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The Beauties of Dry Humping

Tried to keep the graphicness at a minimal, so this does not represent the true extent of my love and appreciation for dry humping.

First, let’s discuss the practicalities. Dry humping is one of, if not, the safest way to engage in sexual activity. With dry humping, it eliminates the risks of STI’s and pregnancy. It also creates a way for people to intimately connect if one or both parties isn’t ready to go all the way.

Second, dry humping is the best way to be intimate. Between the clothing and movement it is probably as passionate as you can get. The friction combined with the clothing, sweating, and breathing adds to the passion and body-alignment. Additionally, you move at a similar pace that keeps your bodies in-tune as well adding to the emotional aspect and passion.

In conclusion, I love dry humping and so should you.

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A Whiff Of His Scent

You and Jeremy Fragrance meet for the first time and the unexpected happens…

Warnings:

sexual content and discussion, kinda weird

During your sleepover at your friend’s house, the two of you were scrolling through TikTok as the night was winding down before bed.

“Y/n how are you still scrolling? You’ve been on TikTok for 3 hours while I’ve been looks maxing in the kitchen” Your friend said, looking at you in disbelief.

“Well Gertrude,” you said playfully with attitude, “I have a date tomorrow with a man I saw on my fyp and I’ve been looking through his page”

Gertrude looks at your screen, “Is that THE Jeremy Fragrance? The number one fragrance icon that follows the teachings of Jesus Christ?”

“Yeah I emailed him and we emailed back and forth a bit, I got his Snapchat but haven’t checked to see if I got any messages from him”

You check your snapchat and notice he sent you a video snap.

“Well are you gonna open it y/n?” You look at Gertrude and proceed to press on the snap.

In the video, he appeared to be shirtless as he proceeds to say, “Hello y/n! looking at your picture i got a huge boner right now and i wanted to know if you are a virgin if not that is okay but yeah if you could send another video that would be great” You and Gertrude looked at each other in shock but yet, you sent him a video telling him goodnight and that you couldn’t wait for the date the next day and that you are indeed a virgin.

The following morning, you woke up to a good morning from Jeremy.

“Hello I am very excited for our date tonight, I am still erect and can’t wait to see you” he texted, and you replied with “Me too Jer Bear!”

Finally at 6 p.m. you arrive at his house, the two of you decided to have a movie night at his house. You knock on the door and are greeted with a strapping and dashing german man in a white suit with the dress shirt slightly unbuttoned. “Hello y/n” he said as you noticed he was erect, but you couldn’t help but ignore it, his scent was so beautiful you couldn’t get enough.

You walked in and noticed a trail of rose pedal leading to a lavish collection of fragrances. You had come over to

enjoy a movie together, but he clearly had other plans.

“Jer Bear, what is all this” you say contused,

“I thought instead of wasting our time on a movie, you could help me make videos showing off my fragrances, is this okay for you y/n?”

Your smile grew as you had always dreamed of helping Jeremy Fragrance with his fragrances and to be romantically involved. You grabbed your phone and your favorite scent, chose despacito as your tiktok audio and boom you were filming. Cologne everywhere, Jeremy dancing, it was a dream. Your fantasy came true. You knew he was the one for you.

“Y/n, you are under 32, a virgin, Christian, and you appreciate my fragrances,” Jeremy said while holding your hands, soaked in fragrances, and looking you deep in your eyes, “I want you to be mine forever” Jeremy then gets down on one knee and pulls out the most beautiful ring you have ever seen.

“Yes my Jer Bear, anything for you” you said jumping exciting and frantically putting on the ring.

You two romantically kissed, despacito playing, and the scents you used earlier prominent in the air. It was love at first sight all that was needed is a single date to ignite the spark.

Wedding part 2?

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Obama x Harry Styles

After a stressful speech, Harry Styles helps Obama relax ;)

WARNINGS:

Gay, oral, other sex stuff

As Obama stepped down from the podium after a long political debate he had caught a glimpse of Harry, he was standing there with his long brown hair blowing in the wind staring at Obama almost as if he’d just seen him for the first time. Obama continued to walk off the podium toward his blue eyed lover.

“You looked dashing tonight” Harry said in his English accent as he put his hand on Obama’s cheek.

Obama smiled but then let out a sigh, “You know we can’t show affection in public Harry” the politician said while removing Harry’s hand from his cheek, “Let’s get out of here”

The two lovers stepped into Obama’s luxurious limousine and sat beside one another. Harry places his hand on Obama’s thigh and looked up to make eye contact.

“Not here Harry, theres a driver and someone might spot us through the windows” Obama demanded but Harry didn’t stop, he only continued to rub his inner thigh.

“There’s a divider between us and the driver and nobody will spot us through the window, relax my love” Harry insisted as he moved his hand toward Obama’s member and began to rub.

“Oh~~ Harry~~” Obama moaned quietly as his erection grew. Harry unbuttoned Obama’s pants quickly. He had a strong desire all day for his lover. Harry stroked Obama’s member and slowly put it in his mouth.

As Harry was giving Obama the glock glock 9000, he noticed paparazzi surrounding the car at the stoplight. Everyone knew. Harry didn’t care, he kept going faster and faster and deeper and deeper until he felt Obama’s sticky fluids fill his mouth. He swallowed and gave Obama a kiss. “I love you my dear” Harry said with his disgusting accent.

The two lovers relaxed in the back of the car and put their heads on one another. Scrolling through the paprazzi photos posted online, Obama decided it was time. He got down on one knee and said “Will you make me the happiest man alive and be my husband Harry?” Of course Harry said yes excitedly and the two lived happily ever after.

The end <3