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Modern day spy x family

Anya: I hate packaging companies, they made non toxic packing peanuts so I have to eat them whenever I get a package :(

Damian: I mean……you could just …not?

Anya: oh no I will.

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Drink water normally? Like a boring person? No I’m going to pretend my water is vodka and down shots actually thank you very much

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Damn having a sense of wonder and whimsy in this economy shawty? Ur so fine

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Mistah mahn (read in fake Italian mobster accent)

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the writers gave these bitches(fond) canonically big brains just to store mundane information about their hyperfixations and i think thats lovely really

oh you just know every trivia night announcer in santa barbara hates to see these three coming

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psych my beloved

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Annabeth: I, a child, had to earn Thalia’s love, that’s how the world works! I have to earn my moms love. Love is transactional, you gotta be worthy of it first silly :)

Percy, listening to this on the train

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The urge to give up maybe strong but the urge to prove them wrong is stronger

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memes that describe each arcane character (I still haven't moved on🎀🤭)

Jinx: THE VOICES THE FUCKING VOICES

Victor after hexification™: DO NOT FUCK WITH ME I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE *wait* AHHH

Vi after sesbian lex probably: I love you bitchhh. I'm never gonna stop loving you bitchhh

Mel: a girl called me ugly I said "bitch where?" She said under all that makeup I said "BITCH WHERE?!"

Jayce: I need everyone, all day long , to like me so much i-

Ekko teaching the undercity kids: the cow goes moo, the butterfly don't say nothing, the pig says you have the right to remain silent-

Sevika: *some random council person: can I get a sip of your water?" It's not water "ooh vodka I like your styl-" it's vinegar ".. what?" It's vinegar pussy

Heimerdinger after a long day of jayvik buffoonary: two shots of vodka *pours entire fucking bottle*

Caitlyn seeing the jayvik nonsense: and they were roomates *vi:OMG THEY WERE ROOMATES*

*bonus*

The part where vi butched™ her way through cait's house

Cait's dad: LETS GO LESBIANS LETS GO

Councillor kirramen: WHEN WILL YOU LEARN!? WHEN WILL YOU LEARN THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES?!

Caitvi: 🔴🔵🤷🏼✂️✂️

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the two demons inside me are pathetic people pleaser and humanity hating whore. Yes they coexist together, no I am not well

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Loid 💯 would 😔

Happy Holidays everyone!

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been having a great time drawing the sleep deprived legend

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I CAN FEEL MY SANITY SLOWLY SLIPPING

“In another life?”

“Yes, in another life”

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*what's something amazing in theory but disappointing in reality?*

Emile: donut flavoured soda

Ewen: animals in space

Anya: mint flavoured choco

Becky: men

Damain: unconditional parental love

Everyone: .......

Becky: guess we know what we're getting you for Christmas

Ewen: yea, therapy

*bonus*

Damain: WHY IS THERE A HUMAN SHAPED PRESENT UNDER THE TREE AHHH- oh hi pops

Loid: hello?

Anya: you can have the updated version, this one makes hamburg steaks and DOESNT give out generational trauma!!!!

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Damian: *daddy issues emo mode activated*

Anya: *oblivious* Don't worry scy-on boy, we can share my dad 😀!

Damian: *blushing* W-WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU SAYING STUPID PEASANT GIRL ISTG-

Becky: ANYAAAAA I never knew you had it in you to be so forward!!!

Anya: 😀❓🤷🏼🧍🏼👉🏼🥜😋

Damain: :*entire life trajectory changed*

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*POV Loid finds out about Thorn Princess*

Loid: she was the best gal around!

Franky: What about the people she murdered?!?

Loid: What murdaaa?!

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Anya: Mama how to be normal?

Yor: *roundhousing Loid while blushing because affection™* h-huh?

Anya: ....... Nvm