🧋 🥮 ~ Headcanons ~ 🥮 ~ Serving Soon…! 🥮🧋🥮🧋🥮🧋🥮🧋🥮🧋🥮🧋🥮🧋🥮🧋🥮🧋🥮🧋 🥮 ~ Others ~ 🥮 ~ 🍡 ~ EPIC the Musical: A Rant ~ 🍡 ~ Thoughts on Moussaka [ 1] 🥮🧋🥮🧋🥮🧋🥮🧋🥮🧋🥮🧋🥮🧋🥮🧋🥮🧋🥮🧋 Back to Grand Menu

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🥮 ~ Dark Chocolate Pie Menu ~ 🥮

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~ 🍡 ~ Meet Yume…! (BVZ OC) ~ 🍡 ~ Some Memes : [1], [2] 🥮🧋🥮🧋🥮🧋🥮🧋🥮🧋🥮🧋🥮🧋🥮🧋🥮🧋🥮🧋 Back to Grand Menu

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🥮 ~ Meanwhile, during their downtime…(2) ~ 🥮

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Karmor (signing): I dare you— Hipswitch: Albus is not allowed to take dares anymore… Karmor (signing): Why not? Albus: “I have no regard for my own or others’ personal safety”, as some would say. ———————————————————————————————————————————————————— Albus: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE! *aggressively throws water bottles* Devlin: Uh… Faithful: He’s trying to yell mental health and well being into us. Albus: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU! Devlin: *cries* It’s working… ———————————————————————————————————————————————————— Hipswitch: You’re very mature for your age. Albus: Thank you, it’s the trauma. ———————————————————————————————————————————————————— Mahatma: We shouldn’t have come. I knew it. We shouldn’t have come! Hipswitch: We had to. There’s safety in numbers. Albus: Well, there’s also death in numbers, Switchy— it’s called a massacre. ———————————————————————————————————————————————————— Hipswitch: Well, it’s time to move on to Plan 2. Karmor (signing): Plan B, you mean? Hipswitch: That would insinuate I only have only twenty six plans. ———————————————————————————————————————————————————— Albus: I can’t deal with my emotions so I’m going to cut out this guy’s eye. Devlin: Wha- What?! Where’s your impulse control!? Albus: BLEEDING TO DEATH ON A TABLE!! ———————————————————————————————————————————————————— Albus: Isn’t it weird that people kill mosquitoes just because they’re annoying? Albus: Like damn, if people did that to other people, I would have died years ago. ———————————————————————————————————————————————————— Karmor (signing): What’s the signal when something goes wrong? Albus: We yell, ‘oh shit’. Hipswitch: Hipswitch: That’ll work. ———————————————————————————————————————————————————— Karmor (signing): Attila, are you ever going to listen to me? Attila: Yes, I will. Karmor (signing): When? Attila: When you’re right. ———————————————————————————————————————————————————— Albus: We have fun, don’t we? Karmor *pale as a sheet and signing shakily*: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life. ———————————————————————————————————————————————————— Ship Captain: Before docking, please make sure all small things are secure. Devlin (to Kerano): Do you feel secure? 🥮🧋🥮🧋🥮🧋🥮🧋🥮🧋🥮🧋🥮🧋🥮🧋🥮🧋🥮🧋🥮🧋🥮

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🥮 ~ Meanwhile, during their downtime… ~ 🥮

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Albus: Who thinks I can fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth? Hipswitch: You’re a hazard to society… Attila: And a coward, DO TWENTY ———————————————————————————————————————————————————— Albus: What’s up guys? I’m back! Hipswitch: What the- you can’t be here, you’re dead, I literally saw you die! Albus: Death is a social construct ———————————————————————————————————————————————————— Hipswitch: I think we’re missing something… Karmor (signing): Teamwork? Attila: Cohesion? Albus: A general sense of what we’re doing? ———————————————————————————————————————————————————— Hipswitch: What’s a word that’s a mix between ‘sad’ and ‘mad’? Mahatma: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated— Albus: smad ———————————————————————————————————————————————————— Albus: Am I in trouble? Devlin: Take a guess Albus: No? Devlin: Take another guess ———————————————————————————————————————————————————— Hipswitch: I’m not doing too well Mahatma: What’s wrong? Hipswitch: I have this headache that comes and goes *Fisher passes by* Hipswitch: There it is again ———————————————————————————————————————————————————— Kravitas: Enough! How dare you mock me in such a manner?! Albus: Well, how would you like me to mock you? I take requests ———————————————————————————————————————————————————— Albus: How do I look? Attila: Like a French harlot Albus: French?! ———————————————————————————————————————————————————— Albus: Hey Switchy Hipswitch: Yes? Albus: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on? Hipswitch: *dread settling in quickly* Hipswitch: Where’s my partner? ———————————————————————————————————————————————————— Albus: You love me, right Faithful? Faithful: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it. ———————————————————————————————————————————————————— Karmor (signing): If we put Albus and Attila in the same room, who would come out crying first? Hipswitch: the room

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