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Draco: Would you still love me if I succumbed to the madness
Theo: Yeah of course
Blaise: Why would you "succumb to the madness"?
Draco: Family curse. Would you still love me?
Blaise: Perhaps
Draco: I'll take it
#daily hp shitposts#draco malfoy#theodore nott#blaise zabini#dreo#draco x theo#draise#draco x blaise#draiseo#draco x blaise x theo#draco x theo x blaise
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Theo: I hear you like bad boys
Draco: Yeah but it's not like you know any
#daily hp shitposts#draco malfoy#theodore nott#draco x theo#theo x draco#dreo#i found this beauty in my drafts idk why it qas there since it is perfect#also there are not enough dreo posts so i have returned
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In a modern au Seamus Finnigan and Lavender Brown would vape
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I typed <3 Why'd Tumblr convert my 3 into Roman numerals???

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Everyday a new dreo fanfic with no dramione or drarry is published on ao3 is a blessed day
#daily hp shitposts#draco malfoy#theodore nott#dreo#yes im a drarry fan too but first and foremost i am a dreo fan#and if its tagged drarry then its not dreo endgame#and regarding dramione i just dont like het enemies to lovers
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Lord Voldemort Valentine's day headcanon:
It is just a normal day for him, also he doesn't actually know when it is because he doesn't own a calendar
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@baba-yaga-s-breadsticks Thanks for the reminder
#daily hp shitposts#albus dumbledore#crocs#albus dumblecroc#starting with dumbledore cause hes winning the poll rn#ill go through in that order
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Make your own horrible crack ship
#daily hp shitposts#Hedwig#fred weasley#bellatrix lestrange#cornelius fudge#luna lovegood#charity burbage#barty crouch sr#susan bones#abraxas malfoy#godric gryffindor#crackship friday
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Quirrell x Cedric
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Kreacher x George
#crackship friday#daily hp shitposts#kreacher#george weasley#kreacher x george#im sorry guys my keyboard suggested george
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Delphini: Feel like succumbing to the madness right now
Man she was interrogating: W... What
Delphini: Don't worry, you would be alive long enough to see it
Man: Well that's... Oh Fuck
#daily hp shitposts#delphini lestrange#delphini riddle#delphini#delphi lestrange#delphi gaunt#delphi#rip random man
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Harry Potter au where everything is the same except Sirius Black is an ant animagus
#daily hp shitposts#sirius black#harry potter au#animagus#ant animagus#he gets crushed by harry and no one ever knows 🫢
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Blaise *leaving*: Alright I'm off to Pansys to uh play chess
Draco: Neither him or Pansy actually owns a chess board?
Theo: He didn't literally mean play chess love
Draco: Well then why... Oh, OH, gross
#daily hp shitposts#blaise zabini#pansy x blaise#blaise x pansy#draco malfoy#theodore nott#draco x theo#dreo
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Holy shit my boys are winning rn
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#daily hp shitposts#poll#polls#dreo#bellamortolphus#tedromedastan#snucissa#crocs#I hope you know me for one of these
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#bellamortolphus#tedromedastan#snucissa#daily hp shitposts#poll#polls#Bellatrix x Voldemort x Rodolphus#bellatrix x rodolphus x voldemort#ted x andromeda x rabastan#severus x lucius x narcissa#james x regulus x lily#jegulily#hp triads
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#guess who has polls now#daily hp shitposts#lord voldemort#harry potter#albus dumbledore#bellatrix lestrange#bellatrix black#ron weasley#hermione granger#draco malfoy#sirius black#gilderoy lockhart#nymphadora tonks#crocs#listen#when i realized i had polls on here i knew i had to do one about crocs#next one will have bellamortolphus i promise
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