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Not the bachelor party pulling a Hangover!

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Proud member of the "emotionally-repressed light-haired bisexual in love with my socially awkward dark-haired and possibly gay sarcastic best friend" club

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Wei Ying: Lan Zhaaaan! You are so quiet!

Lan Zhan: I wish you were too.

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Stiles: Are you a cuddler?

Derek: I'm a monster of death and destruction.

Stiles:

Derek: ...Yeah, I'm a cuddler.

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Arthur: You can't spell Arthur without a.

Merlin: Without a what?

Arthur: Without A!

Merlin: Without A What?

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Hob, texting: You always reply so late!

Dream: [6 days later] No, I don’t.

Hob: Oh my God! I can't believe it!

Hob: It's the fastest response I have ever gotten from you!

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Wylan: People tell me I have a unique way of lighting up a room.

Jesper: It’s called arson and those people are called witnesses.

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Stiles: I can't be distracted right now. So, no more of this.

Derek: ...

Derek: ...You just gestured to all of me.

Stiles: And I meant it!

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Arthur: Merlin is mad at me and I don’t even know why.

Morgana: Were you talking before he got mad?

Arthur: Yeah.

Morgana: That’s probably why.

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Stiles: I can help too! I'm not just some trophy husband, you know.

Derek: ...YOU'RE a Trophy Husband??? What the hell kind of contest did I win?!?

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Arthur: No offense, Merlin, but what could I possibly need from you?

Merlin: Manners, personality, sword polishing tips. I could go on but I think I have made my point.

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Crowley: I was attracted to you first.

Aziraphale: Well, I confessed first.

Crowley: I asked you out first.

Aziraphale: Well, I said “I love you” first.

Crowley, getting down on one knee: I proposed first.

Aziraphale: Well, I — wAIT WHAT?!

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Merlin: How would you like your hair cut?

Arthur: Preferably with scissors, but a sword could be badass.

Merlin: Lol no I am just gonna use magic.

Arthur: what?

Merlin: Which sword - Excalibur or the regular one?

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Derek: Why do you always describe me as creepy and a stalker? I am funny and handsome too.

Stiles: Funny? Huh yeah sure. If you could joke, the jokes would be like, "Knock Knock." "Who is there?" "Doesn’t matter. I entered through the window!"

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*Lan Zhan and Wei Ying lovingly staring at each other*

Lan Zhan: Huh, a surprisingly peaceful, romantic moment.

Wei Ying: I wonder when will it be ruined?

Jiang Cheng, from down the hall: WEI WUXIAN!

Wei Ying: There it is.

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Merlin: I still can’t believe everything went according to plan for once!

Arthur: I didn’t even know we had a plan!

Merlin: Oh. So that’s why it worked!

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Harry: Your hair isn't even that blonde.

Draco: *gasps in pureblood* Take that back or I will kill you!

Harry: You can't kill me. I am the chosen one.

Draco: I will chose another one! I don’t care! Now take it back!!!