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Incorrect quotes based on my friend group:

James: What did you do today?

Regulus: Oh, you know. Breathed. Suffered. Thrived in misery.

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trans regulus and genderfluid sirius are so dear to me

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I don’t care who’s the top or who’s the bottom, who’s the dom or who’s the sub. I don’t care. I like it all, BUT I will die on the hill that Draco is at least a little bit taller.

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a real jegulus fan never speaks ill of lily evans

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I really want to write the Jegulus I’ve been working on but life and work keep getting in the way!

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I think the Black brothers missed out on children things growing up

[at the zoo]

Regulus, talking to a penguin: What're you in for? Murder?

James: He's not in for anything.

Regulus: So can he leave?

James: No.

Regulus: Because he's in witness protection?

James, smiling a bit: No.

Regulus, confused: Well then just what the fuck is going on?!

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Sometime over the summer

Sirius bursting into the room: You’ll never believe what your mother just said!

Regulus: She is your mother too…

Sirius:

Regulus: Alright, what did my mother say?

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Head cannon I want to put in a fic:

Regulus and Barty are chaotic exes that stayed best friends. James and Evan almost hooked up once but didn’t and are now oddly protective of each other. Endgame Jegulus and Rosekiller. Background Wolfstar and Dorlene.

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James [on the phone]: Baby, im breaking up-

Regulus: Im pregnant

James: I meant the call

Regulus: Right. Sorry. I panicked

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I found a Wolfstar fic writer that I’m obsessed with right now and slowly reading all their fics but they don’t ship Jegulus.

A year ago I wouldn’t have cared but now I just want that goofy golden retriever boy to kiss is best friends brother!

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My FYP can’t decide if I’m Bi, Pan or a lesbian… same girly, same.

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Pandora: [walking into the dorms holding a leopard cradled in her arms]

Evan: Stop. Where'd you get it?

Pandora:

Evan:

Regulus:

Barty:

Pandora: Her name is-

Regulus: That wasn't the question-

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Kidnapper #1: We have your boyfriend

Sirius, looking at Remus reading on the couch: I don’t think you do

Kidnapper #2: He says they are brothers…

Sirius, looking at Regulus also on the couch reading: …

Kidnapper #1: But I saw them kissing!

Kidnapper #2: Who cares! He’s been singing Taylor Swift at the top of his lungs and making us friendship bracelet for the past two hours!

Sirius: oh my god you have James!

Kidnapper#1: I got one that says slay with a heart on it. *giggles*

Regulus, looks up glaring: Keep him.

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I like romantic moonwater because it’s orange grumpy cat and black grumpy cat energy

And I like romantic prongsfoot because it’s hyper golden retriever and hyper black lab energy

But I LOVE romantic wolfstar and starchaser because orange grumpy cat/hyper black lab and black grumpy cat/hyper golden retriever will always have the superior dynamic to me.

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The only reason I have Max subscription is for Doctor Who. I keep cancelling it because I don’t watch much else on it but I need my Doctor Who.

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The Criminal

Criminal to law, daddy to Draco