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Oh mystical Hidan-senpai, I choose 69

Let’s play a game.

Pick a number between one and seventy eight and I will tell you your future.

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Tumblr.. Why do you NOT give me posts about my skrunklies when I devote all my time on social media reposting and liking stuff relating to my skrunklies?

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I am absolutely FERAL for Hidanizm's fanfiction DXXXX

@asherizded understands..

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New Sideshow Bob fanfiction on A03! 18+

Hello! I am working on a mlm 18+ fanfiction with Sideshow Bob and the reader, you! If you're into some depraved stuff and also wanna fuck around with Sideshow Bob, read my A03 fic! It is in a WIP, but the first chapter is published and the second is currently being worked on by yours truely!

I would appreciate it if you would leave kudos and repost to help a fellow writer and artist! <3

A03 fic: Alone With You - Chapter 1 - Curt1z1zd3d - The Simpsons [Archive of Our Own]

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oh my god they are actually gonna sell the baby deidara plush this is the best fucking day of my life

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REBOG

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Isn't is awesome when your partner breaks up with you for one understandable reason (moving to a different state) but also breaks up with you bcz you're a therian and keeps insisting that you're a furry and doesn't even know the difference :// today's been a roller-coaster..

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I almost completely finished my therian mask!!

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I love this sm X)))

*akatsuki theme but it's a bunch of ominous squeaks*

commissions | da tip jar

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I feel targeted... And I speak for the rest of the Handsome Jack fans, we feel targeted

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Remember when Trump supporters said that Trump is nothing like Hitler because Trump is simply enforcing the law and deporting people who were here illegally?

Now, just days later, he's deporting people without caring who's here legally, and his supporters are bragging that due process doesn't matter. He's sending them to concentration camps where they're tortured instead of deporting them to be free in their home countries, and his supporters are cheering him on.

Any time they say "he's nothing like Hitler", it's only days until they'll start saying "he's exactly like Hitler and we worship him for it".

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This is why I have zero sympathy for Brian Thompson.

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So, I don't know how to go about this, so I'll post it here..

Apparently my boyfriend has been antagonistic and obnoxious with my friends about him dating me, even rubbing it in two of my friend's faces that he's dating me and they're not and even misgendering (apparently). I don't want there to be conflict between my friends and lover. I think I'm going to talk to him about it during lunch today, but other than that for now, I don't know what to do..

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Zinger!

Oh yes, as for the League — I’m quite satisfied with them. But there’s something else I’m curious about.

Why are you so afraid of failure, Skeptic? Is it the fear of disappointing Re-Destro? You said it yourself — just one mistake in your entire career. When La Brava hacked you… using cat videos, wasn’t it? Heh, so you’re not that invincible after all.

— Seika, acting "deputy" to Shigaraki Tomura

That is none of your business!!

Make no mistake. Re-Destro is fortunate to have me. I am the genius behind the Meta Liberation Army’s success, not him!

You should get off your high horse, “Seika.” Last I recall, the League has had failure after failure. USJ, the Vanguard Action Squad, Kamino Ward, that high-end nomu…

Proudly labeling yourself as the League’s deputy is the real failure here.

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I live to enjoy both sides :))

too much ‘‘Mello and Near are just L’s two halves, like his sons’’ as reassuring fluff not enough ‘‘Mello and Near only exist to mimic a man who never cared for them���’ as angst and horror that’s my opinion