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MoM was trash expect a SpeedPaint review
#seriously wtf#they ruined wanda as a character#and forand for what#all he people who never seen or didn't or didn't understand wandavision#marvel mcu#marvel#doctor strange#doctor stephen strange#doctor strange 2#mom#dsmom spoilers#dsmom
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Places a hollowed-out poll in Jesus and begins drinking him like a Capri Sun : Any objections
The greasy boys: Please just let us go
Peels oily Josh's skin off for a snack: Overruled
#are any of those wandering it is in fact midnight#shitpost#shitposting#comedy#funny#weird shit#christianity#send help
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Everything I read has collectively decided to stop updating for the past two weeks is something going on that I don't know about am I losing my mind is this what it like to be truly starved for content.
#fanfic#fic problems#yes as I fic writer I to abandoned stories on a wim but like Jesus everyone everyone#seriously wtf#fandom#mha#my hero academia#boku no academia
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So my school just got rid of mask madenday which is all find and dandy if they find the need to say that if your harsed for no wearing a mask you should report it please keep in mind that this is the same school that will let male teachers size me up then tell me I need to have more confidence in myself as to not wear something so provictive fuck them.
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We've been in school one day and we're out of for covid
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You know it's really sad how many anti-vaxxers are then going to die. But do you know what's even more sad the millions of fucking people they infected willingly. I'm not going to feel bad for people who willingly avoided being safe.
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The funny thing is I was debating getting an IPhone the year lol
#ios#me an my samsung are going to go girl now#shitpost#comedy#seriously wtf#why did they think this was a good idea
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well, i for one am prepared for tumblr's ban on certain words
^survived animal jam restricted chat
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The WAP radio edit it makes me want to do unspeakable things to whoever thought that was a great idea
#shitpost#comedy#seriously wtf#they censored the weirdest fucking things#like you can say how much of a big dick slinger you all you want but God forbid a woman talk about how it tastes good
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I desperately want to rewrite Descendents 3 we were robed and they fucking know it
#descendants#disney#shitpost#fix it#fix fic comeing soon#just wait till i rewatch wix clud#or eah#or mh
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And a very horrible November 5th to all of you too
#superwholock scared the shit out of me growing up so i'm just now started watching supernatural#supernatural 15 years#supernatural#destiel#Putin#the election#all on one horrible day
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I tried being optimistic and hoping for things ended up crying in the fetal position this is reinforced the fact that hope is for suckers nothing wait for me but but by the hands of an unfeeling God
#shitpost#seriously wtf#fuck my life#what the fuck#why#Halloween has unironically sucked I hope I die before the night ends
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Say sike right now
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The thing that bothers me most about Chris Pratt as Mario in the 2022 animated film is that if you’re going to do a celebrity stunt casting for the voice of Mario, how is it not 100% fucking obvious that the only rational choice is Danny DeVito?
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It's my birthday and I have to sleep in my mom's room because she doesn't want to explain to people that we don't have 2 gest rooms and fuck me needing a second to not mask I'll just do it all day a be tired and miserable . The worst part is that I know I have the right to be angry about this but I just feel like an ungrateful piece shit.
TLDR I want to die
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Not if they're creative
It’s easier for women to find things to masturbate with than men.
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How is zombie fungus vegan
my local farmers market sells vegan zombie fungus
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