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eggshell-cereal · 3 years
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ok but fr my hair has been holding me back time to shave this ish off
Get rid of the hair, we cant let people know we have a GENDER
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eggshell-cereal · 3 years
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these motherfuckers sure are gonna be regretful when I disappear, have fun taking advantage of yourself
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eggshell-cereal · 3 years
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one of our delivery guys at work always forgets to leave the order slip because he's too busy talking to me and my boss is always like '???' but it's so flattering I just let it happen every week
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eggshell-cereal · 3 years
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eggshell-cereal · 3 years
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american cities are like completely inaccessible unless you can drive around in them and at the same time there’s no fucking parking spots anywhere. you either gotta cram into some stupid little street parking or drive 10 flights up a parking garage and either way you gotta pay just for the privilege of parking your car there even though you cant get there by any other means. i hate it here
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eggshell-cereal · 3 years
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american cities are like completely inaccessible unless you can drive around in them and at the same time there’s no fucking parking spots anywhere. you either gotta cram into some stupid little street parking or drive 10 flights up a parking garage and either way you gotta pay just for the privilege of parking your car there even though you cant get there by any other means. i hate it here
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eggshell-cereal · 3 years
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I
Hate
Literalllyyyyyy
Everyone
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eggshell-cereal · 3 years
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every system has a girlboss and a malewife
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eggshell-cereal · 3 years
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youve been hit by  youve been struck by *dissociates*
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eggshell-cereal · 3 years
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Today has been
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eggshell-cereal · 3 years
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believe it or not I was actually doing okay for a second there
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eggshell-cereal · 3 years
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Cptsd is like
I used the bathroom in my own apartment too many times yesterday so now today I either need to hold it as much as possible or find bathrooms not in this building to use otherwise my neighbors, roommates, and landlord will kill me
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eggshell-cereal · 3 years
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Cptsd is like
I used the bathroom in my own apartment too many times yesterday so now today I either need to hold it as much as possible or find bathrooms not in this building to use otherwise my neighbors, roommates, and landlord will kill me
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eggshell-cereal · 3 years
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I just wanna know why I specifically am not allowed to have nice things
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I spend decent money on myself one (1) time and someone throws my fucking $100 shirt in the fucking drying machine I can't
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eggshell-cereal · 3 years
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I spend decent money on myself one (1) time and someone throws my fucking $100 shirt in the fucking drying machine I can't
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eggshell-cereal · 3 years
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Thanks mom
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eggshell-cereal · 3 years
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Icarus - ORIGINAL DRAWING - Pencil on paper
https://www.etsy.com/listing/960911661/icarus-original-drawing-pencil-on?ref=shop_home_active_12&frs=1
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