#tedromedastan

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Sirius: Never have I ever had a threesome

*Bellatrix, Andromeda, Narcissa & Regulus take a shot*

Sirius: Wait, what the fuck

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Ted: Oh shit I need to book my dentist appointment!

Andromeda: What's a dentist?

Ted: A person who looks at your teeth

Rabastan: Is that some sort of weird sex thing?

Ted: Why would that be a sex thing?

Rabastan: Well what else would it be?

Andromeda: Notice how he didn't deny it was a sex thing

Ted: GOING TO THE DENTIST IS NOT A SEXUAL THING!

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Black family dinner with Bellamortolphus and Delphini, Tedromedastan and Tonks, Snucissa and Draco, Jegulily and Harry and Wolfstar

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Omg i haven't talked about tedromedastan all year I'm a disgrace

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I need to know more about your tedromedastan headcanons for science :)

Well for science I obviously have to share.

I don't have any headcanons about them as an established relationship but I do have some about how they got together;

Ted and Andromeda get together in secret like in canon

Rabastan finds out but agrees not to tell anyone as he likes Andromeda.

Rabastan and Andromeda end up fake dating for some sort of family meal because neither of them want their parents to start planning an arranged marriage and Andromeda isn't ready to tell her family about Ted yet.

Andromeda realises Rabastan isn't that bad.

Somehow Rabastan and Ted are forced to hang out - perhaps paired together in a lesson? They become friends (but secretly as Rabastan's parents wouldn't approve)

Rabastan realizes that he likes both Andromeda and Ted and panicks a bit because he doesn't want to ruin his friendship with either of them.

Andromeda and Ted however are also in love with Rabastan. The three of them go out to a muggle club, get drunk, and end up sleeping together.

But Rabastan leaves before the others wake up as he fears he has ruined their friendship.

But fortunately Andromeda and Ted go find him and explain that they love him.

They all secretly date for a while.

Unfortunately Bellatrix finds out and snitches to their parents.

They (obviously) get disowned

But it's okay because they all go live in a nice cottage by the sea together where they raise Dora

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Rabastan: Babe our siblings are trying to commit murder again

Andromeda: Not again

Ted: I am so glad I'm an only child

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Triads my beloved

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Rabastan: Yes mother, father, I am doing exactly what you wish, I am dating a Pureblood woman

Mr & Mrs Lestrange: *sighs in relief*

Rabastan: But I'm also dating a male muggle born

Mrs Lestrange: *faints*

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Andromeda: Love triangles are so overrated if you're into me then we're now dating

Rabastan: I'm into you

Ted: I am also into you

Andromeda: Then we're all dating end of story

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Me when I see a couple: How can I turn this into a triad?

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Andromeda: My sisters weren't right about most things, but they were definitely right that having two boyfriends is better than one

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Ted convincing Andromeda and Rabastan that crocs are normal muggle shoes

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Me making up poly ships for fun? It's more likely than you would think

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Time to get into writing so i can write me some Bellamortolphus, Tedromedastan and Snucissa fics