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Watched S6E14 "5 to 9" and felt incredibly bisexual at the sight of Cuddy the other day

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I only started following the MCU after Endgame, which is stupid, because it's already basically over at that point, but after Thunderbolts* I really wanted to know all the lore so I went all the way back and started with the first Iron Man to watch them in chronological order.

I just finished Civil War and these are the things that I learned:

1. My favorite Original 6 is Steve Rogers, so suck it up, child me, who claimed their favorite was Iron Man

1a.) That means 2½ of my top 5 favorite MCU characters are Captain Americas. Um

2. SteveTony would have been The Ship of my formative years if I was there at its peak

3. The first Avengers movie truly changed the world

4. The MCU has always kinda sucked lol

5. I can't ship Stucky. Not I don't, I can't. I want to, because it is so obviously good with the doomed childhood best friends angst they got going on, but no. I have no problem shipping Steve or Bucky nor do I have a problem with multishipping, but for some godforsaken reason, I can't ship the most popular MCU ship on AO3. I feel like a freak brother

And other things, but I should probably shut up and post art on the art account to convey my feelings instead

I hate getting into the MCU in the big 2025 literally all these guys are dead

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I hate getting into the MCU in the big 2025 literally all these guys are dead

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oc collab with @absinthedotcom of characters we made in 2018 and randomly decided to redesign a few weeks ago

they drew timothy (guy on the frame) and the background, i drew enzo (other guy) and the lighting

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Thunderbolts* AU where Bob is Cyrus and the Void is a version of Cytina.

Also, consider: The rest of the Thunderbolts* are Rainbow Rocket, with the "sponsor" (Valentina Allegra de Fontaine) being Giovanni. I'm going crazy btw.

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will they still let me over / if i cross the line?

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this is the thunderbolts* dynamic to me

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have this Harvey i drew while i desperately tried to remember how to color and render

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My art got reposted for the first time on r/okbuddyvicodin of all places. I felt anger for not being asked first (it did have my name on it) but it immediately got overtaken by embarrassment because WAS THIS REALLY THAT WILD TO BE REPOSTED ON REDDIT!!???

hello kitty pajamas girl vs. goth femboy - who will defeat the vicodin in house's heart

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hello kitty pajamas girl vs. goth femboy - who will defeat the vicodin in house's heart

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SMART!!! I imagine the team going to the cellar and just being jumpscared by it being impossibly full to the brim with casks. I imagine like Foreman bringing home a Cursed Mannequin and House keeping it in his apartment for fun 💀 not to mention the baby left alone in the crib, because Shane is in the hospital and the farmer is away working the entire day 😭

Oh, and of course the strange purple shorts with its own room and altar built for it. When they ask Shane about it he says it's definitely not his or the farmer's.

favorite characters fandom crossover but instead of having to kill the guy (damn), it's a hospital check-up

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IT WAS NOT!!! THANK YOU I KNEW I WASN'T ALONE IN THIS

I am an absolute idiot. This entire time, I thought Shane's neutral expression was smiling.

THIS is how I saw it, and only when I realized it's literally the :| face did I realize how horribly I've misunderstood him.

FOR THE RECORD, I have always been confused as to why when I first talked to Shane, he was smiling. It didn't fit his "fuck off leave me alone" dialogue but I still saw it that way.

And then, in higher hearts levels, I've always found the "scrutinized like a disgusting insect" line confusing because a.) it was random and b.) he was SMILING. So I took it as an absolutely random dialogue that kept throwing me off a loop because I couldn't understand why he says it. ONLY WHEN I REALIZED HIS EXPRESSION HAD ALWAYS BEEN NEUTRAL DID IT MAKE SENSE. He's OPENING UP to you in that line AND I MISUNDERSTOOD IT because I thought his Eddsworld-ass upper lip was a smile!!!

It's even worse when he LITERALLY HAS A SPRITE dedicated to smiling (WITH SOFTENED EYES MIND YOU), so I have no excuse. I'm literally just a DUMBASS but still let me justify it – his smiling sprite uses the same "shadow" to make an upturn of his lips like his neutral sprite. PLEASE tell me y'all can see it A LITTLE BIT 😭

Anyway, this little mistake shouldn't have that much of an impact on me, right? WRONG. I ALSO JUST REALIZED HOW RARELY HE SMILES. I thought this entire fucking time he was smiling when 90% of his dialogue he uses the White Guy Stare™. This has made me love this man even more when I SHOULD'VE BEEN LOVING HIM THIS MUCH THE ENTIRE TIME I'M JUST BLIND AND WRONG AT SEEING PIXEL ART

Mind you I am at 10 hearts with this guy and have a mermaid pendant in my inventory I'm only keeping because I don't want him to live in a shit house. I should have my Shane fan license revoked for at least 5 business days. I will die of course but I feel as though this is a sin I must repent for

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The farmer doesn't even have the 'tools' to do that idk how he did it

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Look at my doctors dawg they're going to jail

Reference:

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Been in a bit of a dry spell with art lately so have some Shane in the sun 🌞

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Some recreations of Shane portraits...

And ones for my farmer too!

Maybe I should make a portrait modpack. (No.)

Fun bonus:

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I am an absolute idiot. This entire time, I thought Shane's neutral expression was smiling.

THIS is how I saw it, and only when I realized it's literally the :| face did I realize how horribly I've misunderstood him.

FOR THE RECORD, I have always been confused as to why when I first talked to Shane, he was smiling. It didn't fit his "fuck off leave me alone" dialogue but I still saw it that way.

And then, in higher hearts levels, I've always found the "scrutinized like a disgusting insect" line confusing because a.) it was random and b.) he was SMILING. So I took it as an absolutely random dialogue that kept throwing me off a loop because I couldn't understand why he says it. ONLY WHEN I REALIZED HIS EXPRESSION HAD ALWAYS BEEN NEUTRAL DID IT MAKE SENSE. He's OPENING UP to you in that line AND I MISUNDERSTOOD IT because I thought his Eddsworld-ass upper lip was a smile!!!

It's even worse when he LITERALLY HAS A SPRITE dedicated to smiling (WITH SOFTENED EYES MIND YOU), so I have no excuse. I'm literally just a DUMBASS but still let me justify it – his smiling sprite uses the same "shadow" to make an upturn of his lips like his neutral sprite. PLEASE tell me y'all can see it A LITTLE BIT 😭

Anyway, this little mistake shouldn't have that much of an impact on me, right? WRONG. I ALSO JUST REALIZED HOW RARELY HE SMILES. I thought this entire fucking time he was smiling when 90% of his dialogue he uses the White Guy Stare™. This has made me love this man even more when I SHOULD'VE BEEN LOVING HIM THIS MUCH THE ENTIRE TIME I'M JUST BLIND AND WRONG AT SEEING PIXEL ART

Mind you I am at 10 hearts with this guy and have a mermaid pendant in my inventory I'm only keeping because I don't want him to live in a shit house. I should have my Shane fan license revoked for at least 5 business days. I will die of course but I feel as though this is a sin I must repent for