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FIONNUALA.

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MORGANA.

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in search of more writing buddies again. i'm currently working on a very queer fantasy story based on celtic lore, real world history, and arthurian legend. i'm seeking 18+ writing buddies that are comfortable talking about adult subjects, and preferably someone who is also queer. the more weird and woke you are, the better. i write a lot of political messaging into my stories, and i like to talk about it in depth. i need some accountability, encouragement, and a place to yap about my characters and have some engagement. i would love to do the same for you and yours. if this sounds like a good fit, message me! bonus points if you use discord 💕

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same grandpa, every time my car gets messy, i don't feel too bad about it. it's just my grandpa riding in my car with me and making sure i get where i need to go safely. it's part of why i have such an emotional attachment to my car.

I saw this post on tiktok and as soon as I opened the comments I started sobbing

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I feel like some of you guys think "bad art" is like someone gluing rhinestones to a water melon, or a guy who made his own armchair out of Ohio license plates, or a trashy romance novel where someone says "the blue-eyed one kissed the brown-eyed one," when in reality bad art is a 1000000 Billion Dollar movie where none of the workers got paid and every single creative decision was market tested to see how lucrative of a profit it could foreseeably make to wow shareholders.

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i'm running out of options. i have exhausted all forms of credit and put myself in immense debt, and i have used up all the money i have that would've been used to pay my bills. my cat, george, is incredibly precious to me and to ensure that he will be cared for long enough to go home without a blockage in his bladder again, he needs to stay an additional 12 hours at the vet. i'm trying to raise another $600-900 so that i can pay for this. anyone who can help, whether by sharing or by donating, you will be greatly appreciated. he is my child and i have lost many cats to insufficient financial help, and i really don't want to have to go through it again. i also have zelle, venmo, cashapp, and paypal if you prefer personal donations. dm me for my information.

https://gofund.me/d6024107

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you have to be able to defend people who are receiving unjust treatment even if they annoy you even if you personally find them extremely annoying you still have to be able to stand up and say "well thats fucked up"

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the love interest in my current work is of two conflicting faerie courts, one that has limits to the power they can use, and another that uses power freely. this causes a chronic illness because the side of him that can use magic freely is restricted by the side that can't, and as a being made entirely of magic, it causes his body to kind of collapse in on itself. the restricted size can't handle the amount if power but also can't seem to let it out.

What are some chronic illnesses that can only occur in a fantasy setting?

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So my problem with most ‘get to know your character’ questioneers is that they’re full of questions that just aren’t that important (what color eyes do they have) too hard to answer right away (what is their greatest fear) or are just impossible to answer (what is their favorite movie.)  Like no one has one single favorite movie. And even if they do the answer changes.

If I’m doing this exercise, I want 7-10 questions to get the character feeling real in my head. So I thought I’d share the ones that get me (and my students) good results: 

What is the character’s go-to drink order? (this one gets into how do they like to be publicly perceived, because there is always some level of theatricality to ordering drinks at a bar/resturant)

What is their grooming routine? (how do they treat themselves in private)

What was their most expensive purchase/where does their disposable income go? (Gets you thinking about socio-economic class, values, and how they spend their leisure time)

Do they have any scars or tattoos? (good way to get into literal backstory) 

What was the last time they cried, and under what circumstances? (Good way to get some *emotional* backstory in.) 

Are they an oldest, middle, youngest or only child? (This one might be a me thing, because I LOVE writing/reading about family dynamics, but knowing what kinds of things were ‘normal’ for them growing up is important.)

Describe the shoes they’re wearing. (This is a big catch all, gets into money, taste, practicality, level of wear, level of repair, literally what kind of shoes they require to live their life.)

Describe the place where they sleep. (ie what does their safe space look like. How much (or how little) care / decoration / personal touch goes into it.)

What is their favorite holiday? (How do they relate to their culture/outside world. Also fun is least favorite holiday.) 

What objects do they always carry around with them? (What do they need for their normal, day-to-day routine? What does ‘normal’ even look like for them.) 

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*ranting and raving and stomping on rooftops and flailing my arms about* HUMANS ARE AMIMALS!!! WE ARE ANIMALS!!! QUIT ACTING LIKE WE'RE NOT!!!

I am so goddamn tired of society acting like we're not!!! I am so goddamn tired of us as a society acting like we are above all the other animals!!! I do not care that we are the apex!!! We are fucking ANIMALS!!! Like, just take a step back and observe us like we have our own nature documentary on Nat Geo or something. Maybe with David Attenborough or whatever, idc. Just imagine it.

We are a species of apes that just so happened to gain the ability of extremely complex and abstract thought, capability of language, an almost absurd level of self-awareness, and the type of intelligence that allowed us to discover, invent, and develop tools. A species of apes that just so happen to have such a crazy level of curiosity that we have the capability to learn about the world around us, and beyond.

The way we learn and develop is fascinating. If you observe a toddler from that standpoint, watching them interact with the world around them, you'd see how natural curiosity is to us, in our human nature. Neil deGrasse Tyson has literally said that children are beings of chaos because they're curious and learning about the world around them.

We all have children in us, just like we have our ancestors in us!!! Our brains are wired like theirs. Relatively, we have been in this state of society for an extremely short amount of time!! Our brains and nervous systems are still wired to survive and keep us safe from predators and other dangers!!

We are social creatures!! We need love and connection to survive!! We can't do things on our own. The only reason we ever got to where we are is because we work together and communicate and share knowledge. The way society is right now is too isolating!! Humans aren't meant to be fighting for a place in society!! Haven't you seen zookeepers?? Or anyone who cares for nature in any capacity?? We have an incredible capacity for compassion and caretaking, because we have the capability to know and understand the inner workings of ourselves and countless other species!! Caretaking and compassion is literally an innate human trait!! We're supposed to take care of each other and the world around us!! We literally are capable of pack bonding with ROOMBAS, for fucks sake!! Little robots that our ape brains see moving around on its own, being part of our homes, and thinks "little guy is alive... I love him"!!! Isn't that beautiful???

We were an evolution of Mother Earth, Herself, to grow Her and expand Her and care for Her!!! Whether you believe in intelligent design or just the absurdity of it all, it still happened like that. We have the capacity to care for Her in an evolved level, yet we're fucking it up so badly right now.

Indigenous cultures have always been on the right track. They've always been right about this. They have always known that we are all pieces of the same organism, just like the atoms and cells and organs and electricity in your body are all part of one body!!

And btw, culture is another HUGE part of us being social creatures!! Being expressive and creative and connected!! That's part of our nature!! We're meant to sing and dance and laugh together!! That connectivity of us being a collective is So Important!!! Making fun of people for being "sheep", or having "herd mentality" every single time is so stupid because yes!!! Yes that's EXACTLY how we are supposed to be!!! We are social creatures, remember?? The whole point is that we do things together!!!

I know how society is rn isn't the end all, be all, but it just breaks my heart that this Capitalism shit goes against some of the most beautiful parts of humanity!! We are animals!!! We are cute and curious and compassionate and social and we need warmth and sunlight and sustenance from the earth and water and sleep and shelter from the elements!! We have instincts just like everything else!! We came from the dust and we will return to the dust because we will always be part of the Earth, just like all the other animals!! And somehow, despite all odds, despite how robotic Capitalism wants us to be, our human nature seeps into everything.

Take care of yourself! You are an animal, after all! <3

*climbs off rooftop... for now*

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ive never opened it but all these replies got me curious... what do yall see in there...

ok i just wanna check something.... reblog if you've never watched/opened tumblr live

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🎧 .. 𝓗𝒾,,

𖹭. 𝑠𝒐m𝒆 𝑙𝒂𝒄ᥱ 𝑡𝑒𝑥𝑡 𝒅𝑖𝑣𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑟 𝒊 𝒄𝒂𝒎𝒆 𝒖𝒑 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 ..;

▸ ..𝆤࿙๋࿙࿚𖹭࿙࿚๋࿚𝆤.. ▹ 𝆤࿙๋࿙࿚⊱𖹭⊰࿙࿚๋࿚𝆤

.𝆤࿙𝆤 𖹭 𝆤࿚𝆤.

▸ 𝆤࿙⃛࿚⃛࿙⃛࿚⃛࿙⃛۶ৎ࿚⃛࿙⃛࿚⃛࿙⃛࿚⃛𝆤 ࿙⃛࿚⃛࿙⃛࿚⃛࿙⃛࿚⃛࿙⃛۶𖹭ৎ࿚⃛࿙⃛࿚⃛࿙⃛࿚⃛࿙⃛࿚⃛

▸ .𝆤࿙⃛࿙⃛࿚⃛࿙⃛.𖹭.࿚⃛࿙⃛࿚⃛࿚⃛𝆤.

▹ †𝆤࿙๋࿙࿚⊱♡⊰࿙࿚๋࿚𝆤†

֪٘ ︶ ͝ ٘⏝𖹭⏝ ͝ ٘︶٘ ֪

▹.࿙𝆤𝆤࿚'𝆤࿙𝆤𖹭𝆤࿚𝆤'࿙𝆤𝆤࿚.

▹ .𝆤࿙࿙࿚๋࿙࿚ ⊱♡⊰ ࿙࿚๋࿙࿚࿚𝆤.

𝆤࿚࿙𝆤𝆤𝆤𝆤࿚ 𖹭 ࿙𝆤𝆤𝆤𝆤࿚࿙𝆤 𝆤࿚࿙𝆤𝆤𝆤𝆤࿚ 𖹭 ࿙𝆤𝆤𝆤𝆤࿚࿙𝆤

'𝆤࿚࿙𝆤𝆤𝆤𝆤࿚ 🥛 ࿙𝆤𝆤𝆤𝆤࿚࿙𝆤'

𝆤࿚࿙𝆤𝆤࿚۶ৎ𝆤࿙𝆤𖹭𝆤࿚𝆤۶ৎ࿙𝆤𝆤࿚࿙𝆤

,,

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dragon dividers

source▪️f2u (please don't claim as your own)

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it's punch your local terf day :)

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my frequent typos are a sign of my disabilities and it genuinely makes me upset when ppl make fun of them or tease me for saying the wrong word

making fun of ppl with disorganized speech or trouble articulating themself or lots of typos or anything else isn't funny actually