cryptid-tyson

[cryptid-tyson]

When shit is so shitty the shit that wasn't as shitty is suddenly more shitty and you feel like a shitty piece of shit and it's really shitty

[cryptid-tyson]

Would anyone be interested if I started selling Kandi?

I know you can make it yourself and other people already sell amazing creations but I want to be more independent and a small kandi business seems like a good start?

Also I like the sense of satisfaction I get when someone likes what I made >.<

[cryptid-tyson]

Beautiful

Show me the funyun please :D

behold, my son. :P

[cryptid-tyson]

Someone in our system is kinning Deadpool so hard he literally in our brain. Not as a headmate or whatever, he's just there lmao

[cryptid-tyson]

*Paws at you* give me attention

*Paws at you* give me attention

*Paws at you* . . .

*Sad creature noises*

[cryptid-tyson]

Damnit :(

[cryptid-tyson]

Can we all agree that bathroom tap water is significantly tastier than kitchen tap water

[cryptid-tyson]

Dont fuck with me. I have *counts on my fingers* 13 people in my head

[cryptid-tyson]

Genius!! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

My mom is giving me a badge every time I get a good grade in school

You know what else gives badges when you do good?

Pokemon gyms!!

Conclusion? I'm a Pokemon trainer :DD

- 🌍🎶

[cryptid-tyson]

CHAT!! LOOK!! I FOUND A FROG IN MY GARDEN!!

(It's called Johnny for some reason)

I LOVE NATURE!!

[cryptid-tyson]

If you'd be a chemical, you'd be bromine (⁠*⁠˘⁠︶⁠˘⁠*⁠)⁠.⁠｡⁠*⁠♡

I'm no photographer but I can picture you and me together (⁠ʃ⁠ƪ⁠＾⁠3⁠＾⁠）

[cryptid-tyson]

Look at them

Look at them now

Pretty sure this was someone else's idea but I drew this like a year ago, don't come at me (⁠｡⁠•́⁠︿⁠•̀⁠｡⁠)

Looking through some old art rn and I fear I've stumbled into a goldmine ✨

[cryptid-tyson]

Looking through some old art rn and I fear I've stumbled into a goldmine ✨

[cryptid-tyson]

it bugs me how many lesbians have issues with trans women. like, we're supposed to love women. what's next, you gonna start hating short people too? fuck off.

[cryptid-tyson]

Mmm tasty boyfriend

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INTRO!!

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`°★ Henlo!! I'm back on Tumblr again because boyfriend ( @cryptid-tyson ) toldus so. We're here to share our experiences, and and just yap.

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`°★ Collectively we use the names Flynn/Arai/Rev and it/xe/he/they/star pronouns. We have a *ton* more neopronouns but the list is way too long for an intro post. Also, we switch between I/me and we/us pronouns.

`°★ We're disabled. We have ADHD, autism, BPD, ARFID and the body is broken in general. Headaches, dizziness, constant leg pain, that sort of thing. If you have a mobility aid, I envy you.

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`°★ I'm a traditional and digital artist, mask maker, kandi maker, bassist and a huge nerd. The languages we speak change a bit depending who's fronting, but it's mostly Polish and English. Some of us are learning French. We have way too many hyperfixations that change pretty much everyday.

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`°★ The boundaries also depend on the person, but we all are anti radqueer, any type of discrimination, sexual interactions and discourse. I love asks, fan arts, moot requests and etc!!

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`°★ THE BITCHES™ (aka headmate info)

🦝🌌 Maciek/Flynn, it/he/xe/star/they, the host, raccoon, fox, dog kin

🌍🎶 Miku/Mel, any pronouns and neos, co-host, motivator, energy booster, Vocaloid introject, parrot kin

🐈‍⬛🧷 Natasha/Laura, it/she/meow/star, co-host, protector, pretty much always co-con, black cat kin

🐺🏕️ Mar, he/it/they/bark, protector, comforter, caretaker, wolf kin

🏺🏚️ Kiyo, it/rot/bug, academic, danganronpa introject,

🎧🎸 Shin, he/they/bass/punk, trauma holder, amnesia memories introject, hyena and orca kin

🦊🎮 Aki, she/star/fox, little, doesn't speak English, fox hybrid

🗽🎖️ Alex, he/they, academic, Hamilton introject

🏍️⭐ Sirius, any pronouns, trauma holder, harry potter introject, black dog kin

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My Pinterest is @ancientspaceraccoon !! If anyone wants to know more about us, our ocs, they should check it out!

[cryptid-tyson]

Literally me

Me bringing a plushie wherever I go

*♡ﾟ+.ﾟ*+♡.ﾟ*

[cryptid-tyson]

Are you a mushroom? Because you take my breath away <33

Are you garlic bread? Because ur my favourite snack (⁠ ⁠˘⁠ ⁠³⁠˘⁠)♡

-🌊🦈