#sirius and james

[altinaii]

how do you like the idea of moonwater and padfoot, but Remus and James do not know that they are dating brothers. When their guys get to know each other, there is a lot of drama and in the end everything turns into wolfstar and jegulus

[vomits0cutely]

Sirius: where are you going Prongs?

James: to the aquarium.

Sirius: ..why?

James: because I’m an adult! And I can do what I want??

Lily: he saw a photo of a teddy seal and now he needs one.

[not-rab]

James: How did you get your brother to co-operate with you?

Sirius: I threatened to reveal his dark secret.

James: Which is what?

Sirius: I have no idea, I was bluffing, but it must be something horrible.

James *nervous sweating*:

[clumsily-stacked-fandoms]

rip james potter and sirius black you would have loved calling each other pookie at every given occassion

[aejiee]

Humbly requesting James and Sirius doing some silly platonic soulmate shit like karaoke or something

Idk why but I imagine the "OH F- ITS IN KOREAN" "oh my god same" "외로운-" tiktok audio

[shadyblacklin]

regulus meeting james the first time: *awkward blinks*

james: *whispering to sirius* is he can speak?

sirius: yes, but in a very specific manner

james: what do you mea...

regulus: *trying to say hi* fuck off

james: oh *smiles* nice one

sirius: told you

[reggies-fake-horcrux]

anytime Sirius or Regulus starts a story by saying "when I was a child.." James has to brace himself for whatever he's about to hear

[gaybubblehead]

Sirius catches James and regulus kissing in the restricted section

Sirius: HOW COULD YOU!??? HOW COULD YOU BETREY ME LIKE THIS??? I CANT BELIEVE YOU! TELL ME ITS JUST A NIGHTMARE AND YOU DIDNT ACTUALLY DO IT!!!

James: oh common it was just a kiss

Sirius: YOU BROTHERFUCk-

Jamss who is so done with Sirius yelling: I HAVENT FUCKED HIM YET

Sirius: what was that?

James trying to brush past it: what was what???

Sirius: you said “yet”.

James: whoah- what? No I didn’t!

James looks at regulus for help*

Keep in mind they are still holding pinkies*

Regulus(the biggest tease)balck: you said it and it looks like you mean it

Brings up their *not so pinky promise but still counts as a pinky promise* hands

Sirius: oh so you admit that you are going to fuck him

James disjointing their hands: yesido

Starts running full speed*

Sirius who is now chasing him out the library: IF I CATCH YOU I’M GOING TO FUCK YOUR BROTHER

James: YOU ARE MY BROTHERS AND REMUS IS ALREADY DOING THAT, DO YOU HEAR ME COMPLAINING?

Sirius(blushing): THIS IS INCEST

James: FUCKING ON MY BED IS ALSO AN INVASION OF PRIVA- *sirius tackles him down*

[theprongspotter]

Sirius: Prongs, I think I lost your little thing.

James, holding Harry: What little thing?

Sirius: Oh, there it is!

James:

James: You mean my son??

-

c: @cutemss

[vickachicken]

James: You’re the most jealous person I know.

Sirius: You know other people?

James: Shouldn't you focus this energy on Moony?

Sirius: No I'm just surprised you know other people

[rhetorical-conscience]

Remus: I don't think Sirius is very happy about you dating his brother.

James: What makes you say that?

Remus, reading a letter aloud: Prongs. I hope this message finds you before I do.

[totorohugies]

The fact that Sirius and Remus never saw neither James nor Harry pass age 21...

[lilyevansmywife]

Regulus calling Sirius: i lost him again!

Sirius: so listen to me. look around, do you see a cluster of old women?

Regulus: yeah...

Sirius: go to them

Regulus: what? why?

Sirius: just trust me

James, surrounded by unfamiliar old women, tells something funny and asks them about life: hi baby what's up?

[not-rab]

James: Reg have u seen my glasses?

Sirius: oh i’m not-

James: did i leave them in your bed again?

Sirius:

James: wait i found them

Sirius:

James:

Sirius:

James:

[that-bitch-kat3]

sirius “you know where to find me” black and james “and i know where to look” potter.

[here-for-a-good-time-hopefully]

My fav dynamic in marauders is the complete and slightly unhealthy codependency James and Sirius have on each other

Like I’m positive when they left hogwarts instead of living with their partners they just owned a seperate house where they could live together

Sure they stayed with their partners sometimes but other times they just needed to be alone together