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[image ID: screenshot of a tweet by danielle weisberg for hire @/danielleweisber 2:58am 2024-03-25:

I love how writers are like we want 22 episode seasons and actors are like 22 episode seasons are awesome and the crew is like please give us longer seasons so we aren't unemployed 4 times a year and audiences are pleaseeee give us more episodes and execs are like .. how about 6

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[image ID: screenshot of a tweet by mitch mitchell @/czarmitch:

studies (conducted in my home) have shown that when you sing your cat a little song about how much you love them, they understand exactly what you're saying, and they feel it in their little heart

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[image ID: screenshot of a tweet by Meredith Haggerty @/manymanywords:

I know SAD is for winter, but based on everyone I’m talking to, this summer is very much like, “from the makers of Seasonal Depression, now comes Flamin’ Seasonal Depression”

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[image ID: screenshot of a tweet by @/Senn_Spud:

Talked to friend today. Full time job but cant afford down payment on a house. Late 20s. Single. Huge cock. Balls same size as eachother. No kids. Bulging vein running all the way up the shaft is begging to be touched. Has given up on ever owning a home. Things are bleak indeed

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[image ID: screenshot of a tweet by @/CaraLisette:

I was taking my diazepam before my flight and the Swiss guy in the seat next to me saw and guessed I was nervous, so he asked me if I liked cats and then showed me a photo of a cat dressed as a pilot and said 'I heard he's flying our plane, I think we can trust him' 😭

Text has been added at the top of the image: 'Everything's gonna be alright'

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[image ID: screenshot of a tweet by @/madameanthro:

One thing no one ever talks about being an adult is how much time you debate yourself on keeping a cardboard box because it's, like, a really good box.

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‘I’m an adult but more like an adult cat… Like someone should probably take care of me but I can also sorta make it on my own.’ 

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Note: this was first tweeted by Violet Benson @/Daddyissues_ in 2015

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[image ID: screenshot of a tweet by @/nemerevermore:

a delightful thing I learned a while ago is that basically every language's name for "raccoon" refers to the fact that they wash their lil hands

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[image ID: screenshot of a tweet by @/SultanReina:

I need three day weekends every week bc I need a day of complete and utter rotting, a day of cleaning, and a day of activities

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@/NonhleBeryl asks: What's something you didn't realize was going to consume so much of your time as an adult?

@/JagIsOffline replies: Making food and eating that food and then cleaning up all of that mess and then planning what more food to buy because I've now eaten some of my food and then going out to buy that food.

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[image ID: screenshot of a tweet by @/collnsmith:

(me overfilling the washing machine) it looks like a lot but this'll all cook down

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