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but sir that’s my emotional support mutual who’s way cooler than me that i can’t believe actually follows me 

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I’ve been so busy lately that I’ve only played the game my entire blog revolves around ONCE in the past three weeks.

So, I decided to treat myself tonight. I started an entirely new playthrough! 

I’m really excited to take my time and get lots of pics along the way. There will be plenty of new content (especially for Dutch) on the way soon. Brace yourselves!! 

And as always - Keep the Faith 💜💜💜

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Okay, BUT -

Imagine opening your door in the middle of the night to see this guy standing outside:

OMFG COME ON IN, DADDY

*melts*

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He looks a little cold… but I’d be willing to warm him up 💋

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A simple request, but Dutch holding a chunky baby who happens to be his daughter, and she has his same freckle and little black curls :)

Hope you like it. :)

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I should have known better than to open this at work.

Shame on me.

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First, let's appreciate that knife sheath!

Then more of the knife sheath. That's all I'm looking at..... I swear 👀👀

Such a sexy uhhhh... knife sheath...

Yes, indeed.

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When you get this, please respond with five things that make you happy~! Then, send to the last ten people in your notifications anonymously. You never know who might benefit from spreading positivity~! 🌼

This is actually a really sweet ask game! It's been a busy week, so it's something nice to think about as I unwind.

Anyway, I am a fairly simple person!

1. Listening to music I enjoy 🎸

2. Hiking alone in the woods 🌲

3. Getting a good night's sleep 💤

4. Reading and writing 📚

5. Daddy van der Linde 🥭

Thank you for the ask, anon! Stay safe out there!!!

~ Faith 💜

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Dutch is here to tuck you in... 👀💗

Mmm, I appreciate his effort and all, but I hope he knows I would be beyond grateful if he merely let me join him in that big ass coat.

That would be MORE than enough to keep me warm and happy on a cold winter's night 🥰🥰

Not to mention, Dutch deserves someone who is willing to give him a tight hug. I'd love to be that someone ❤️🖤❤️🖤

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I will trade you for another, if you so desire! Here's another unpublished pic from the same photoshoot as before (one of my first) 🥭🥭

My inbox has been blessed again!! 💗

Thank you so much!! I'm loving this little photoshoot you've been sharing with me. Keep them coming, if you'd like :)

I'll drop off another one of my Dutch photos (albeit, they aren't as glorious as yours) in your inbox 👀

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DILF ❤️🖤

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POV: These two show up at your door to take you to hell

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HELLO I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION AND I NEED A QUALIFIED DUTCH EXPERT TO ANSWER IT (that’s u)

Does Dutch prefer to eat kidney beans or baked beans?

Well, this certainly is an interesting question to wake up to!

It sounds very important, indeed.

Here is what I would say: If the beans are plain and eaten alone (ex: if they are the only food available when camping), then baked beans would be preferred. They usually have a strong flavor and taste quite good without needing to add anything to them. If the beans are cooked in something (ex: a soup or casserole), then kidney beans would be preferred. They are not quite as flavorful on their own, but they taste better when they're mixed with other ingredients.

Hope this helps you out! And I'm flattered that you consider me a qualified Dutch expert 😝💜😘

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Dutch would be the type to read to his kids, even when they're adults

Read TO his kids or read AT his kids??

I feel like Dutch just needs to hear himself talk a lot of the time, whether others are listening or not. Besides just kids, it would probably go the same for any fellow gang members.

(BIG THANK YOU TO @arthur-boah FOR THE ILLUSTRATION 💜💜💜)

This is what I imagine (mild crack edition):

Dutch finds an extra 🔥 HOT 🔥 Evelyn Miller quote he NEEDS to share. If he doesn’t get it off his chest immediately, he might just spontaneously combust.

He sees Arthur sitting on his cot as he rolls a cigarette. Power walking over there, Dutch grabs a chair and sets it next to the cot.

Forgoing a greeting, Dutch begins to blaze through the passage a mile a minute before his ass even touches the wooden seat.

Arthur begins to greet him, but he closes his mouth mid-sentence as he realizes Dutch isn’t about to acknowledge him.

When Dutch finishes the passage, he halts to catch his breath. He pants from the sheer speed and emotion he put into reading.

Taking the chance to finally say something, Arthur apathetically mumbles, “Sounds real interesting, Dutch.”

WRONG MOVE.

You see, Dutch nows believes he has Arthur engaged. “Oh, you think THAT was interesting? Wait until you hear THIS!!!”

Dutch begins reading again, so fast and loud that he misses the audible groan from Arthur.

Striking a match, Arthur lights his cigarette. He concentrates on smoking it for the next few minutes to keep his sanity in check.

As it eventually burns out, he flicks it aside and looks to Dutch.

The man is deranged.

His voice is FILLED with cracks, and he uses his tablecloth bandana to wipe away the sweat gathering on his flushed face.

All of a sudden, Dutch stops reading as he stands and runs away from Arthur’s area. Thinking he is in the clear, Arthur sighs and lays on his back.

JUST THEN - Dutch returns with a drink to alleviate his parched throat... it’s COFFEE, of all things.

Arthur rolls on his side and squeezes a pillow over his head as he emits a stifled cry.

Nearly an hour passes before Dutch realizes Arthur is sound asleep. When he notices this, he pauses and stares in shock.

Then, he turns the page and shrugs.

In the end, Dutch continues to read. Out loud.

The worst part is, Dutch probably only has like 5 books. After a week or two, he just resorts to reading the same exact thing on repeat.

Insanity, at its finest.

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NEWS FLASH: YOU CAN STEAL DUTCH’S HAT

(AND HE HATES IT)

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Would Dutchy completly lose it if someone stole his hat?

I HAVE THE PERFECT VIDEO TO ANSWER THIS!!!

(Hint: it really gets Dutch's knickers in a twist)

I had the recording in my drafts for ages, but this ask finally gave me a good reason to publish it. However, I had to post it separately because it was too big to attach as a response.

Here is the link!

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He's waiting for you.......

Look at this dramatic son of a bitch with his face perfectly turned so the shadows obscure his features...

Have mercy upon my soul.