#platonic prongsfoot

[saddramaqueensworld]

I have a sudden idea where Regulus and Remus are famous authors who are keeping their identity as a secret on public and have been best friends for years. Unfortunately, for Regulus, Remus has this huge crush on his brother even though they haven't met. Remus didn't know his celebrity crush is his best friend's older brother because it's been years since the Black brothers have seen each other and Sirius did not know that Regulus had left the family too.

On a random day, Sirius and Remus have met and Remus obviously is star struck and managed to hide it very well while Sirius fell in love at first sight. Fast forward where they keep on messaging and calling each other and Regulus is tired of Remus "I can't confess to him!" Lupin. Regulus decided to write a new novel about Wolfstar to push Remus to confess.

Meanwhile, on Sirius side when he learned that Remus and Regulus are best friends. Sirius decided to visit his brother and have a heart to heart talk because he misses his brother. Time skips where the black brothers are fixing their relationship, Sirius learned that Remus and Regulus are famous authors more specifically his and James's favorite authors. He unknowingly turned into an unofficial matchmaker to Jegulus when he invited James to meet Regulus. (Author/Actor and Fan/s to lovers)

[alexsays-no]

Happy Birthday to one of the man I love the most ♡♡♡

My light my love ♡

[aithusarosekiller]

James: climbs through the window of his own house

Sirius, watching the tv: hey

James: *scream* how the hell did you get in my house??? I thought Remus took your key away because you kept disappearing and inviting yourself over here??

Sirius: Reg gave me yours

James: so I just had to climb through MY OWN KITCHEN WINDOW because I didn't want my husband to know I lost my key again...and all along HE'D GIVEN IT TO YOU?

Sirius: he wanted to know how long it would take for you to say somthing

James: ...

Sirius: you love me too much to be mad at me, come here, I have popcorn

[moondustinfj]

James and Sirius real life footage

Be gay do crime 🤟

[pearlynia]

Remus and Regulus discussing about books

Sirius, sighing dramatically: Prongs, the light of my life, since our boyfriends ditched us for each other, why don't we get married!?

James, wiping out fake tears: Padfoot, the love of my life, it would be an honor to marry you!

Sirius, fake crying: Moony, I'm dumping you for my soon to be husband!

James, fake sniffing: Regulus-

Regulus: Can you two shut the fuck up or get the fuck out, the adults are speaking.

Remus: Honestly you two, didn't Effie taught you to not interrupt your elders?

[jaylienpotter]

Sirius: you can't date James!

Regulus: why not?! Give me one good reason.

Sirius:

Sirius: I kissed him first.

Regulus:

James: in like year 3... on a dare... what does that-

Sirius: it's a brother rule. Not that you would know those, TRAITOR!

James: what rule??

Sirius: the first to get it keeps it. We don't share.

James: "it"? Don't I have a say in this?

Black brothers: no.

James:

Regulus: you have Lupin already! You're just gatekeeping Potter.

Sirius: bloody right, I am!

Regulus: well I marked him already so there's no going back from that. I win. *leaves dramatically*

Sirius: mark? What did he mean m- JAMES POTTER ARE YOU SHAGGING MY BABY BROTHER?!

James: I-I... *incoherent noises*

Sirius: *death stare*

James: I wouldn't- call it... Exactly- *runs*

Sirius: YOU BROTHERFUCKER!

[not-rab]

James: Reg have u seen my glasses?

Sirius: oh i’m not-

James: did i leave them in your bed again?

Sirius:

James: wait i found them

Sirius:

James:

Sirius:

James:

[hrlx23]

Regulus after Remus told him about him and Sirius:

Ew why would you do that to yourself?

Sirius after James told him about him and Regulus:

EWWWW WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!?

[kwiwrites]

I NEED. I NEED Remus and Regulus to have to the same unhealthy level of codependency that James and Sirius do. I need it viscerally. I need them looking for each other in empty rooms, I need them finishing each other’s sentences. I need them sharing books and sweaters and stationeries until they don’t even know who the original is. I need them instinctively brushing shoulders, brushing hands and noses and I need them tangled up in the same bed, breathing in sync. I need them touching all of the time because they can’t bear to be away from the platonic other half of their soul.

[veethebeequeen]

James writing a letter to Walburga after the black brothers escape to his house: Mrs. Black, I know you are not a huge fan of me.

James: and that is ok, I don't like you either.

James: but if you didn't like me then you're really not going to like me now.

James: because not only am I your older son's best friend....

James: but I'm dating your younger one too.

[spookeart]

October 31st angst🪦

The idea of Sirius finding them and immediately breaking bc he’s just lost his soulmate- I’m unwell

[that-bitch-kat3]

james: i’m at the point that i’m ready to fist fight walburga in the back of a dennys.

[alexsays-no]

More about the contortionist Black

James in denial:

They are so competitive with each other

[aithusarosekiller]

Sirius: okay, I'm bored, has anyone got any gossip to share?

Lily: nah

Remus: not really

Peter: well, there's always Jamie's new guy

James: ...

Sirius: WHAT? James has a new guy? Why did I not know about this?

James: UHHH-

Peter, who knew exactly what he was doing: because he was waiting to introduce you two, right James?

James, sweating buckets: UMMMM

Sirius, still completely unaware: oh this is so cute! ofc I want to meet this boy of yours

James: AHHHHHHH

[moondustinfj]

Sirius *looking into the bathroom mirror* : Hey Moony...I know it's unexpected that I'm here. But I wanted to tell you something...You're my boo...You're my boo and I'm- and I'm...I've been missing you...I've been missing you oh so long-

James *appearing behind Sirius* : You know what's weird?

Sirius: *high pitched scream*

James: I don't find this weird anymore

Sirius: What's your problem James?? How much of that did you hear?? How long have you been standing there??

James:

Sirius:

Sirius: I'm in love man...I'm in love with Remu-

James: EVERYONE KNOWS THAT EXCEPT YOU DUMBASS

[pearlynia]

Sirius "dogfather" Black

Remus "I love you more than chocolate" Lupin

James "it's a stag not a deer🤓" Potter

Regulus "I'm not gonna learn how to swim, you can't tell me what to do! *Drowns not even a year later* Black

Barty "I'm not insane 🙄" (famous last words) Crouch

Evan *DEAD silent* Rosier