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cptnchaos0 · 2 days ago

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cptnchaos0 · 2 days ago

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As much as I love Mettbrötchen, they're obviously inferior to the supreme Mett-Laugenstange. Gibt nix besseres (im Mett-Milieu jedenfalls)

#i am intrigued #note to self: try this

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cptnchaos0 · 6 days ago

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Someone has to analyze the extent at which Germans love to use football fields as a measurement system

#where is the limit #<- prev #the limit of football fields is one (1) Saarland #one Saarland is apparently about 359909 football fields #german stuff

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cptnchaos0 · 21 days ago

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cptnchaos0 · 21 days ago

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I got bored and made some pride art!

#pride month #progress flag #aspecs #aromantic #asexual #agender #aroace #mlm #wlw #bisexual #pansexual #omnsexual #polysexual #transgender #genderfluid #nonbinary #genderqueer

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cptnchaos0 · 21 days ago

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Wenn die Känguru Chroniken in Sachsen spielen würden, dann gäbe es mindestens ein Kapitel in dem sich das Känguru mit Poldi, dem Polizeidino prügelt.

#german stuff #das Känguru

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cptnchaos0 · 29 days ago

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The year is 2056. The 30th doctor is David Tennant. He took over from David Tennant. His companion is played by David Tennant. The villain is David Tennant as David Tennant. The showrunner is David Tennant. You hear a knock on the door. It's David Tennant. He gives you a pocket watch. You open it and remember who you are. You were David Tennant all along.

#Doctor who

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cptnchaos0 · 1 month ago

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