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Reblog and you’re guaranteed to be successful at whatever you do next!

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And kinky.

hey friendly reminder remus said “sirius sit down” and sirius didn’t even hesitate

they’re married

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Match made in heaven.

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Why is that lowkey such a perfect plot prompt, though?

tw - nsfw

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If this actually happened to any of us, the bodies would genuinely start dropping in rapid succession.

tw - nsfw ?? i mean nothing explicit is stated

(regulus broke character for the first time after years when orion read it out loud in the most monotonous voice and laughed very hard)

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Evan staring at Barty from across the room after reading this conversation in real-time and making the most unbelievably sexual eye contact before looking back at his phone:

* typing furiously * “Not without me, you’re fucking not.”

Meanwhile, Remus is just wondering when he agreed to make out with another couple as Sirius seethes next to him in bed for not being invited.

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Flash forward to Harry and Draco at Hogwarts fulfilling the Drarry prophecy:

*Jegulus and little Harry at an Indian restaurant*

James: This is the culture of our ancestors, I’m Indian which makes you half-Indian Harry.

Harry: No I’m not. I’m gay! I’m gay!

Regulus: Honey, no, you’re not gay. You are just confused…

Regulus: oh my god I sound just like my mother

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Jamie says this knowing full well that (in my opinion) Reg is an ass and tits man.

may a love like this hit me like a freight train.

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The reason it was so genius is because it wasn’t his computer.

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Reggie definitely posted this 0.1 seconds after storming off from a fight with Siri just to get back at him.

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Spoken like someone who sucks at board games.

Or lacks creativity.

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This is the only kind of friendship I want.

slytherin skittles hc that when pandora got pregnant, she was so upset about not being able to drink anymore so the rest of them didn’t have any alcohol or caffeine for the next nine months in solidarity

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Well, duh. That’s how you stay rich!

regulus being one of the richest people in the wizarding world and still using james’ money for everything.

regulus: i want that. james give me your wallet

james: here baby *hands it over and kisses his forehead*

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I am obsessed. I need a years-spanning series, please and thank you.

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It’s called being cultured and diverse, darling. Rather excellent quality for our people to have, if I’m frank.

I love the Harringrove fandom because you will see one of the most vulgar, toe-curling, detailed smuts that was probably ever written on public transit, scroll, see bone-crushing theories and analysis about all of Billy’s equally brutal trauma and backstory and the Duffels stupidity, and then scroll further and see Billy in a pair of booty shorts with something like “Beware of this fucking thing” on the ass

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"This fic is literally just porn, why do you care about the quality of the editing" unfortunately, both my brain and my dick have strong opinions about verb tenses.

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Reblog to give prev the power to write their fanfiction